Logan and Scott were talking to one another…….
"You couldn't be more right Logan, if I want something, I should take it!" Scott said.
"That's not exactly what I said" Logan muttered.
"Jean, I need to talk to you!" Scott dragged Jean into an empty room.
"Jean! It's over, this relationship, is over!" Scott looked at Jean's blank face.
"Oh Scottie, your so funny" Jean wandered out of the room laughing.
"But……what……God I hate you!" Scott started to strangle the air.
"Anyone home?" Jubilee knocked at the door.
"Jubes, you are so fired, I was gonna give you raise if you stayed at the office, but noooooo!" Rogue ranted.
"No! You said you would fire her" Brian Cox said.
"Listen Brian, you maybe the newest member of the X-men, but GOD! You don't half irritate me" Rogue said.
"Well I just need to use the bathroom" Jubilee said.
"Isn't zhere one in your office?" Kurt asked.
"She lost her bathroom privileges a long time ago!" Rogue said.
"Yes Jubilee you may use the bathroom, first door on the right" Xavier said.
"Professor, it's zhe second door on zhe left" Kurt argued
"I know! It would have been funny, until you ruined it, you big blue moron!" Xavier pouted.
"Well thanks" Jubilee went up stairs, and ran into Scott, who looked a mess
"Jubilee? Do you know how annoying Jean is? You gotta help me Jubes, you gotta!" Scott was crouched down, and looked stressed and insane.
"Scott you're scaring me" Jubilee said.
"I know, you gotta help MEEEE!" Jubilee and Scott fell down the stairs.
Jubilee fell on top of Scott, Jean walked in and saw them.
"Scott? Jubilee? Behind my back?" Jean screamed.
"Well not exa-" Scott covered Jubilee's mouth.
"Yes! Every night! I guess our marriage is doomed for failure! Oh well…" Scott smiled hopefully.
"That's right! C'mon Nightshade, let's go!" Jean picked up two random suitcases and a pepper mill and left.
"Scott, I'm so sorry, I di-" Scott interupted her.
"Thank you, THANK YOU!" Scott laughed and hugged Jubilee, then ran off.
Several days later, all the students were still there……….
"I thought this was just a party, I didn't want you to move back in" Xavier complained.
"Send me an e-mail and I'll take your complaint under advisement" Hank said.
"Will you stop saying that!" Xavier complained.
"I'm going to kill you!" Hank said, again.
"Evan! Kill Evan!" Xavier whined.
Hank sniffed "Evan's flesh is near by" He galloped out the room.
Scott slumped into the room, his hair a mess.
"I miss Jean" He said.
"Good, Good" The Professor wheeled out the room, not listening.
"Has anyone seen my glasses, whoa!" Brian Cox fell down the stairs.
"No, havn't seen them" Xavier said, looking from side to side nervously.
"Jean used fall down the stairs" Scott smiled sadly.
"Hey everyone!" Jubilee said a big smile on her face.
"Jubilee, could you say I'm sweet, or brave?" Scott asked.
"Why?" Jubilee asked suspiciously.
"Just do it, for me?" He asked.
"Okay, your so sweet" Jubilee said puzzled.
"Jean says it better" He sat down on the couch.
"Hey dudes" Evan walked into the room.
"Evan, could you talk to this pepper mill for me?" Scott asked, he handed Evan a pepper mill.
"Hi!" Evan said, waving.
"Oh thank you!" Scott hugged Evan.
"Vhat are you doing, man!" Kurt screamed.
"You're right!" Scott punched Evan "Thank you Kurt, I don't know what came over me"
"Anytime. I thought you hated Jean!" Kurt asked astonished.
"Yeah, but now that she is gone, I miss her" Scott sniffed.
"I know how you feel" Kurt started crying, as did Scott.
"Hey me and the old…new students are going for a drive in the X-van" Jubilee said.
"Fine, I'm not your mother!" Scott said.
"Okay, seeya" Jubilee ran out the door.
"Home by seven, and be careful!" Scott waved out the door.
"If you miss her so much, call her, you know your own number right?" Kurt asked.
"Yeah, maybe your right" Scott said.
Kurt remebered something important.
"Scott, just remembered something, Jean's getting re-ma…" Kurt was interupted.
"Can't you see I'm dialing?" Scott said angrilly.
"No, She asked me to be her vic…" Kurt was interupted again.
"Can't you see I'm talking?" Scott said angrilly.
"Yeah Jean?……..I was wandering……..yeah……yeah……no? Kay…..see you there" Scott put the phone on the hook.
"Jean…..getting re-married……..to Nightshade" Scott said, not believing it.
"I was trying to te…" Kurt was interupted.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!" Scott started strangling Kurt.
"NO, I can't do this now, stay here, I've got some planning to do!" Scott ran out of the room.
"She's marrying a pepper mill?" Kurt asked himself.
"Everyone, to the main room, there is something on the six o'clock news!" The Professor shouted.
"Oh my!" Everyone shouted, as they saw T.V.
"Seven mutants were found shot to death in quite a large van! Now onto more inportant news, an old lady complains that seagulls are attacking her phone line, is this true? or are they just perching? more on that story later"
"Can you believe that?" Xavier asked.
"They're probably just perching." Said Kurt.
"No! The seven students….wait…..seven, there were eight!" Xaiver just thought.
"Polishing my gun, polishing my gun, I shall go rejoicing polishing my gun!" Jubilee entered the room singing and polishing a gun.
"Jubilee?" Xavier asked suspiciously.
"Yeah?" Jubilee wondered.
"Have you seen the news!" Xavier enquired
"Yeah" Jubilee said "Weird huh, I say they're attacking it!"
"Zhat's vhere I disagree!" Kurt complained.
"Can't we all just be friends!" Logan said " C'mon let's sing the badger song….."
I'm a badger, I'm a badger!
C'mon let's just all be friends!
I'm a badger, I'm a badger!
We'll be togethor until the end!
I'm a badger, I'm a badger!
You love me and I love you!
I'm a badger, I'm a badger!
And you can be one too!
The music came from nowhere, then stopped abruptly.
A police siren could be heard in the back ground.
Jubilee jumped through a closed window.
A cop charged into the room.
"Hey, check up stairs, we're looking for 300 hundred pound blue gorilla"
The cop said, two cops ran up stairs armed with shot guns.
"No, you can't take me away, I'll kill you, kill you all!" Hank screamed.
"Mr.McCoy, please just come silently!" The cop said.
"NOOOOOOoooooooooo……………." Hanks screams echoed into silence.
"Sorry to bother you Mr.Xavier, by the way, has a certain Jubilation Lee been around here?" The Cop asked.
Xavier pointed to the broken window.
"Thank you" The cop said.
"Vell, a lot of people have gone" Kurt said.
"Yeah, but, MEL GIBSON IS IN THE HOUSE!" Storm shouted, she helped a hobo into the room.
"Hi" Kurt said
"Hello" The hobo replied
"Storm, that's not Mel Gibson" Xavier said.
"Yeah, Mel's got much nicer shoes" Brian Cox said, shaking his head.
"C'mon Mel, I'll show you upstairs" Storm pulled the hobo upstairs.
"So, what do you think is happening to Jubilee?" Evan asked.
"I don't know, hey, she's probably laughing out her mistakes with a pair of chinese twins" Xavier said smiling.
"Why would she be doing that?" Brian asked.
"Use your imagination, dammit!" Xavier snapped.
Jubilee's where abouts……
"Listen McClain, I didn't do anything, I'm innocent!" She shouted to the cop.
"I don't care" He answered.
Jubilee turned around and and looked down on the roaring waterfall, she held her breath and jumped.