A few hours later…………
Scott sat in one corner, Nighcrawler was giving him a massage while talking about fight strategies.
Capt. Pepper Pepperson sat in the other, a bigger tougher pepper mill stood behind him, a towle round it's shoulders.
"Okay, on this fine Wednesday night…." The Professor was interupted.
"It's Thursday" A voice called from the audience.
The Professor continued "Okay on this fine Thursday night, two lower beings than myself are fighting to…..The Death" A Lightning bolt crashed outside.
"Okay fighters at the ready" The Professor called.
Scott got up and punched the air.
Nightshade stood there, not doing much.
"On your marks"
Scott readied himself
"Get set"
He growled
"Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Okay Scott made the first move, he walked slowly around Nightshade, defending himself from the mighty stillness of the seasoning.
The bell went.
"Okay, quick reveiws from our sponsors" Xavier aid.
"I thought it was terribly exciting, the utter pain these two individuals are putting them selves through" Storm rushed out quickly.
"I am the president of Colgate toothpaste company and I thought that I would inform you of my slash price sale"
"Nope, I am sorry, but we don't have time" Xavier hurried out.
"It's now time for round two"
Scott made the first move again, swiftly punching away at this sneeze making, flavouring ingredient.
"Oh my, Oh my, what's this, yes, Nightshade has fallen over, oh my God this is exciting, but that's end of round two, brief reveiws from our sponsors" Xavier said as quick as he could.
"He actually fell over, is it always this exciting?" Storm asked.
"I don't know, but I do know that not only is Colgate the prize winning toothpaste with the fresh minty taste, but it also, can speak in severall continental languages"
"That's all we have time for, round three now" Xavier rushed.
Scott ran towards the pepper mill, punching every now and again.
"Oh my God the fury in his eyes, can't see his eyes I know, but, wow! Oh my, he's finally had enough, he's picking up capt. Pepperson and twisting his head round and round, pepper is falling everywhere, I have one thing to say, that is one well seasoned Death Ring!" Xavier shouted quickly, a lightning bolt crashed outside.
The Bell rang three times.
"That's it! It's all over! Scott Summers is the Winner while unfortunate Nightshide lies dead by a pile of his own insides, horrible yes, but horribly nescessary" Xavier rushed.
"And now the fight between Security Manager Remy LeBeau and Legendary Childeren's television host, Logan AKA Badgeman" Xavier said.
"What!" Remy screamed.
"You heard 'im let's dance, Cajun." Wolverine jigged.
"That badger can move," Remy said.
"Now, unfortunatly, I have to leave you all" Logan flew through the ceiling of the Death Ring, a bolt of lightning crashed down.
"Wolverine can fly?" Rogue asked.
"Nope, Badger man can" Remy smiled.
A few hours later…..
Nightcawler stood at the head of a small gravestone.
"We are gathered to mourn over the death of Capt.Pepper Pepperson, Nightshade to those close to him. Pepper wasn't just a pepper mill, he was a happy pepper mill, manufactured in China, sold in 'Cook's Kitchen' where you can buy all your kitchen needs" Nightcrawler rambled.
Pepper mills littered the floor, hankerchieves taped to them. Jean also stood there, holding a bunch of flowers.
"I wasn't ready to loose him" She moaned.
"I'm sorry Jean, I'm sorry I killed your husband, will you ever forgive me?" Scott said.
"Of course, I always loved you Scottie, I don't even know why I left" She said.
"Because you saw him wih Jubilee" Rogue said.
"What?" Jean asked, rather confused.
"It doesn't matter let's go to China, I heard Jubilee was staying there, we could maybe surprise her" Scott said.
"Your right, let's go to China" Jean then dialed a number on her phone, a Cab zoomed through the front Gate.
"C'mon Jean, we've got a plane to catch" Scott helped Jean into the Cab.
"Where is it to, Cyke?" The Cabbie asked.
"To China Bill, I'm gonna have a late Honeymoon" Scott said, Everyone laughed, The Picture freezes, Credits role, Crap music plays.
"Hold it, Hold it" The Professor interupted, "We have some plot lines to finish"
"Yeah like what" Rogue asked, "Jean and Scott are back together"
"Well, What about the hobo, Storm thinks is Mel Gibson? You and Remy? Nightcawler? Brian Cox?" Xavier asked.
"Fahne, finish off the plots" Rogue said.