A/N: ya, i know everyone is dying to know whats gonna happen, so i will post. i just went on hiatus for a while. i needed a break. but now i am back and ready to write!

Chapter 16

The Clash of the Two Plans

Lily and Gwyn (and Dia) worked out the plan. They were gonna completly ignore the boys (Sirius and James. Not Remus. He did nothing wrong.) and place an advanced charm on them that Lils said would make them look like fools, but didn't give any details.

The boys had all also worked their master plan out too. They were all disappointed that the girls would ignore them, except for Remus, because Dia and him were inseparable from breakfast on. But they knew their plan would work. Without a doubt.

Both plans were set to work at 8:00 on Saturday night.

The girls had written a note to the boys to meet them in the hall of broomclosets, or else known as the cleaning hall by most students, at 7:30. The boys, being desperate at this point, thought that they could do whatever the girls wanted for a few minutes because their plan would work anyway. The girls weren't as sure.

"Just say the charm CLEARLY, Gwyn!" Lils said, tensely.

"Ok. ok. Relax, if we don't, they'll know something's up." Gwyn said, talking to herself.

"Ok. Di? You gave Rem the note to give to the doofuses right?"

"Yup. He read it and said that quote ' the marauders are definetly coming' unquote"

"Ok. it should just be a few seconds wait then..." Lily said, professionally. Lily Francesca Evans took EVERYTHING seriously. Even her lovelife.

Suddenly the boys came down the hall, the girls hiding in the first broomcloset, sensed pressure outside and ran. (Dia stayed in the closet) Grabbed their man and screamed, while pointing at the boy with their wands, "Pullariam!" while preforming some odd movements with their wands, tapping the boy's left shoulder, then solar plexis, then other shoulder. SLowly, the boys turned into half rooster, half man.

"Told ya they would look like fools!" Lils exclaimed, talking to Gwyn, who was laughing incontrollably but stopped, with sudden realization.

"Lils?" Gwyn said worriedly

"Yeah?" Lily said inbetween giggles

"What's the counter-curse?"

"Ummm...." But before Lily could answer Gwyn, the rooster men lunged forward, trying to kiss their "almost " girlfriend, but instead, half stabbing them with their beaks.

"Owww!" Gwyn and Lily said at the same time, then both Gwyn and Lily passed out. The men slowly transformed to their normal selves. Hit with the realization that they had hurt the very girls they liked, tears formed in their eyes.

"Prongs? What do we do?" Sirius said

"Take them to the hospital wing?" James tried, but just then Remus came out of one of the broomclosets, the one next to the one Dia was in, waiting.

"So how'd it...." Remus started to say , when he saw the bodies of Gwyn and Lily, stopped.

"WHAT HAPPENED!?!" Remus yelled, with shock.

"Gee, Moony, what do you think happened? They turned us into chicken men, the action time charm still on us, we tried to kiss them and ended up stabbing them in the head, that's what! Thanks Moony." Padfoot said, sadly, but maintaining his sarcasm.

"Padfoot, don't blame him. How bout we take them to the hospital wing? Tell them what happened, and maybe they'll feel sorry for us." Prongs suggested

"Prongs, they ALWAYS feel sorry for you. You're family is almost all gone, you've been in more tight spots than any other kid over the summer, and you have the constant burden that you and your future wife will die like that seer saw when you were born. It's gonna work." Moony said

"Way to go Moony. Make him feel pitiful."Padfoot said, vehemently.

"NO Padfoot. Moony's right, it'll work. Let's go get our girls ALIVE." James said. Then the Three Musketeers left for the Hospital Wing with their wouded loved ones.

After that, Dia fell out of the closet. "Why am i always last to know?" She asked herself, thinking about the full conversation she had just heard.