Disclaimer: I dun own Naruto
Summery: Team Gai found out a bizarre object buried in the woods where they train. What's that? Nobody knows (maybe … except one but that's secret). Could it be U.F.O? Or treasure? Nobody knows (of course just except one). Tsunade-sama, ANBU and team others came to examine. What will they do? And exactly what is that U.O?
Warning: OOC-ness.
Unidentified Object No Flying
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"Or … we call ANBU-squad to come here." Shizune stated.
"Perhaps they'll be helpful." Tsunade-sama said. "Okay, Shizune, go and call them to go here."
"Roger, Tsunade-sama." Shizune said and disappeared.
"I don't think so, they just make everything to become more complicated." Neji coldly stated.
Chapter 3: U.F.O
One hour later
"ANBU-squad came, Hokage-sama." One of the ANBU-squad said.
People were silent.
"ANBU-squad came, Hokage-sama." He repeated.
People were still silent and looked at them with weird glints.
ANBU-squad sweat-dropped.
"ANBU-squad came, Hokage-sama." He patiently repeated.
Nothing happened …
"ANBU-SQUAD, COURAGEOUS, BRAVE, SPIRITED, STEADFAST, LOYAL, FAITHFUL, HEROIC, UNDAUNTED, MARTIAL, ENTHUSIASTIC, ACTIVE cough MEN OVERCAME MANY DIFFICULTIES, DANGERS, OBSTACLES AND ARDUOUSNESS TO COME HERE, HOKAGE-SAMA, WHAT IS THE MISSION?" He yelled.
People were still silent and gradually froze.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?" Tsunade shouted at them angrily. "SPIRITED, LOYAL … ACTIVE AND HEROIC …HUH?"
"Hokage-sama, it must be courageous, brave, spirited, steadfast, loyal, faithful, heroic, undaunted, martial, enthusiastic, active men."
"MORE THAN ENOUGH, BAKA ANBU-SQUAD. YOU TOOK ONE HOUR TO COME HERE." She shouted. "WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CALL YOU?"
"We overcame many difficulties, dangers, obstacles and arduousness to come here."
Tsunade threw a death-glint to them. "TELL ME THE TRUTH."
"…"
"SHIZUNE, WHAT DID THEY DO?"
Shizune startled and hummed.
"Actually, t-they were having lunch at the restaurant, so I h-have to wait for them…"
"HAVE LUNCH?" Tsunade and Tenten shouted in chorus.
"What's wrong, Tenten?" Tsunade asked 'the beautiful flower of Team Gai'.
"Gomen, just …" Tenten hummed. "Nothing."
Lee and Neji sweat-dropped.
"Okay." She said and turned to ANBU-squad. "Your mission is-"
stomach sounds
Two mins passed silently
"What's up?" Gai-sensei asked anxiously.
"It's me."Tenten smiled. "I am hungry."
People sweat-dropped.
"Shall we go for lunch? Neh?" Tenten asked happily.
"We shall later, Tenten." Gai-sensei said and comforted her.
Tenten was sulky.
Gai, Lee and Neji sweat-dropped again.
"OKAY. COME BACK, MINNA-SAN." Tsunade stated. "ANBU-squad, your mission is examine and define that object."
"ROGER, HOKAGE-SAMA!" The ANBU-squad replied in chorus.
30 mins later
"Have you finished yet?"
"Not yet, Hokage-sama." They said in chorus and continued to examine that U.O.
25 mins later
"I'm so boring." Tenten yawned.
"Play cards?" Lee suggested.
"No, I don't like."
"Play Truth or Dare?"
"It isn't interesting." Tenten answered.
"Why?"
"Neji just play 'Truth or Truth' and you just play 'Dare or Dare'."
"I played like so, ne?" Neji asked.
"YES." She replied displeasingly.
Because they didn't think any game up to play, they stood still until …
"We completed the mission, Hokage-sama." One of ANU-squad stated joyfully.
"Yeah, we go for lunch now?" Tenten said happily but …
"Tenten, wait for their report." Gai-sensei said.
She was sulky again.
"Here's our repot." He gave the report 'which is soaked in their sweat, tears and blood as they said' to Tsunade solemnly.
"EW" Tsunade mumbled. "It is so horrible."
"But we, ANBU-squad, courageous, brave, spirited, steadfast, loyal, faithful, heroic, undaunted, martial, enthusiastic, active men overcame many difficulties, dangers, obstacles and arduousness to complete it." He said and whimpered or … whimpered and said according to Shizune and Team Gai, except Tenten. She's still sulky with them.
Tsunade sweat-dropped again again. "Let me see…" She said and saw the report.
2 mins passed silently
People looked at her worriedly.
5 mins passed quietly
People looked at her worriedly and then sweat-dropped.
7 mins passed peacefully
People looked at her worriedly, sweat-dropped more.
9 mins passed stilly
People looked at her worriedly, sweat-dropped more and frightened.
10 mins pas-
"WHAT THE HELL IS IT?" Tsunade yelled horribly.
"It's the report of our mission."
"Yes, I knew but I didn't understand anything in it." She frowned.
"Well, we examined it carefully and defined that …" He suddenly halted.
"What's it?" People said in chorus.
"Defined it that …" He said and halted again.
People threw if-you-don't-talk-we-will-kick-your-ass glint to him.
He sweat-dropped.
"I just wanna-"
"SAY!"
"We examined it carefully and defined it that…" He repeated patiently. "It is an U.F.O"
"U.F.O?" People shouted. "REALLY?"
"It can be U.F.O" He said.
People sighed and threw a Baka-stupid-idiot-man glint to him.
"So it can not be U.F.O"
"Yep."
Tsunade became angry, murderous air pervaded around her body. The ground split, shook violently; the trees oscillated frightfully and …
People still composed, maybe a bit anxious but not much. Actually, the ground didn't split, not shake violently; the trees didn't oscillate frightfully either, but one of the ANBU-squad - courageous, brave, spirited, steadfast, loyal, faithful, heroic, undaunted, martial, enthusiastic, active men, was feeling those. Only one.
Why? People knew and he did too but people didn't care for him, they just cared for their life. That's evident truth. But they're good men so they promised him that they'll inter him thoroughly.
"I'll grow many roses around his tomb. It'll be wonderful." Tenten stated gladly.
"Why do you grow roses?" Lee asked her.
"Because I like them."
"If you like, I'll grow them around your tomb too." Neji teased her.
"I'll kill you first." She said and threw a death-glint to him.
"I think we should cremate him, and kept his ashes by our sides." Shizune suggested.
"I think so." Gai added. "I'm sure that he'll be happy."
"I'm not happy when you say about that." One whom people were talking about said sadly.
"Why?" People said in chorus.
"I don't wanna die, I just wanna live." He groaned mournful.
Tsunade became angrier and threw an I-will-crush-out-and-grind-you-with-baka-ANBU-squad glint to him and the ANBU-squad.
"So …" Gai-sensei stated sadly and sighed. "We'll pay more money for a collective-funeral."
Team Gai and Shizune sighed.
"Poor them." Lee said sadly.
"Poor baka-ANBU-squad." Neji added.
"I feel so mournful."
"Gai-sensei, I feel so." Lee said.
"I just feel hungry … stomach sounds" Tenten deplored.
Gai-sensei, Neji and Lee sweat-dropped.
"Why do you look at me like that?" Tenten deplored again. "I'm just hungry, I'm not U.F.O"
"We knew." They replied in chorus.
"Ah!" Tenten said. "He fainted."
"WHO?"
"Man whom I intend to grow many roses around his tomb."
"SHIZUNE, TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW." Tsunade shouted out.
"Roger."
Shizune grudgingly complied; therefore, she is going to take the member of 'Baka ANU-squad' to the hospital or … go to the hell, nobody knows but Team Gai care for that.
"If he lived, we wouldn't pay for his funeral, ne?" Tenten asked.
"Yep." Lee replied.
"Pray for him …"
"Don't forget, we still have others." Neji said.
Team Gai sighed again.
"I think we aren't good men."
"Tenten, why?" Lee asked her.
"Because we should be."
"But why?" Lee asked her again.
Tenten frowned and threw an if-you-asked-me-again-I-will-eat-you-because-I-am-so-hungry glint to him.
Lee had an I-promise-that-I-will-not-ask-you-anymore-so-do-not-eat-me smile.
Neji looked askance at them and with an I-start-feeling-hungry-so-if-probable-I-wanna-eat-with-you-Tenten-I-promise-be-polite look.
Gai-sensei sweat-dropped.
"The Youth is so complicated and enigmatic." He thought.
Return to that U.O
"Why did you think that was an U.F.O?" Tsunade asked one of the ANBU-squad.
"Because it looks odd, extraordinary and … the cinema recently presented many science fiction films so-"
"SO WHAT?"
"It probably looks alike U.F.Os in those films."
"Really?"
"Yep, Hokage-sama."
"…"
"…"
Five mins passed silently
"BUT IT'S JUST FILM, THIS UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS REALITY, THEY AREN'T SAME."
"Not same?"
"Yes."
"This U.O can be a bomb." Tsunade said.
"BOMB?"
"Yes." Tsunade replied.
"Perhaps the ANBU-squad watched many science fiction films but Hokage-sama …" He smiled. "You watched many action films, neh?"
"NO, I DIDN'T …" She yelled at him.
"She doesn't like action film, but-" Tenten smiled craftily. "I knew she likes horror films."
"What? Does she like horror film?" Lee asked.
"Both horror games." Gai-sensei added. "I used to see she played 'Silent Hill' game joyfully."
"That can't be …"
"But that's truth, Lee."
"That can't be …" Lee repeated.
"You are afraid that she will spoil Hokage's idol, aren't you? You're really a good man."
"Nope, I'm not afraid that." Lee answered. "But the romantic films are better than the horror films, and I like Final Fantasy better than Silent or … something."
"I do like neither romantic films nor horror films." Tenten stated.
"What do you like?" Lee asked his teammate.
"I like eating."
Gai-sensei and Lee sweat-dropped.
Return to that U.O again
"If that was really an U.F.O or if that was really a bomb, what would you do?"
The ANBU-squad were still silent.
"Where are the courageous, brave, spirited, steadfast, loyal, faithful, heroic, undaunted, martial, enthusiastic, active men?"
"Here we are." ANBU-squad replied in chorus and silent again.
"WHAT WOULD WE DO IF IT WAS AN U.F.O?"
One of the ANBU-squad rose hand.
"You can speak."
"If it was an U.F.O, we must have a party to welcome them."
"Them? Who are they?"
"Owners of that U.F.O."
"It means-"
"Odd creatures outside the world."
"…"
"…"
Five mins passed silently
"Why are they silent?" Tenten looked at them and sweat-dropped.
T.B.C
A/N: I don't know it is really funny or not. But I promise that I would make it funnier and update soon if got more reviews from you.
Do you know why they are silent? Tell Tenten about that, she's very OOC so what would she do if she met owners of that U.O?
Thanx for reading.