"So did you ever marry Kitty?" Scott asked Kurt.
"Nein, our interests were different" He explained.
"Really, like what?"
"She's dead……and I'm not"
"What?" All the X-men screamed.
"Are you sure he's not deaf?" Jean asked.
All the X-men slowly turned ther heads to Jean, who was talking to a pepper mill, she had politly got some food for, and a napkin.
"Jean, are you talking to a pepper mill?" Xavier asked.
"Yeah, she does that" Scott said
"So, Kitty's dead?" Evan asked.
"Ja, in a very silly way" Kurt explained, whiping away a tear.
"How?" Xavier asked.
"She fell down the stairs"
"That doesn't sound silly" Scott said looking over at Jean.
"Really? she tripped vater melon shaped like…….Chuck Norris"
Everyone gasped.
"She spent six weeks in a coma when she got out……" Kurt explained, sniffing.
"She couldn't Vatch Texas ranger, or eat……Vater melon" He burst into tears.
"That's okay man" Evan patted his back sympathetically.
"She zhen took a power drill to her left temple, to try and bour the memories out" Kurt sniffed, and looked down at the table, sad.
"Wait, have I heard that line before?" Scott said wondering to him self.
"I don't think you have" Brian Cox said.
"Brian Cox?" Everybody screamed.
"In such films as: Mad Max, Braveheart and Signs?" Storm excitedly asked.
"No" Brian answered in confusion.
"That's Mel Gibson" He said plainly.
"Oh, do you have his number?" Storm asked, there was a long silence.
"Actually yes" Brian wrote a number down on a napkin.
"Oh, this will make my day!" Storm ran out the room.
"Well" The Professor started "You all have a lot of catching up to do" He wheeled out of the room.
"c'mon Scottie, let's see our old rooms, you can come too Nightshade" Jean grabbed the pepper mill then Scott's arm.
"Oh Kurt, help meeeeeeeeee….." His screams echoed into nothing.
The room soon emptied so just Kurt and Brian Cox sat around the table.
"So…….." Brian started. "Your wifes dead huh?"
Kurt broke down in tears.
"Oh….uh…..there there" Brian patted his back.
"Hank, I forgot how annoying some of the students were" The professor said.
"Yeah, but, Rogue hasn't turned up yet" He said "Maybe she'll have something really interesting to say"
"Your kidding right, you remember what she was like Achem" The Professor cleared his voice.
"That's raght, nahce and tasty" The Professor said with an appauling southeren accent.
"You sounded exactly like her!" Hank said astonished, he pointed a big blue finger at him.
"Didn't your parents ever say it's rude to point?" Xavier stated pushing his hand away.
"Yes, yes they did" Hank said plainly. "They're dead now!"
"Uh, Hank, why are you looking at me like that?" Xavier reversed slowly. Hank walked after him.
"I'm going to kill you!" Hank said menacingly.
"I'm in a wheelchair, you can't kill me" Xavier ordered.
"I don't care!" Hank walked a bit faster
"I'm wearing glasses!" Xavier quickly put a pair of glasses on.
Hank took the glasses and snapped them in two.
"My glasses!" Xavier screamed.
Hank was just about to put his hand sround his throat.
"Why not kill Evan, no one likes Evan!" The Professor said helplessly.
"That's a good Idea" Hank dumped Xavier on the floor and wandered off.
"Phew, that was close" Xavier got up and walked over to his wheelchair, and sat back down.
Suddenly the door opened with a slam.
"Guess who's back?" Rogue said.
"Oo, I'm good at this" Jean said jumping up and down.
"Ray?" She asked.
"No, it's Rogue" Scott said slapping his head.
"So, uh, Rogue, still seeing that Cajun?" Scott said desperatly.
"Nah" She said.
"Will you please back away from ma Cherie" A voice came from the door way.
"Who's that?" Jean asked in wonder.
"It's Gambit, you stupid lady" Said Scott.
"I thought you weren't seeing him any more?" Kurt asked.
"I'm not" Rogue stated.
"The names Gambit, professional in armed security" Gambit walked in.
"He's my body guard"
Evan entered the room.
"Get down!" Remy ordered, everyone went to ground.
Remy drew his gun and pointed it at a very confused Evan
"I know how to use this" Gambit said, his gun backwards.
"Don't say a word, don't move a muscle" Gambit said.
"Hey dude your guns-"
Remy had charged his gun and threw it at him.
"Ow!" Evan fell to the floor, then Beast dived on top of him, pounding him, with what ever was closest, chairs, plates, bits of plaster off the walls.
"Anywho…….I'm a big company agent now, I need some protection, and Gambit is that protection!" Rogue said, her phone rang, she answered.
"I'll take this outside. Gambit…..if you please" Rogue and Gambit left the room.
"Scottie, I'm gonna powder my nose" Jean left the room.
"Hey bubs and bubettes" A familiar voice said.
"Logan!" Everyone screamed.
"That's my name!" He answered.
"Wow, Logan, you seem, happier than usual" Scott said.
"That's right, I'm a kid's TV host now, Badger man!" Logan pulled a badger mask out of no where and put it on his head.
"Hmmm…….. never heard of him" Scott said.
Jean entered the room.
"Oh my god! Badger Man? In our house?" Jean said, cooling her face down with her hands.
"Correction, MY house!" Xavier said.
"No you listen! Keep that ice on her nose, or I'll come over there and kick your ass! Yeah……yeah……goodbye reverand" Rogue folded up her phone and tucked it in her pocket.
"Who was that?" Scott asked.
"It doesn't matter" She answered.
"AHHHH!" Gambit screamed, everyone fell to the floor clutching their heads.
"Badger Man! In OUR house?" Gambit said, doing as Jean did.
"MY house, MY house!" Xavier barked.
Rogue's phone rang again.
"Oh, No………NO!………Listen, Jubilee, I told you, you work for me, so you do what I say, You cannot come here, you can not talk to any old friends, fine, I'll give you one thing, and that thing is….." Rogue hung up the phone.
"Jubilee, wondered if she could come here……heh heh, she is SO fired!" Rogue said, laughing to her self.
"Doesn't Jubilee have a crippled husband and six childeren to support?" Scott asked.
"Yeah, so, she can sell her kids, they're quite expensive on the market at the moment"