"Um, wasn't it 911?" Kagura thought aloud. "Okay, 9…1…1…. Hello, is this Pizza Hut?"
"Is this a joke?" A person on the other end questioned.
"Why would I joke when I'm trying to get pizza? ILikeBigButts LaGassy told me to!"
"Well Miss, we got a lot of calls like this last Thanksgiving." The person claimed, "But we couldn't believe that all of them called 911 for Pizza Hut."
"I know, I want a pizza!"
"Well Miss, if you really want to order a pizza, here's the number…" (Okay, this is NOT the actual number, just some random numbers.) "539-1130… No wait, that's the number to-"
Kagura hung the phone up, and dialed the number.
"Hello? Is this Pizza Hutt?"
"What?" The other voice asked, "Is that you, Kagura? Why'd you call me on my cell?"
"Wha-? Who is this?"
"It's me! Ka-go-me! Geez, Kagura. You could've just walked up to my room," Kagome replied, "I'll be down in a minute."
"Nah, I've had enough breakfast for one day, human. I'll just return to my room."
"Whatever."
Kagura went outside, and Kagome made her way downstairs.
"Let's see what's on Animal Planet," Kagome said to herself.
"Next up, the 'Mild Animal Kingdom!'"
'Must be some sorta new documentary show.' Kagome thought.
"Dawn breaks on the incredibly dull Serengeti Plain. The sun, even at six in the morning, is already tall, dark, and handsome."
'Wait a click, is that Orlando Bloom's face pasted on the sun?'
"In the shade of a large tourist, a tiny drongo bird works away at her abs."
"Girl Power!" Kagome screamed, jumping into the air to congratulate the female bird.
"Yards away, a hungry jackal scavenges the brush for the new Green Day CD."
"Hey wait, is that Souta fighting that jackal for the Green Day CD?" Kagome asked aloud.
"In the snow-covered hills nearby, a freshly shampooed cheetah tends to her cubs."
"Hey, I'd want to stay clean if I was a cheetah, too." Kagome claimed.
"In only a few months, they will have to learn French, but for now, these small kittens are content merely to eat each other."
"Hey, that's MY house!" Kagome pointed out.
"In the lazy afternoon, when the rain falls upon the plain, a four-year-old leopard looks like an expensive handbag, but sees a gazelle on the horizon.""Wait, that IS my handbag! How'd that leopard manage to get it?"
"Breaking into a song and dance routine, the leopard pursues the gazelle but cannot catch the 7:30 AM flight to Chicago."
"Man, I can never catch that flight either after breaking into song and dance routine."
"Unaware of all this, the drongo bird merrily warbles at a karaoke bar."
"That reminds me! I wanted to go warble to a karaoke bar today!"
"But what's this?""What is it?" Kagome screeched, a death grip on the TV.
"The leopard, still hungry, sees our cameraman, who now pees in his pants."
"Hey, cameramen are an essential part of anyone's breakfast," Kagome claimed.
"The leopard slowly, and because he is paid by the hour, the cameraman shoots his film."
"Stupid camera man! Run! RUN, DANG IT!"
"The leopard opens his mouth, lets out a mighty loogie, and then licks the cameraman. All is well."
"Wow, what an educational show!"
Pause.
"Well, I'm hungry so now I guess I'd better grab the box of Cocoa Puffs I hid under the couch that has a pie in it!"
Kagome walked back into the living room and probed under the couch for the cereal box. It took a while, but after many gum-covered Speed Racer action figures, she finally managed to fish it out.
"Ah, Cocoa Puffs. That stupid bird will never take you away again!" Kagome claimed merrily, prancing around the room.
At Wal-Mart…
"Must. Buy. LOW PRICED ITEMS!" The orange bird screamed maniacally.
"Yes…," The Wal-Mart chuckled, "No one can escape my grasp! After testing my mind control powers on this stupid bird, I will now be able to take over the WORLD!"
Kagome's House…
"Yep, that bird'll never get MY cereal!" Kagome claimed, opening the box and pouring all the cereal into her mouth. But before she could act, Shippo bounded into the room, stealing all the cereal from her mouth.
"NNNNOOOOOOO! My life is incomplete without that cereal!"
"But Kagome," Shippo sobbed, eyes welling up with tears, "I thought you cared for me!"
"Awww," Kagome cooed, not able to resist the cuteness, "Fine. You can have the cereal. BUT…"
"But what?" Shippo asked.
"But you have to coat the cereal in glue and pour the cereal and glue in Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's hair. If you succeed…you succeed. If you fail, it was nice knowing you, Shippo."
With that, Kagome went outside to warble to a karaoke bar.
'So,' Shippo thought, 'It is my mission to pour a mixture of Cocoa Puffs and glue into the Inu brothers' hair.'
Shippo reached into his pocket, took out a pair of sunglasses, put them on, and the Matrix music began to play. The mission had begun.
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Sorry that it was kinda short. I'll try to make the next chap longer.