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Um…how about Normal POV

"Oh yeah, hey Angel you wanted me to remind you to beat the crap out of Crystal," Malik said.

"Almost forgot," Angel said as she chased Crystal around.

"Please don't kill me! You have to save your strength for Bakura and Marik! And I'll give you bat that you can use to kill Marik and Bakura!" Crystal yelled before Angel was about to attack her. Angel thought about it for a moment.

"Okay where's the bat?" Angel asked.

"In the corner of the room," Crystal said. Then Crystal sighed from relief.

"Um guys, even though it's a good thing that Tea isn't here but couldn't her parents sue us some how?" Stella asked.

"HELL NO!" Everyone yelled.

"Wow, she's even got Ryou and Yugi hating her," Cori said.

"Hey, but Yami's the real victim, she has the weird obsession on him," Kaya said.

"Kaya's right, Yami is the real victim," Crystal said. "How would you feel if she had a weird obsession with you?"

Everyone shivered and Yami was just scared to death because he was the one

"And besides her parents are probably happy she's dead," Angel said.

"Hey, let's see how they react, we can use Crystal's phone," Stella said.

"And we'll use speaker," Kaya said.

"I'm calling since it's my phone," Crystal said as she dialed Tea's number, she pressed speaker.

"Hello?" Mrs. Gardner's voice said.

"Hello, this is the police," Crystal said in a high-pitched Japanese accent (I mean really high-pitched).

"Yeh, we hav' come to tel' you tha' yur dagh'er is dead," Cori said in a Texasish (not a real word I know but this is my story) accent.

"Yeas! She was killed in an accident," Kaya said in a Peruvian accent.

"Weh ar' very sorry," Stella said in a Texas accent.

"Yes, we are still investigating how she has died, but you will have to pay us to do that," Angel said in a Peruvian accent.

"No, we have no need for an investigation," Mrs. Gardner said. In the background.

"Honey! Our bitch-for-a-daughter is finally dead!" Mrs. Gardner said.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"I knew sending her to that house would get her out of our lives," Mr. Gardner replied.

"Honey! Stop doing the cha-cha on my table! Go do that outside or better yet you can destroy her room!" Mrs. Gardner said before she hung up.

We sweatdropped again.

"Wow, she even got her parents hating her," Brianna said.

Silence.

"Hey if Tea's dead where would she go heaven, purgatory, or hell?" Joey asked.

"Neither of them," Crystal replied.

"Why?" Joey asked.

"Isn't it obvious mutt when you think about it, oh wait you don't think," Kaiba said mockingly.

"Why you" Joey said about to punch Kaiba but Kaiba simply stepped to the side tripping him.

"Ack!" Joey yelled as he as about to tackle Kaiba.

"Calm down Joey don't you want to know why Tea wouldn't go to either heaven purgatory, or hell?" Cori asked trying to calm him down.

"Sure," He replied as he sat back down.

"Well Kaiba's right is it kind of obvious when you think about it…but, she wouldn't go to neither of them because," Crystal started but she let Kaya finished.

"Because do you think the devil, God, and purgatory would want them I mean she made Marik bleed and lose three of his senses once"

Marik shivered.

"Don't even make me think about that incident." Malk said scared.

"So it's a never ending cycle," Brianna said.

"First is we beat the crap out of her until she dies," Angel started.

"Then she goes into the afterlife," Cori said.

"And neither Hell" Joey said.

"Or heaven" Stella said.

"Or purgatory want her," Kaya said.

"So she gets sent back here," Brianna said.

"With her Yami obsession," Crystal said.

"And her friendship speeches," Yami finished.

"AH! We'll never kill her!" Angel said.

"Wonder where shenow anyway." Ryou said.

With Tea

"Help me my friends I am lost! Friends don't do this to friends, friends-" Tea was interrupted by the authoress throwing a flower pot at her head.

"YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS ABANDONED YOU SO GET OVER IT!" The authoress yelled.

"Friends don't hit each other with sticks! Or swear!" Tea yelled.

"AH! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! WILL YOU JUST DIE AND LEAVE US ALONE!" The authoress yelled. Then and idea popped into the authoress's head.

"Tea if you be quiet I'll give you a computer," The authoress said as she handed Tea a computer.

"Ohhhhhhh, what's a computer," Tea said annoying.

"Here take it and learn," The authoress said sweatdropping.

"Ohhhh, what's learning," Tea asked. Again the authoress sweatdropped.

"Let's see, it says: Y-O-U H-A-V-E L-O-G-G-ED I-N T-O A C-H-A-T-R-O-OM" Tea said.

"It's toooo hard!" Tea yelled.

"Sound it out one at a time" The authoress said as she left slilently.

With the Yugioh gang

"Does anyone even care?" Kaya asked. Nobody moved.

"Hey I think the hamsters are gone," Cori said.

"Come on I think we should check," Stella said.

"Yeah and if they are we can beat Bakura and YamiMarik to death," Angel said.

"This will be fun," Crystal said.

"Hey don't forget me," Brianna said.

"What am I? Left in the lonely corner?" Yami said.

"Actually a locked closet is better," Kaiba smirked and walked off.

"HEY!" Yami yelled because he couldn't think of anything to say.

Let's see how Tea's doing

It seems that Tea has read 'You have logged in to a chat room' and is now in a chat room which took her about an half an hour to do.

"Ohhhhhh, look that chatroom has the word friendship on it," Tea said excitedly as she clicked it. She then started typing a friendship speech (which is the only thing she can read, write, and say).

Hello friends, I am a good and I have friendship cookies! Friends give friends each other cookies to show that they care! And friends must always show they care! When I have children with Yami I'll show them how to make friendship cookies and they'll wear friendship bands and everyone will be there friends!

Tea finished typing as she pressed enter. The computer suddenly shut of and well a few sparks erupted from it and it well exploded.

"FIRE! Will you be my friend?" Tea asked the fire.

"Oh yeah fire is you friend here why don't I introduce you to fire," The authoress said as she threw Tea into the fire. But actually before Tea touched the fire it went out.

"That defies the laws of physics," The authoress.

"She's broken all the laws of physics so far," The fire that erupted from the computer said.

"Man, Brianna was right I do need mental help," The authoress said before going to a mental asylum. So now I will be taking over the fanfic the underpaid narrator.

With the Yugioh Gang

"Marik, Bakura, come out where ever you are," Angel said with an evil glint in her eye.

"Ding-dong"

"I'll get it," Yami said. He opened the door to reveal…

R&R There'll be two surprise guest coming and the rest o the yugioh cast well come in later chapters when we have the Survivor part of the story…wait I wasn't suppose to tell you that.