Shippo crept out of the house, tip-toeing in the backyard for no apparent reason to get inside Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's room when he could just walk up the stairs. No. That was too easy. He had to make it more complicated so the authoress could write stupid things about fox demons being stupid.
But then, an arrow hit the ground right in front of him.
"?"
"HEY, YOU!"
Shippo turned to the voice, to see Kikyo, Bankotsu, and Jakotsu.
"YOU FORGOT MEEEEEE!" Kikyo wailed, "C'MON! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY NOT BE INVITED TO THIS PURTYFUL PARTY?"
Jakotsu skipped merrily in the flowers, "And the hills are aaliiiiiiive, with the sound of muuuuuuuuusic! A song that has been sung for- Uh. Aw, dang it! If I can't remember my lines, I'll never make the school play!"
"Huh?" Shippo asked, "How did you know about Kagome's school's Sound of Music play?"
"'Cause of this!" Jakotsu held up a flyer.
"Duuudes, I'm gonna like, go surfin'," Bakotsu claimed, "I will train for my life-long dream of becoming the world's best surfer and lifeguard!"
"Well," Jakotsu began, "Good luck. I'm gonna try out for the part of this 'Maria' person…"
"WHY DO YOU ALL IGNORE MEEEEEE?" Kikyo cried.
Shippo walked away slowly, dropping the glue-covered Cocoa Puffs.
"OOOOOOH! YUMMY!" Kikyo shrieked, pouring the cereal down her throat. But then, she began coughing.
"Duuude, why did you stop breathing?"
"I (wheeze) CAN'T (cough, hack) BREATHE!"
MEANWHILE…
In the Inu brothers' room, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were sitting in chairs. Sesshomaru's eye's narrowed, and Inuyasha growled.
"Your move, Inuyasha."
Sweat formed on Inuyasha's brow, his hands trembling.
"….Got a salmon?"
Sesshomaru placed a smirk on his face.
"Go fish!" The elder brother answered.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then, a brown cicada flew into the room, landing on Inuyasha's shoulder. It made several 'zreee'ing sounds, then Inuyasha face turned white.
"Whaaaaat? Kikyo is choking on cereal? I MUST SAVE HER!"
"Hey, wait just a minute!" Sesshomaru commanded.
"WHAT?"
"…"
ONE MINUTE LATER…"…"
"DAMN IT! KIKYO IS PROBABLY DEAD BY NOW THANKS TO YOU!"
"Well, I'm not so sure…," Sesshomaru leaned our of the window, seeing that Kikyo was tap-dancing girlish with a chicken. Wait, no, that was Jakotsu. Kikyo was actually in the well.
"Huh?" Inuyasha pushed Sesshomaru aside, looking at Kikyo in the well, "ARGH! I SHOULDA KNOW THAT THE CICADAS ALWAYS COME WHEN KIKYO'S IN A WELL! I'LL SAVE YOOOOOOU!" Inuyasha jumped from the window, landed on the ground, then stood on the mouth of the well.
Sesshomaru sighed. "Well, time to pillage everyone's room."
"YAY! FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES MEEEE!" Kikyo shouted in pure joy.
"KIKYO, STAY CALM! I'LL GET SOME PAN CAKES!"
"…Pan cakes? Wait, Inuya-! (sigh)" Inuyasha had already ran off.
IN THE KITCHEN…"Now, where are those pan cakes?"
"Bwahahaha…" A voice chuckled.
"Um, hi! My name is Inuyasha! Who are you?"
"They call me many names… But I preferably go by Hakoidong Thingamabob. Although you can call me…Toucan Sam!" The lights flickered, and lightning stuck in the back ground.
"I don't need to listen to a stupid bird!" Inuyasha claimed, "Now, where are those pan cakes…?"
"Pan cakes?" Organ music began to play out of nowhere, "Wouldn't you rather prefer…Fruit Loops?"
"I don't need those Fruit Loops! I just need pan cakes that way I can get Kikyo out of the well!"
"Well, weren't you also looking for…THIS?" Toucan Sam held the salmon card.
"GASP! YOU FIEND!"
"Yes, now eat the Fruit Loops, or I'll rip this salmon card!"
"But! I can't choose!"
"Then you leave me no choice…" The toucan smirked.
WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING…"Let's see… Kouga's room's been trashed, Shippo's has been raided, Naraku has a purifying sutra in his toilet… That only leaves Kagome's room," Sesshomaru concluded.
Sesshomaru slowly creaked the door open, making no sound whatsoever. He slid into the room, but a scent that was somewhat familiar could be recognized. That's when he saw it. Miroku was looking through Kagome's panty drawers.
"Why the hell are YOU here?" Sesshomaru cooly asked the monk, startling him.
"I...uh. Well, you see I was-"
"Is there any money in here?"
"...Excuse me?" Miroku asked.
"Is there any money?" Sesshomaru repeated, saying the words slowly.
"Wait...are you raiding the house or something?"
"What was your first clue, monk?" Sesshomaru asked, getting annoyed.
"...Well, there is Mrs. Higarashi's jewelry in your pocket, Naraku's coffee-"
"Silence, monk. Now get out of my way. I need to search this room."
"Wait just a minute!" Miroku shouted, then there was a pause, "Can I join in?"
Blink, blink.
"Do as you wish," Sesshomaru replied, opening the closet door.
A BIT LATER IN KAGOME'S ROOM WITH SESSHOMARU AND MIROKU...
"Hey, look at this!" Miroku guestured, opening a small blue book.
"What's that?"
"Kagome's diary! This is amazing! Let's see... Page 7...
Dear Diary,
Inuyasha was such a jerk today. He kept on asking questions. Pointless questions! I left Sango, who ate all the chocolate, to take care of them, for Miroku was sleeping. Something tells me that I'm being followed. I don't really know why.
Later...
I was relaxing under the god tree, eating some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, when all of a sudden Naraku, Inuyasha, Kouga, Shippo, Sango, Kagura, Miroku, Sesshomaru, Kirara, Rin, and Kanna just shot out of the well! Luckily, I managed to lock them in the spare guest rooms we have. Hopefully they'll stay in there for tomorrow. But I'm not counting on that.
Naraku seemed to have had a lot of coffee when I saw him come here. Inuyasha was mumbling something about Texas Toast, and Sesshomaru was eating frog legs. Why would he be- Wait. Oh my god. He ATE Jaken? Well, I suppose if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! Thanks for the gross images, Sesshomaru. I reeeeeally appreciated it."
"Well, he did taste like chicken." Sesshomaru defended.
"Suuuuure."
IN THE BACKYARD...
" C'mon, Bankotsu! I need you to help me rehearse!" Jakotsu pleaded.
" Fine! But there's no way I'm getting into that tuxedo!"
" But! If I don't get to be Maria, I have to be the teenage girl! SING WITH PASSION, BANKOTSU! I BEG OF YOU!"
Bankotsu sighed. "I am seventeen, going on eighteen. Baby, it's time to think. Fellows and lads and drinkers of brandies, what do you know of thoooooose? Timid, and shy, and scared you'll be, to face a world of meeeen…. Timid, and shy, and scared you'll be, of thins beyond your kin… You are sixteen, going on seventeen. I'll, take care, of yooooou."
Jakotsu beamed, "I can't believe you remembered your lines! Hell, I can't even remember mine!"
" What the-? You can't remember YOURS? That's it! I quit!" Bankotsu stormed off, not being able to believe he sang that stupid song.
IN THE KITCHEN…"What do you mean by, 'You leave me no choice?'" Inuyasha asked.
"Well… Now I have to…follow my nose!" Sam shrieked.
"Huh?"
"JUST FOLLOW YOUR NOSE AND IT'LL LEAD YOU TO FRUITY GOODNESS!"
Toucan Sam flew out the window, screaming, "FOLLOW YOU NOSE, I SAY!"
Inuyasha looked around, and there it was, on the microwave. The pancakes!
"Hey, do you think there'd be anything of value in the kitchen?" A muffled voice asked.
"Wait…someone's in there!" Another stated.
'They won't get MY pancakes!' Inuyasha thought to himself.
Two figures entered to room, then as Inuyasha turned on the lights, he saw…
Naraku and Sango!
"What the hell? I thought you guys were Sesshomaru and Miroku!" Inuyasha claimed.
"Well, they put a purifying sutra in my toilet… So I have been trying to find them," Naraku stated.
"Well MY candy supply is completely empty! THOSE FIENDS!"
BAM!"What was THAT?" Inuyasha asked.
"It must be them," Naraku assumed.
Inuyasha stuffed the pancake mix into his mouth, for no particular reason, "This means war!"