A/N: god. I hope I can get this out SOON! LoL. Ok, I am gonna do what Erin does, put a date!

Started: January 3, 2005

Thanks to Erin!

Erin: I might sneak to the comp! LoL!

Ok. Chappie 14

Prongs to the Rescue (thanks for the title, Sarah!)

Just at that second, Prongs comes in. (A/N: I am gonna use their nicknames wheneva they are together), "Hey guys! I have a great story bout Lils-" Moony cut him off, "Prongs, we don't have time for stories. Padfoot is in some deep dragon dung."

"How deep?"

"Girl troubles, deep. Gwyn."

"OH! God, she isn't taking tips from Lils is she? Padfoot, it's ok if she is taking it slow."
"NO man! She isn't taking it at all! I dumped her while we got drunk."

"Wait, wait, wait. SO THAT'S WHY she wants to hurt Padfoot."

"Who's SHE? Not Lily, man. I don't need her on my case TOO! Moony, go stall!"

"Rightio!"

"And Moony, never use that phrase again!"

"Alright, captain Padfoot!"

"Ok. this is what happened while you were all buddy-buddy with "Your Lily Flower"" He makes a fake gag face, gets pummeled with pillows, then goes on and tells his surrogate brother what happened that night, and what SHOULD have happened.

"Prongs, why are girls so…?" he was at a loss for words. Pretty amazing seeing as he was a "player" up and till he got his eyes set on HER.

"MYSTERIOUS?" Prongs guessed.

"Well I was gonna say hot. But that works too."

"Glad ta see Padfoot's back!" Moony put in, "She's waiting for YOU, Prongs."

"Really?" Padfoot said

"Oh, Shut up. She's growing closer and closer. I can probably call her my girlfriend soon…." Prongs started. As a certain red-head made her way up the staircase and was behind him when he says, "Yup, quite the lady, Lily Elizabeth Evans is. Probably won't let me and her go out for a snog in the broomcloset 'cause it isn't PROPER enough-but that's why I-" Moony and Padfoot snorted. "What's so funny?" he asked the two boys

"Well, ok then, I'll find out after a meeting with my-" he faced Lily. She was laughing so hard, and so pridelessly.

"Uh- Lily! HI! Didn't expect to see YOU here."

"James. James, James, James." slap-slap and she left him there.

"Guess I deserved that. God, I should be more careful mate."

"Uh huh. Prongs, with her you need to be more of a pressed and combed freak like Lucius Freakin' Bloodwort, he's the only one PRESSED enough to be your Lilykins's!" Padfoot laughed.

"VERY FUNNY! Padfoot I think I have a mission that will get our women back."

"What if we already have women?" Moony joked.

"Moony, get out of our heads unless you're helping." Padfoot and Prongs said

"When have I EVER said no?"

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