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(Chapter 2: Insanity ensured)

(With Yami)

Yami had somewhere or other, had found a TON of sugar and was randomly summoning monsters all over the place. He had this big grin on his face as he walked down a hallway, spotting Bakura, Malik, and Marik going into a bathroom. He followed them and waited outside for a few minutes before...

BOOM!

Yami jumped a mile and, in his surprise, "accidentally" set the adjoining bedroom on fire. Bakura looked over at the former pharaoh's work and grinned evilly.

"We have work to do..." He said to Malik and Marik, who also grinned evilly and followed him outside, where they randomly started setting things on fire.

(With Kit and the others)

Crystal heard the explosion and sweatdropped, a random monster flying over her head. "I warned them!" Crystal muttered as she went upstairs, only to see Bakura, Malik, Marik, and Yami all trapped in one of the guest rooms. Crystal laughed. They were all stuck in some sort of web that had Malik and Marik held upside down, Bakura hanging from his arms by the ceiling, and Yami on the floor.

After taking pictures, Crystal got the four of them down and sent them all downstairs, still giggling. There were random strands of web in everyone's hair (except Crystal's, and only the four guys) and Ryou immediately noticed this and started laughing, trying to stifle it. Soon, everyone was laughing their heads off, to the great embarrassment of the Tomb Robber, Tomb Keepers, and the Pharaoh.

"Ok, ok, settle down. Anyone want to duel me?" Crystal said, her eyes gleaming.

Bakura immediately nodded, taking out his deck. "Bring it on, kid."

Crystal twitched. "Kid!" She glared at Bakura. "Oh, that's it. You are so going down!"

Bakura snorted as if to say "yeah right!" and the duel began.

(About an hour later)

Crystal grinned at Bakura, while Yami was laughing his butt off. "Well, I won, Tomb Robber."

"You... got beaten... by a girl!" Marik managed to gasp out before going into another fit of laughter.

"You try beating her!" Bakura snarled, glaring.

"Well, I'd be glad to accept the invitation, but its dinner time." Crystal sweatdropped as something sped past her, yelling "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" She laughed and followed, sitting down in the kitchen and waiting for everyone else to get whatever they wanted, watching.

"What are you doing?" Yami asked from behind her, causing Crystal to jump a bit.

"Nothing, really. Just sitting here, bored out of my mind," Crystal said, half-lying. Yami nodded, raising an eyebrow slightly, but not commenting. "Ok, that's it; I'm going outside for a little while." Crystal got up and grabbed an apple, heading outside. She jumped up into a tree and sat there, eating her apple and thinking. 'Well, this certainly interesting. I wonder where-'

A loud yelp was heard from inside along with some barking and a yell of, "GET THIS OFF ME!"

'-Rose is,' Crystal finished her thought with a sigh, going inside to see that Ryou had his hand around the collar of a black lab puppy who was trying to go "greet" Bakura. Greet meaning jump on him and lick him to death.

Marik was watching the dog distrustfully as Malik hid behind him. Crystal chuckled and walked calmly over to the puppy, kneeling down and taking her collar. "Hello Rosie. Yes, you're a good puppy-mutt," Kit said, petting the dog. Rose barked a bit and tried to jump on Yami, who backed away. Crystal chuckled. "Come on Rosie, let's go bother the kitties!" With that, the two of them went upstairs and everyone heard a bit of hissing and something that sounded like a stampede upstairs.

"...the bloody hell?" Bakura asked after a few minutes of silence.

Marik shrugged. "I don't like that... dog."

"Oh, come on guys, she's not that bad," Yugi said, smiling.

"Speak for yourself," Malik muttered.

"Anyone wanna duel?" Joey asked.

"Don't even bother, mutt. We all know that you're a second-rate duelist," Kaiba said.

"Shut up, Kaiba!"Joey said angrily.

"Yeah, Kaiba!" Tristan said, glaring at Seto.

"Come on, Seto. Let's go see what else there is to do," Mokuba said, tugging at his older brother's sleeve. Seto sent Joey one last glare and left with his brother.

"I challenge the Pharaoh!" Bakura declared.

"Is that supposed to be anything new?" Ryou asked quietly. Yugi laughing slightly.

"I heard that you know," Bakura said coolly.

"Yeah, I know," Ryou said. Bakura rolled his eyes and sat down, Yami sitting opposite of him. They started they're duel and Yugi and the others soon got bored and went outside to see what there was to do there.

"What's that?" Tea asked, looking and pointing at a gate about 100 yards in front of them.

"I dunno. Wanna go check it out?" Joey asked. The others agreed and they all headed towards the gate. Yugi opened it and they found that there was a mini amusement park in there.

"Let's go over on that ride first!" Honda immediately said, looking at a small roller coaster. They agreed and headed over to the roller coaster. Unbestknown to them, Malik and Marik had crept in after them and were about to make life very interesting for them.

After figuring out how the ride worked, everyone piled in and the ride started. Malik and Marik crept over to the controls silently, still unnoticed.

As soon as the roller coaster got to the first loop, Malik and Marik stopped the ride upside down and then left, cackling evilly to themselves.

Yugi yelped as he looked down, the blood starting to pound in his head. After a moment or two, the ride started up again, much to everyone's relief.

"I don't think I'm going there again," Honda said, glaring at the ride distrustfully.

"Me either," Joey agreed, heading over to a little snack stand.

"OOOOOOOOH! There's a Tilt-A-Whirl over there!" Ryou said, pointing.

"I didn't know you liked those, Ryou," Tea said.

"Yes, well... I haven't had the chance to go on one in a while," Ryou said, smiling.

Just then, a sullen-looking Bakura and a high-and-mighty-looking Yami came over.

"Lemme guess," Yugi said, looking at Bakura, "Yami won again." Bakura nodded silently, and then spotted the Tilt-A-Whirl. He immediately brightened and walked over, Ryou following, then Marik and Malik, then the rest of the gang. Bakura got into one car-thing, Ryou sitting next to him. (Ok, you guys know how this works. There're the car-things that hold two people each. That's what I'm talking about.) Malik and Marik got in a car, then Yugi and Yami, Joey and Honda, and Tea was left to have one on her own. The ride started and everyone was having a blast until...

BOOOOOOM!

The ride suddenly stopped and everyone turned wide eyes to the 30-foot crater mere feet from the edge of the mini-park, only a few yards from the ride.

"That... was... too close for comfort..." Yugi said, getting up and quickly getting out of the car.

"I second that!" Ryou said, scrambling out, Bakura right behind him.

"RUN!" Malik yelled as another explosion and another crater appeared on the other edge of the park. They all ran for their lives back into the house to find Crystal on her back on the couch, laughing her head off.

"What's so funny?" Bakura growled dangerously.

"Nothing, nothing..." Crystal said, attempting to calm her breathing. "But... the looks on your faces was just too funny!"

At this, Marik, Bakura, and Yami and pounced on her and started a fist-fight. The others watched sweatdropping.

(End of chapter 2)

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