Disclaimer: Of course I dun own Naruto
Summery: Team Gai found out a bizarre object buried in the woods where they train. What's that? Nobody knows (maybe … except one but that's secret). Could it be U.F.O? Or treasure? Nobody knows (of course just except one). Tsunade-sama, ANBU and team others came to examine. What will they do? And exactly what is that U.O?
Warning: OOC-ness.

Unidentified Object No Flying
Corle

"If it was an U.F.O, we must have a party to welcome them."

"Them? Who are they?"

"Owners of that U.F.O."

"It means-"

"Odd creatures outside the world."

"…"

"…"

Five mins passed silently

"Why are they silent?" Tenten looked at them and sweat-dropped.

Chapter 4:

"A party?" Tsunade asked with a surprised tone.

"Yep."

"So how do we need to decorate in that party?"

"Pink balloons, pink flowers, pink carpet, and … a pink house."

"Why's those pink?"

"Because I like pink, I think pink things will fascinate them."

"Why do we need things can fascinate them?"

"You wanna investigate them, don't you?" He replied and saw that Tsunade-sama was so angry, maybe with him, so he started sweat-dropped, and felt anxious.

People started to be silently, including Tenten. Not that they fear, the reason for the silence, they were doing their own business.

The ANBU-squad except piteous man was having tea and playing cards after borrowing cards from Neji, they seemed to be very happy.
Gai-sensei was sleeping and dreaming on … Anko-chan. He's happy too.

Neji was playing SWAT 4 game, but he seemed to be fretful. Lee was watching him, that's reason.

And Tenten, she was drawing a chicken shape, a pig shape, a hamburger shape, cheese-cake shape, etc … on the ground. In general, they're both food shape.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Tsunade shouted loudly and threw a death-glint to them.

"We j-just h-having tea and p-playing cards." The ANBU-squad explained.

"I was choosing engagement ring with Anko-chan." Gai-sensei said with a sad tone. "But that's just a dream."

"I was playing SWAT 4, and I think it's better than your favorite game." Neji coolly replied.

"I j-just watch him, SWAT 4 seems to be good." Lee said.

"And me, I was drawing food shape because I'm very hungry but I spoiled them when you shouted." Tenten answered with sad look.

"Okay, minna-san, we must solve that U.O, so I need your opinion." Tsunade kept calm herself and smiled at them but she didn't get any-smile back from people.

People sat down and started the discussion.

5 mins passed silently.

A hand rose.

"I think we need to bury it back underground and pretend to know nothing about it." One of the ANBU-squad said.

"No." Tsunade frowned. "If someone in Konoha dips it up, he will let me know, I'll solve this problem again."

"We need to smash it up." Lee said and felt a glower from Tenten.

"I said that's impossible if it's a bomb."

2 mins passed silently.

"Or we wait until they go out." Gai suggested.

"A bad idea. If it's a bomb, we'll stand here until it explodes, huh?" Tsunade frowned again.

"I think we should present it to Hidden Sand Village, Kazekage'll solve it instead of you." Neji coolly said.

"N-E-J-I" People frowned and looked askance at him. "He will crush us to dust."

"We can sign sender's name is Orochimaru. That's my idea. If people don't like, don't do."

People sweat-dropped.

"Who else?" Tsunade continued to ask.

A hand rose.

"This is just my question. Can I ask you?"

"Of course, Tenten."

"What are creatures outside the world look like?"

"They have two horns, big body and be ready to boil you when they see you, Tenten."

"Don't joke anymore, Neji. I think they have green slimy body, big eyes and-" Tsunade said.

"I don't mean to want ask about their form."

"So what do you wanna ask about?" Tsunade asked her.

"What taste are they?"

"W—WHAT?" People except Neji shouted in chorus.

"She wants to eat them." Neji added and get a death-glint from her.

"Uhm, Tenten, I know you're so hungry, so I think you should sit over there until we finish discussing, okay?"

"But why?" Tenten asked.

"To protect our life." Neji added and smirked.

"But why do you wanna protect?"

"She's afraid that you'll eat them."

"Them. Is that creatures outside the world?"

"No. They're ANBU-squad, Gai-sensei, Lee, me and her."

"Not me. Why?" Tenten asked again.

"Because you're the reason."

"Why's the reason me, Neji?"

"Be-"

"STOP STOP, YOU TWO." Tsunade shouted. "Tenten, you must sit over there, RIGHT NOW."

"B-but I'm afraid of alone." Tenten said with sad tone and started to whimper.

"Okie, Neji, you go there too."

"W—WHAT? And why me? I also need to be protected."

"Don't say anymore. You two go there and sit down."

Tenten grinned and threw a do-you-want-me-to-eat-you-? glint to him. Neji threw an I-think-no glint back to her.

Finally, they were executed.

"Do you wanna play-"

"You started again. I don't wanna play anything, I just wanna eat." Tenten sighed. "I can eat anything, including you."

Neji sweat-dropped and evaded her.

30 secs passed.

"NEJI, GO DOWN." Tenten said with a gruff voice. "You know that I can't climb the tree with an empty stomach. GO DOWN."

"I don't wanna be eaten so I won't go down, Tenten." Neji smirked and sleeping.

Return to that U.O

"What would we do if it was a bomb?" Tsunade questioned.

A hand rose.

"We must find who placed that bomb in here?" One of ANBU-squad said.

"Okay. So what do you think of owners of that U.O? Whose? Give me your opinion." Tsunade asked. "Start from Lee."

"I don't think it is a bomb. It's actually a present from creatures outside the world send to us. We need to smash it up."

People sweat-dropped.

"Okay. Who else? Gai."

"I think it's a prank of Kakashi. For this reason, he placed it in here where Team Gai often train. We must ask him about this U.O"

"I don't think so, Gai. I know Kakashi isn't playful man. Next."

"I think the owner is Orochimaru. He hates Hidden Leaf Village, so-" One of the ANBU-squad said.

"We agree too. He's the most suspect man." Others in ANBU-squad said in chorus.

"What will we do?"

"Give it back to him."

"We can, ne?" Tsunade said with worried tone.

"…"

People were silent again.

"CALL ALL TEAMS TO COME HERE, RIGHT NOW." Tsunade commanded.

"Roger, Hokage-sama." The ANBU-squad joyfully replied and disappeared.

"They seem to be very happy." Gai-sensei said.

"I think so, Gai–sensei."

The ANBU-squad were calling together all teams in Konoha according Hokage-sama's order. At that time, Tsunade-sama and Team Gai except Neji and Tenten were waiting for them. Tsunade seemed to be very angry, so Team Gai sat down a place far from her around 20 metes.

After that, they realized that's Tenten's spot. They started to sweat.

"Where is she?" Lee whisper in Gai's ear with worried voice.

Gai-sensei looked around and saw that 'the beautiful flower of Team Gai' was sleeping near the tree. He showed to Lee to be vigilant.

"But I wonder where Neji is" Gai said and sweat-dropped.

"I-it d-doesn't make s-sense if …" Lee hummed and shook with fear. "N-Neji w-w-was e-eaten b-by her."

"It-"

"I haven't won Neji yet, he can't die easily. I don't want." Lee whimpered.

Gai comforted him and looked at Tenten with sad look.

"Hey hey!"

"What? What did you say, Gai-sensei?" Lee asked.

"No. I didn't say anything." Gai answered.

"Hey!"

"I heard. Who said?"

"I don't know. Tsunade sat over there, Tenten was sleeping, so-" Lee said and grinned.

"It can just be Neji." Gai-sensei added and grinned.

"So …"

"…"

"…"

"AHHHH-" They shouted and embraced each other tightly. "GHOSTTTTTTT!"

Neji landed on the ground lightly from the tree and looked at his sensei and his teammate were shaking.

"GHOSTTTT!" They shouted loudly and embraced each other more tightly.

Neji sweat-dropped and then run away suddenly.

"H-he went away. We're safe, Lee."

Gai-sensei and Lee sighed of relief and smiled gladly.

"Gai-sensei, Lee, why do you look glad?" Tenten asked. "Where's Neji?"

Gai-sensei and Lee froze.

"Hey! Why did you freeze?"

"…"

"…"

"I don't like frozen foods. So I will find Neji." Tenten whispered and went away.

The ice melted immediately after she'd left. They were still in fearful mood when they heard words she said.

"Neji wasn't dead, was he?" Lee asked.

"Yes. But he will." Gai-sensei answered and sweat-dropped.