Disclaimer: Of course I dun own Naruto
Summery: Team Gai found out a bizarre object buried in the woods where they train. What's that? Nobody knows (maybe … except one but that's secret). Could it be U.F.O? Or treasure? Nobody knows (of course just except one). Tsunade-sama, ANBU and team others came to examine. What will they do?
Warning: OOC-ness.

Unidentified Object No Flying
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"I don't think that's treasure." Neji said coolly to his sensei.

"W—WHAT?" Tenten yelled.

"I think so." Gai-sensei sighed and looked at U.O (unidentified object) demurely. "That seems to be …"

Chapter 2: A Bomb

"What do think about it, Gai-sensei?" Tenten said anxiously.

"That can be-" Gai-sensei hummed.

"A bomb." Neji interrupted.

Tenten froze.

Three mins passed

Fortunately, it was a sunny summer noon, so the ice melted so quickly. Tenten was released from ice and …

"What will we do?" She said coldly.

"Are you fine, Tenten?" Lee asked. "You sound like Neji."

"Really? I sound like him? Nope, never-"

"You mean to say that my voice's bad, huh?" Neji frowned at his teammates.

"Not bad, heh Tenten?" Lee smiled forcedly at Neji and gave a nudge to her.

"Yeah, not bad, exactly…" Tenten coldly answered. "Your voice's so horribly."

"I think she really has a problem." Neji said and had an inquisitive look at her. "Maybe … she took a chill."

"Took a chill or get sunstroke?" Gai-sensei asked anxiously.

"Both." Neji coldly said.

Tenten froze again. But this time, she didn't have high-temperature thaw the ice, because it thawed by 'the Flames of Youth' according to Gai-sensei but people said that called 'the Flames of Anger', who's right? Nobody knows and nobody cares for it. Now she's using it to burn Neji.

"Hey, Neji , I'll fry you." She yelled as run after him.

1 hour later

"The war actually ended, didn't it?" Gai-sensei asked his students.

"Yep." Neji and Tenten replied in chorus.

"Okay, what will we do with that U.O?" Gai-sensei asked himself and sighed dishearteningly.

"Sensei, we'll look for a way." Lee stated elatedly.

"Do you think so, Lee?"

"Yes, Gai-sensei." Lee ardently answered.

"Lee."

"Gai-sensei."

"Lee."

"Gai-sensei."

"Lee."

"Gai-sensei."

"Lee."

"Gai-sensei."

Neji and Tenten sweat-dropped.

"They started again." Tenten sighed. "It's waste of time. What will we do?"

"Play cards?" Neji said and took a pack of cards from his pocket.

"Not interested." She frowned.

"Play chess?" He threw a pack of cards out and took chessboard from his pocket.

"No. B-but … h-how can your pocket contain that chessboard?" She asked surprisedly.

"This fic is humor, so everything can be exaggerated." He explained. "And play chess champion?"

"No."

"Play go?" He asked.

"Do you know how to play?"

"Yes, Hiashi-sama taught me but I read 'Hikaru no Go' first."

"I wanna play go too, so … will you teach me, neh?"

"Okay. But we have to wait until this fic ends."

"Troublesome!" She hummed.

"Or do you wanna play 'Greed Island' game?"

"What's this game?"

"Have you ever seen 'HunterxHunter' manga or anime?" Neji asked.

"No." She replied briefly. "It seems to be so interesting, ne?"

"Maybe." He sighed. "So … go for a walk with me?"

"No. This fic isn't a romance." Tenten answered coldly.

"How troublesome!" Neji sighed again.

30 mins passed

"I'm so bored." Tenten sighed as untied braids she plaited.

"I'm really tired of your pranks, Tenten. Can you stop for a while?"

"Okay, okay. But I like your hair, it's so soft, smooth and …" She said and suddenly became silent.

"Tenten, what's wrong?"

"Can I ask you?"

"Ask about?"

"Answer me honestly, that …" She hummed. "Are you boy?"

Neji froze.

"Answer me, Neji." She shook him gently.

The ice didn't thaw.

She shook him stronger.

The ice didn't thaw.

She shook him roughly.

The ice was unchanged.

She sighed. "Okay, I knew how to thaw the ice quickly."

"…"

"I knew you are gay, you liked Sasuke, because I saw you hid his pictures under pillow and you became angry when you saw Sakura and Sasuke were together." She grinned.

"Crack…"

"Ice didn't thaw but it broke and-" She mumbled and sweat-dropped.

"…"

"…"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?" He shouted at her. "I DON'T LIKE UCHIHA. I NEVER HIDE ANY PICTURE UNDER PILLOW. I WASN'T JEALOUS OF SAKURA. I DON'T LIKE ANYONE."

"But it's useful, isn't it?" She looked at him with sinless glint.

"Nope."

"B-but … it released you from the ice."

"Yep. We must return their spot, perhaps they finished that touched theme." Neji said and stepped forward his sensei and teammate.

Tenten hove a sigh of relief.

"He changed topic quickly. Why?" She mumbled. "Or he is really gay!"

Neji threw if-you-still-say-about-that-I-will-kill-you glint to her.

2 mins later

"This place's rather wet, heh?"

"Tears of them." Neji stated.

"W--WHAT? REALLY?"

"Yep."

"S.O H.O.R.R.I.B.L.E… ew …" She said and held his hand tightly.

"Don't hold my hand."

"Why?" She asked him with a good-natured face. "Neji, why?"

"I don't wanna repeat it anymore." He grumbled. "This fic isn't a romance."

"Okay, okay." She smiled at him slyly. "But you have to carry me on your back. This ground is so dirty. If you don't, I'll tell everybody that you are gay."

Neji sweat-dropped.

"And if I do, everybody will tell you that I am a pervert."

"So…"

"Okay"

Tenten grinned.

3 mins later

They came to the spot their sensei and teammates stood near the U.O.

"That can be a bomb …" Their sensei stated solemnly. "But that can be not."

Neji, Tenten and Lee sweat-dropped.

"We must open it." Lee said

"But it doesn't any cover and lock." Tenten said after examining that U.O.

"We'll smash it up."

"BAKA!" Tenten shouted at him. "If you did, it would explode and we would die."

"B-but … why would it explode if we smashed it?"

"Because it's a bomb, A BOMB, DO YOU HEAR CLEARLY?" She shouted in his ear. "It'll explode if it collides though lightly."

"B-but you beat it so powerfully, didn't you?" Lee said.

"This fact …" She had a puzzled smile and …

5 mins passed silently

"That can be a time bomb." Gai stated solemnly. "Maybe not."

Neji, Tenten and Lee sweat-dropped again.

"What means?" Lee asked.

"It was designed to explode at preset time."

"How do we know preset-time?"

"It has a digital watch, run backward on surface."

"I examined it but I didn't see anything on surface." Tenten stated.

"Maybe … it's inside."

"So will we smash it up, neh?" Lee added.

"But it'll explode." Tenten grumbled.

"But it's a time bomb."

"A time bomb could explode too if you smashed it up." Gai explained.

"So how do we know time, Gai-sensei?" Tenten asked his sensei.

"We'll open it." Lee added.

"But it'll explode." She grumbled again.

"But that's a time bomb."

"It could explode if you smashed it up, Lee."

"We must know preset-time to … so we have to smash it up." Lee said with a gentle tone.

"BAKA! BAKA! BAKA-LEE!" She cried aloud. "IT WOULD EXPLODE IF YOU SMASHED IT UP THOUGH IT'S ANY KIND OF BOMB, LEE, CAN YOU HEAR CLEARLY?"

"Yep."

"You have to stop your silly questions, Lee." Tenten said.

"Roger!"

They returned to examine that U.O more carefully, of course except one, that's Neji.

"Neji, what are you doing?" Tenten stepped forward her teammate who was lying on branch of tree.

"I'm not interested in it. And it's waste of time." He coldly stated.

"I see but-"

"I think we must tell Tsunade-sama about it." Neji interrupted her words.

"Yeah, I'll talk to Gai-sensei about this." She said and run to his sensei's spot.

…

"Sensei, Neji told that we have to tell Hokage-sama about it."

"Uhm, that's a good idea." Gai said. "Tenten, you go to Tsunade-sama and tell her about it."

"Okay, Gai-sensei."

15 mins later

"What did you say? An unidentified object is in the woods now?" Tsunade-sama asked.

"Yep. Team Gai still not define it, so we called it U.O."

"U.F.O"

"No, U.O, not F-flying."

"U.O" Tsunade-sama smiled merrily and mumbled. "It seems to be interesting."

"What?"

"Nothing." She replied. "We have to go there as soon as possible."

"SHIZUNE." She called her assistant. "You must go there with me."

"Okay, Tsunade-sama." She replied.

"Tsunade-sama, truly, Team Gai doubt that …" Tenten hummed. "That U.O can be bomb."

"WHAAATT?" Tsunade-sama and Shizune shouted. "A BOMB?"

"Yeah." Tenten sweat-dropped.

"A bomb." She asked again.

"Yep."

"A bomb."

"…"

30 secs passed silently

"How is she?" Tenten asked Shizune anxiously.

"She's probably fine I think." Shizune sweat-dropped again.

15 secs passed silently

"A BOMB?"

"Yep, Tsunade-sama." Tenten answered and sweat-dropped.

"…"

"…"

"WWOOOOWW!" Tsunade-sama yelled gladly. "IT'S SO SO INTERESTING, HEH SHIZUNE?"

"Yep." She nodded and … sweat-dropped again.

"LET'S GO THERE ASAP."

"Does she like bomb?" Tenten whispered in Shizune's ear.

"I don't know but I think she likes it." Shizune whispered in Tenten's ear.

…

7 mins later

Tsunade-sama, Shizune and Tenten came to Team Gai's spot.

"Konnichiwa, Tsunade-sama!"

"The same to you, not words 'Tsunade-sama'."

Gai-sensei sweat-dropped.

"Where's the U.O?" She asked and leaned against 'the big rock' according to her thought.

"I-It … it is thing you leaned against." Gai said anxiously.

"WA—WHAT?"

"Yep."

"…"

"…"

"It looks so odd and …"

"And what?"

"I think I don't like it." She frowned.

"So … she used to like it." Neji stated.

"I think so." Lee, Tenten and Shizune replied in chorus.

"Team Gai, what do you intend to do?" Tsunade-sama changed topic.

People except Neji, bewilderedly looked at her. Perhaps … because she changed another topic so quickly.

"We'll open it." Lee replied.

"NO. IT'LL EXPLODE." Tsunade-sama frowned.

"I told him so many times, and he's really … a stupid." Tenten said.

"Or … we call ANBU-squad to come here." Shizune stated.

"Perhaps they'll be helpful." Tsunade-sama said. "Okay, Shizune, go and call them to go here."

"Roger, Tsunade-sama." Shizune said and disappeared.

"I don't think so, they just make everything to become more complicated." Neji coldly stated.

T.B.C

A/N: The chars are so OOC, gomen minna-san but this is a humor fic so I have to change a bit, er …much, heh?
What do you think about U.O? And what will ANBU-squad do? Plz review. It'll be funny but that's secret, I'll tell later.
Thanx for reading.