Chapter 3:
Day 2: October 27th 1999
Today, Calvin has to go to detention (that his mom doesn't know about).
We will start off when Calvin is eating his cereal, and he then his mom gets a note from his teacher.
"Hey Calvin, what's this note in your folder, it says 'Dear Mrs. Calvin's mom, Your son Calvin, was very disruptive in class yesterday. He called me a dinosaur and was throwing spitballs at me. Sincerely, Miss Wormwood'"- Calvin's mom.
"CALVIN, I CAN'T BELIVE YOU. FIRST, YOU DESTROY YOUR FATHER AND MY CARS, AND NOW THIS!"- Calvin's mom.
"Okay, maybe I called her a dinosaur, but I did not throw the spitballs"- Calvin.
"HURRY UP, THE BUS IS HERE"- Calvin's mom.
Calvin is now running out to the bus.
He is getting on the bus, and I have put video cameras in the mirror and the back light of the bus.
I have also put some Invisa-Glue on Calvin's seat.
Calvin is now sitting down in his favorite seat, the very back.
"Hi Calvin"- Susie.
"I don't want to talk to you barf-for-brain"- Calvin.
"That was a really fun gym class yesterday"- Susie.
"OH BE QUEIT"- Calvin, and he is trying to stand up, but his butt is glued to the seat.
Susie is laughing.
"He is trying to stand up, but his butt is glued to the seat.
Susie is laughing.
"VERY FUNNY SUSIE"-Calvin.
"It wasn't me I swear"- Susie.
"CALVIN IT WAS I, DELVIN HIATE SACHANBBO, WHO GLUED YOU TO THE SEAT"- Me.
OOPS! I forgot I had my microphone on.
"WHO THE HECK IS DELVIN HIATE SACHANBBO- Calvin.
Calvin is now jumping off the bus, with his seat glued to his butt.
WHAT IS HE DOING?
He has now ripped off the seat, and is climbing up the gutter of his house
HAHAHA, THE GUTTER JUST BROKE AND CALVIN IS FALLING... I mean... poor Calvin.
Now Calvin is running to the garage, and is grabbing a ladder.
He is climbing into his room, he's doing this so his mom doesn't find out that he is skipping school.
Calvin is inside, and is running to his dad's computer.
Good, his mom is watching her Soap Opera on T.V.
Oh no, he's going to the internet site to find out who people are.
OH SHOOT, HE'S TYPING IN DELVIN HIATE SACHANBBO.
HAHAHA, he got no results, because that's not my real name... I mean... of course, he spelt it wrong.
WAIT, OH NO, HE'S GOING TO THE UNSCRAMBLER AND TYPING IN DELVIN HIATE SACHANBBO.
HIS RESULTS ARE COMING IN!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I'm crying right now)
The first and only result is...
TO BE CONTINUED!