I'm really sorry this took a long time for me to update. But, I'll use that idea for Kagura next chap. Well, they all live in Kagome's house. I'll reveal why later. Anyways, on with the story!

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Sesshomaru and Inuyasha ran down the steps, not even paying attention to the monk. They shot glares at each other with only one target in sight…the mail man and paper-boy.

Even though they wouldn't admit it, it was a daily routine, except for on Sundays, when mail wasn't sent. The door was flung open and the two dog demons waited patiently at the door-step. Muffled growls were exchanged between the two, and the clock chimed twelve. And then, on the horizon, was the mail man. He cheerily put mail in the mailboxes, but didn't notice them until it was too late…

Sesshomaru's eyes grew red and Inuyasha began to transform into a demon. The mail man's pupils grew large. For the two were about to pounce. The mail man immediately stepped on the gas and drove the opposite direction, with the two on his tail. But then, a turtle was in the way. The mail man swerved and then ran into some guy's house, and his truck exploded. Yep, just a daily routine.

"Great! You destroyed another load of mail again! Now how will I get my 'Ramen World' magazine?"

Sesshomaru just sat at the kitchen table of Kagome's house, which they had returned to. "Well I had an important letter from the Lord of the East! You think your magazine's more important than that?"

"Well sorrrrryy! Why don't you just-" Inuyasha's sentence was interrupted by his stomach's growl.

"I don't know about you, but I'm going to eat my breakfast!"

Sesshomaru opened the cupboard and took out a box of Captain Crunch cereal. It had this weird guy on it in a captain's uniform.

"Hey! Aren't you gonna share or anything?" Inuyasha complained.

"Why would I share with you?" Sesshomaru replied "I'll get your rabies."

"Why don't you-" Inuyasha shouted, but was cut-off after Sesshomaru poured milk into his bowl of cereal. Soon after, the ground began to shake.

A man in a ship burst through the wall, scattering rubble to all corners of the kitchen. The brothers just stood wide-eyed before the man yelled, "Crunchatize!"

The two where then transformed into the cereal, and where on the ship. But, their new bodies looked horrible.

"What the hell did you do old man?" Inuyasha blurted.

"Follow me, to my house…party, that is." Was all the strange man said.

"I'm not following orders of the likes of you." Sesshomaru said coldly.

The man scratched his chin for a moment, and then snapped his fingers. 'I know exactly how I can make them listen!' he thought.

"I have dog food." The man said in a singy-songy voice.

"We won't be swayed by such meager attempts."

Inuyasha's face turned red, "Y-yeah, what he said." Obviously, he had no idea what Sesshomaru said.

"Aaannnd chew toys."

Sesshomaru's expression slightly wavered, but his mask of indifference was still in place. He wasn't going to give in so easily. But Inuyasha was whimpering, trying to hold back, so that no one would call him a weak half-demon.

"Aaaaannnnd live chickens, cows, pigs, and cereal." He added.

"What was that last one?" Inuyasha asked.

"Pigs?" The man replied.

"C'mon Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha pleaded "Cows! Pigs! Please!"

"I-I…"

"PLEASE!" He shouted.

"…Fine! But only a few animals, and then we're killing that mad-man and leaving!"

"Yay!"

The two dog demons went to where the man said the animals where, but all there was there was an empty bowl. Their expressions turned dark, and eyes turned a deep red.

"You promised us food." Sesshomaru said icily.

"And you will pay for your life." Inuyasha added.

The captain's face turned pale. Count Chocula said if he died one more time, he wouldn't get his close friend, the Grim Reaper, to spare his life. The two moved at undetectable speeds, and the only thing you could see was…milk splattering on the floor? They left and supposed that he had milk for blood.

It was 5:78 A.M. when Inuyasha and Sesshomaru returned. They were just too…not scared, but, didn't want to try and eat another kind of cereal, if you know what I mean.

Until dinner, they just decided to sleep the rest of the day. Meanwhile, Kagura had just woke up, and her stomach growled. True, she hadn't eaten for a while, so she decided to go into the 'kitchen', or whatever Kagome called it, to have some breakfast. She saw the two brothers return to the room they had to share (bunk beds), and walked down the stairs to the kitchen.

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Phew, I hope you liked it. 'Til next time.