Wow. I actually thought of something good to keep this thing going. But since I can be lazy at times, I will make this chapter explain how the Inuyasha characters got to be at Kagome's house. This story has been somewhat random so far, so I will just be making this up as I go.

Chaos will follow, I'm sure.

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HOW IT ALL HAPPENED.

Kagome sat under a starry sky one night after setting up camp with the others. Her entire supply of Ramen was already gone, thanks to Inuyasha, of course, so she decided that she'd go back home. After all, their camp site wasn't too far from the well.

"Oo-kay, I'm going back home," Kagome announced casually, throwing her banana yellow backpack over her shoulder. Yum, bananas… er, sorry. Anyhoo…

"WHAT? You can't just leave!" Inuyasha argued.

Kagome just stared blankly at him, "Why?"

"…I dunno, actually," Inuyasha replied, sitting back down. He began to think about that. 'Why?' Such a simple question, but for him, no simple answer.

Shippo cocked his head to the side, "When are you coming back, Kagome?"

"How should I know? I forgot to bring a watch!"

"Manarf…eckaboo…geeoke…heh…," Obviously, Miroku had fallen asleep… Only potatoes know why…

"It's okay, Kagome," Sango reassured her, "I WILL PROTECT THESE IDIOTS WITH ALL MY POWER!"

"Swear upon your loving-to-poop-in-shoes-cat?"

"INDEED!"

"One more thing…," Kagome said to Sango, turning around, "Did you eat all my chocolate bars?"

"YOU BET, SISTER!"

"Okay, just wondering!" With that, Kagome skipped down the Yellow Brick Road to her house.

LATER…

"Sango, I'm bored! Kagome's been at her house for a month!" Shippo whined.

"OO-KAY, THEN! WE'LL JUST GO TO HER HOUSE!" Sango hiper-ly responded.

Miroku was…still sleeping…oddly… And Inuyasha was still questioning himself, 'Why?'

"OH MY GOD!" Inuyasha screamed, jumping up, "Now I know why Kagome couldn't go! We need her to help us find the Jewel Shards!"

Miroku grunted, and woke up. He yawned, and gave a groggy glare to Inuyasha.

"Well, oh so intelligent Inuyasha, did you wake me up?" Miroku sourly asked.

"I dunno. Lemme think about that…"

"NO THINKING!" Sango screeched, "WE MUST GO TO KAGOME'S HOUSE!"

After duct-taping the others to Kirara, Sango led her kitty friend to the well.

"Sango," Shippo managed to muffle through the tape, "Aren't Inuyasha and Kagome the only ones who can go through the well?"

"I DUNNO! LET'S FIND OUT, THEN!" She replied, an insane glint in her eyes.

Shippo was EXTREMELY frightened by this…and many other things. Like, blue cats, for instance.

Meanwhile, Sesshomaru's group just 'happened' to be near the well.

Rin sat on the well's mouth, kicking her feet while eating an apple from a near-by tree.

Jaken had somehow 'disappeared', and Sesshomaru ate a basket of fried frog legs, somewhat happier than he was ever.

Then, Rin saw some cat flying in the sky.

"Look, Lord Sesshomaru!" She pointed at the cat.

Sesshomaru set down the basket of frog legs, and saw the cat demon flying down to where he was. But this wasn't just any cat demon…he soon saw Inuyasha and some other people duct-taped onto it.

After the cat landed, the overly hyper Sango ripped Shippo off Kirara and shoved him down the well, not noticing Sesshomaru and Rin.

"GET ME OFF!" Inuyasha screamed angrily.

"Well, if it isn't Texas Toast Inuyasha," Sesshomaru said.

Sango ripped Miroku off and proceeded in shoving him down the well, also. (Yes, Rin is still just sitting there.)

The duct-tape became weak, and Inuyasha managed to free himself.

"Why did you call me that name?" Inuyasha asked, glaring at Sesshomaru, "I haven't been called that for years."

"Really? It only seemed like yesterday to me," Sesshomaru replied.

Inuyasha cocked his head to the side, "Wait, it WAS yesterday!"

FLASH BACK.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are seen fighting.

"What's wrong, Texas Toast, Inuyasha? Can't take it anymore?"

"Why the hell did you call me 'Texas Toast Inuyasha?'"

"I dunno. I'm just hungry."

END OF FLASH BACK.

"Oh, yeah…" Sesshomaru said to himself.

But all of a sudden, Naraku ran into the clearing, hundreds of empty Starbucks coffee cups in his tentacles. Kanna and Kagura followed, trying to get him to drink the de-caffinated coffe so he'd settle down.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA! IF IT ISN'T FLUFFY AND FUZZY WUZZY!" He screeched.

"Fluffy?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Fuzzy Wuzzy? C'mon! What's with that?" Inuyasha protested.

"Master Naraku! Just please drink this!" Kagura pleaded, the decaff in hand.

"NEVAH! MUHAHHAHAHAHA!" In Naraku's hyperness, he grabbed everyone left with his tentacles and jumped down the well. Everyone was just took shocked and freaked out to do anything.

Kouga was walkin' along, singin' a song, when he came upon this…thing. He absolutely could not believe what he saw. And that was all better reason to follow and see what they where doing.

IN KAGOME'S TIME.

Kagome sat under the God Tree, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. But then all of a sudden, Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Rin, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, and Kouga burst out from the shrine the well was in.

O.O

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Kagome screamed.

"WE CAME FOR THE CHEESE!" Sango and Naraku replied at the same time.

"…"

"Kagome!" Kouga happily said, running to her, then held her hand.

"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

Shippo scurried over to Kagome and jumped don her shoulder.

"Kagome! Sango duct-taped us to Kirara, then shoved us down the well! Inuyasha said that Sesshomaru was there, then Naraku, Kanna, and Kagura came! Naraku had drank a lot of coffee, (How did he get Starbucks in Feudal Japan, anyway?) and pulled the rest of us down!" Shippo gasped, for he said everything on one breath.

"I LIKE CEREAL!" Sango shouted.

Kagome looked at everyone, and then knew what she had to do.

"EVERYONE!"

Silence among the group was instant.

"FIND A ROOM TO SLEEP IN FOR THE NIGHT! IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL FIND AN OBJECT YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED!"

"Really?" Miroku asked.

"Wait... You're saying that I'll get the Tetsaiga?" Sesshomaru asked. (sp?)

"Um…sure," Kagome replied.

"Will I get a str-" Miroku suddenly got cut off by Kagome's, "NO, YOU PERV!"

"...I get top bunk!" Kagura claimed.

"NO, 'TIS MIINNNNEEEE!" Naraku screeched.

LATER.

Everyone had found a room to stay in, and luckily, Kagome's family was asleep. But as soon as they had all closed the doors, Kagome locked them all.

She'd open them in the morning. After all, what's the worst they could do?

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