Someone asked about what happened to my Ask The Gang! One and two, and I'll tell you why it's gone. You know how some people write the characters' names then a colon followed by what they say or do? Well, apparently the site doesn't allow it. The same thing happened with two other fics I had on my favorites list. So I'm sorry, but, I'm not gonna write another sequel. The same thing will just happen, so…you get the idea. Then, when I wrote it was 5:78 A.M….well, that WAS an accident, but I'll try to work with it. Also, I'm so sorry I always take so long. I'm trying to write faster. Yeah, there are tons of cereals, and I'll try to include all the well-known ones. And if I feel like it, I'll try to do others.

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Kagura descended down the steps, and looked at the clock to check the time. Which was…5:78? How is that even possible?

(Kagura's POV) (A/N- Wow, my first POV for this story. I have to do this more…)

The kitchen was a total disaster. Pots and pans where everywhere, some pipe was leaking onto the table, the cat was smoking a cigarette, ants where playing duck-duck-goose, the stove was on fire, there was a huge gaping hole in the wall, a pirate ship, the TV was playing some weird show with some girl jumping off a cliff… And things I couldn't even imagine. But, on the back of the door, there was some graffiti, which spelled, "Naraku was here!"

The only thing left was a box of cereal by the sink and some zero percent milk. I grabbed a bowl from the demolished cupboard, and poured some milk into the bowl. There wasn't much left in the jug, so I took a little sip and went towards the refrigerator to put it away. But, what did zero percent mean?

(End of POV)

Kagura slowly opened the door, and just as she looked in, five tiny men where playing some song.

"Zero percent milk, has no calories, but still tastes real good. The pink jug tells you so, and it's better for you."

She closed the door and opened again, hurriedly putting the milk away.

"With great fresh taste."

Sure, she could understand some leprechauns deciding to sing in a refrigerator, but that song barely related to the milk! Kagura returned to her bowl of cereal, but, the milk was gone. She could've sworn she had poured at least two cups of the stuff in there. (…Got milk?) Well, there wasn't much milk left so…why not try water? (Ewww…) She grabbed this huge bowl and filled it with some water from the kitchen sink. It had to be able to hold at least twelve gallons. Cautiously, Kagura poured like three teaspoons of water into the bowl, but, still nothing. The water just seemed to vanish.

Now Kagura was getting angry with the cereal. So she prepared to pour the whole thing of water into the cereal, when a grain of rice jumped out of the bowl.

"They stay dry even if you soak them in a billion oceans!" The little rice grain claimed.

"Oh, yeah?" Kagura challenged, cereal box in hand, "Hop on, I'm always right."

"They stay dry even if you soak them in a billion oceans!" He cried again.

"Yeah, I heard you before. Now get on the feather or… Just get on the feather!"

(At the ocean)

"Now, observe." Kagura proclaimed, cereal box open.

"They stay dry even if you soak them in a billion oceans!"

"We'll see, little man."

Kagura waded into the water, and poured all of the cereal into the salt water, which floated.

"See! What'd I tell ya?"

"They stay dry even if you soak them in a billion oceans!"

"What do you-" Kagura looked down, seeing all the water from the planet's surface was gone.

"My job here is done." The rice man said, walking off into the distance, but he didn't get too far because Buyo ate him.

"I am just going to go back and see if I can make anything decent while watching the Food Channel." Kagura claimed, tired of cereal.

(Kagome's Kitchen)

Kagura had just set out various cooking utensils, ready for whatever they planned on making.

"Hey, welcome to Cooking With Gas! I'm your host, ILikeBigButts LaGassy, and today I'm gonna show you how to cook your Thanksgiving dinner."

(Kagura's POV)

'Well, must be a re-run,' Kagura thought.

"Now, I'm not a chef—I'm actually a carriage mechanic, but the real host couldn't make it today."

'What a shiny pan!- er, what did he say?'

"Let's start with the stuffing. You take a pound of garlic and you marinate it in its own yummy oil for, I don't know, a million years."

'Hmmm…a million years? Eh, I'll do it for two minutes instead!'

"Meanwhile, you get your turkey. Slather the bird with the sweat of Miroku and crank up the oven to twelve billion thousand degrees."

'The sweat of Miroku? Well, okay…' Kagura opened a cabinet and had a vial of something in her hands. 'I knew this would come in handy! Now, twelve billion thousand degrees?' She thought, looking at the oven, which happened to skip from the setting of 290 to twelve billion thousand. Kagura then followed the guy's instructions.

"As for the cranberry sauce, you take some cranberries and smash them with a steamroller. BANG! It's done."

'Steamroller? How'd he know I have an obsession for steamrollers? Well, I'd better go get Ted (The steamroller) so I can make this cranberry sauce!'

"The gravy comes from the saliva of a dog demon. You stir that up, you put it on the stove on a very wet flame."

Kagura pulled a jar out of the cabinet again. 'Who knew this would be helpful too!'

"Now, I put an apple pie in the sofa about an hour ago, and it should be ready."

'Of course! The pie! I completely forgot! I hope it didn't get too burnt!'

"The wonderful crust recipe I got from Jaken. It includes a secret ingredient: the crust from Kikyo's nose."

'Well, Mr. ILikeBigButts, I was one step ahead of you when I took some from Kikyo's nose when she was sleeping 'cause I felt like it! And then I added it to the piecrust for no reason whatsoever! I am so smart, S-M-R-T!'

"That smell in the air either means that the sweet potatoes are done or else the cat ate a lot of baked beans last night."

Kagura frowned at the cake and shook her finger at it. "Bad Cake, Bad!"

"Okay, let's take the turkey out. Just look at this bird. You add some hot fudge, you sprinkle some more potato salad on it to kick it up a notch, and BANG, it's done."

'Uhhhhh………'

"And now, voilà! Everything is ready. It looks just horrible, doesn't it? So you know what you do now?"

"What do I do?" Kagura asked the TV.

"You send out for a pizza."

"The TV knows all!" Kagura screamed, bowing in front of the TV. "Now, what was Pizza Hut's number?"