DISCLAIMER - I do not own any characters in this story or the premis for the Will and Grace series, this only purely for fun and not intended to offend.
A Jack/Karen romance, this is fan "Fiction" i know its not a plausable story line but its just for fun no intention of offending anyone if your not a fan of this pairing don't read it.
Chapter 1
Will and Grace were sat at the table eating breakfast, both still half asleep when a very awake, very loud and very happy Jack came bounding through the door "Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day" he sang at the top of his voice.
"Jack please its 8 o clock, I've got a meeting in like an hour, I hardly slept a wink last night, your rendition of Oklahoma is not helping!"
"Oh Will, could you be any more sad, lonely and fat gay man sat having breakfast with his hag! Sing with me peoples, 'I've got a beautiful feeling, and everything's going my way.'"
"Will, make it stop" Grace muttered burying her head in her hands.
"Jack, why so happy, so early, did you accost the newspaper boy, again?" Will chuckled at his own joke whilst Jack just shrugged the mockery off.
"Now Jack that's not normal, no fat joke reply, what's going on with you?"
Joining his friends at the table, jack poured milk over his cereal, ignoring Will's question.
"Come on Jack, what's going on?" Will whined. Jack looked doubtful about telling him given their history lately but knew it had to be said.
"Ok, last night I made a very important decision, that will effect my life profoundly."
Will looked at his friend, with a sceptical look on his face, "Jack, two things, firstly deciding whether to wear sky blue, or baby blue contacts is not an important decision, and secondly when did you learn the word 'profoundly'?"
Jack rolled his eyes, "mock me all you like, but I have been considering this for a while now, it has not been an over night decision."
"What decision?" Will and Grace both shouted in frustration.
"I have decided that I am bisexual!" Jack stated matter of factily.
There was silence around the table whilst Will and Grace just starred at each other, then the hysterics broke out.
"Oh, Jack that's a good one." Grace shouted holding her side, as she laughed hard.
"I know, it's like saying Karen's going to be a good assistant or that Grace will learn to laugh with her mouth closed, very unattractive by the way" Will added pointing at Grace, "especially with half chewed frosted wheat's rolling around in there."
"Hey" Grace shouted as she hit Will's arm "I'm laughing at the confused queer we have over here."
"Stop it, ok, you may want to mock and laugh all you like but I've been considering this for a while now, it hasn't been a rash decision or one of my off handed ideas. I have thought this through, I haven't found the right man yet, I've never really had a serious long term relationship, so a started to consider why not let women become an option for me, I've never dated a woman, who knows the right person for me could be a woman. Why should I let that option go I've been gay since I was born, I always thought I had a point to prove, and what if that point is ruining something that could make me happy."
"Wow" Grace replied instantly dropping the smile from her face. "You're serious."
"Yes, I am Grace."
"But Jack, your gay, you aren't attracted to women, you find hetro love revolting, you can't possibility think you can just change that?"
"No Will, I will always be attracted to men, hello, Kevin Bacon is still alive and kicking and waiting for a little Jack love, but I find women attractive, perhaps I've never aloud myself to think any further on the point, but what I am saying is I'm willing to open that option for myself, I may find the 'one' in the shape of a man, but is he happens to be a she I aint giving up on that either."
"Oh my god, Jack I have never heard you sound more serious, you've actually thought this through, wow! Well as much as this is scaring me right now, you have my full support."
Grace got up and hugged Jack. After a few seconds they broke away "Did you feel anything for me then Jack?" Grace asked smirking Jack shuck his head and returned the smile "sorry G it has to be a man or a women, not half and half." Grace swatted Jack on his arm and both turned to look at Will who didn't look to amused.
"What women, do you find attractive, I have never heard you say you found any woman attractive, apart form Cher and she doesn't count." Will was clearly agitated.
"Will," Grace mouthed to her friend with her eyes telling him to be supportive.
"No, Grace, this one takes the biscuit, we've supported you through some strange phases Jack but this! Come on what women do you find attractive, and I'm not talking about you wanting to have their hair, come on jack give me an example, just one, Come on." Will screamed.
"Will," Jack said quietly
"Come on Jack one woman."
"No"
"One name"
"No"
"Oh what so you've decided your back being gay again."
"No"
"Well give me a name." Will screamed.
"Fine Karen!" Jack shouted at a shocked Will. Silence took over the whole apartment as Grace nervously nudged the floor with her feet, soaking in what was happening between two of her best friends. No one said a word for a clear five minuets, each in there own state of thought. Will finally broke the uncomfortable atmosphere buy muttering "Karen, your attracted to Karen?"
"No I said I thought she was a attractive woman." Jack replied not looking at his friend.
"Which means your attracted to Karen." Will corrected.
"Fine, if you say so."
"No" Will interrupted, "You said it yourself your attracted to Karen."
Jack was getting more and more annoyed by this conversation he had not expected Will to act like this "What? you said to give an example, you know what forget it, when I first met Karen I thought she was one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen, if that's what being attracted to someone is then yes I am attracted to Karen."
"Oh my God, does she know?" Grace questioned
"Grace, don't go over the top with this just cause I said I thought she was attractive doesn't mean I'm in love with her. I was giving judge Judy here an example."
"I can't believe you said Karen, how can you be attracted to Karen?" Will questioned quietly.
Jack went over to him " Will, you're making to much of this, you asked for an example, I said Karen, big deal."
"But why Karen?" Will asked sounding hurt. Jack took a few moments to think before responding. " I think she beautiful, she is so small it's cute, she has great hair, a good figure, she has pretty eyes and she lights up a room when she smiles. Look Will like I said this is no big deal, so, I think Karen is attractive, she my best friend, nothing more, this isn't even what I wanted to talk to you about, all I wanted to do was tell you and Grace about how I've been feeling and be on my merry way, I thought you'd be a bit more understanding." They looked at each other for a few more seconds neither one knowing what to say "I best be going" Jack whispered as he headed for the door, closing it quietly in his wake.
Grace just looked at Will, "What is wrong with you, all he needs is a bit of support on this, you know Jack he's never going to be with a woman, just support him through this phase, it'll be over in a week."
"Grace were you not listening to him then, when he described Karen, he didn't just say she's pretty, he had a long drawn out answer which shows this is not the only time he's thought about it."
"What is your problem, so Jack thinks Karen's attractive, she is, you must see that?" Grace asked.
"No I don't see that, why should I see that I'm gay."
Grace eyed her friend suspiciously, "oh, I know what's going on here, you're jealous,"
"What, oh come off it Grace."
"Oh my god you are, your jealous because Jack is attracted to Karen, oh my god your are, that pouty face isn't because Jack just shockingly announced that he is bisexual, it's because he chose Karen"
"No it's not."
"Yes is it, Will I know you your threatened by this, since when have you had a thing for Jack?"
"Grace just leave it, you don't know what you're talking about." With that Will walked off to shower.
"Oh but I think I do" a triumphant Grace announced to no one as she grabbed Will's left over cereal and finished them off.
