The format of this story is going to be changed from a first person present, to a third person view (so it will be like most of my other fics.)
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Chapter 4:
Delvin is Discovered
The first result was... I HATE CALVIN AND HOBBES!
"What the..." said Calvin.
(I'm gonna keep calling I Hate Calvin and Hobbes, Delvin, just so it doesn't get confusing).
Delvin walked into Calvin's room and said: "Yup, Delvin is I hate Calvin".
"Buy why" asked Calvin.
"I've read all of your comic books, and when I saw how much trouble you and your idiotic stuffed tiger got into, I just hated you".
"But is your real name I hate Calvin and Hobbes" asked Calvin.
"Yes it is, but when I was born, my name was Mark. And I liked the name until I saw you and Hobbes in the comic books, so I changed it to I Hate Calvin and Hobbes".
"So why did you do all these terrible things to me. Like the cars, and the spitballs, why?" asked Calvin, very confused.
"Well, when I saw you and Hobbes, I was planning to get my message out to all of the people. So, I made a documentary on you, which told my plans, but in secret".
"A documentary?" asked Calvin.
"All of your questions will be answered... BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST" said Delvin, and he ran out and took Calvin's mom's car.
Calvin ran downstairs.
"MOM, MOM, YOU'LL NEVER BELIVE THIS" screamed Calvin, as he was running.
"What, that you began to build some character?" asked Calvin's mom.
'No, this guy, his name was Delvin, and then he changed it... well, I'll tell you the whole story later, but he just ran off and stole your car" asked Calvin.
"Do you know this guy" asked Calvin's mom.
"No, I mean, kind of" said Calvin.
"Well, let's call the police" said Calvin's mom.
"No, the police won't believe us, I'm gonna go get a bunch of kids from my class and we'll start our own police" said Calvin.
"Ok, let's go" said Calvin's mom.