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IMPORTANT: KURAMA AND YUSUKE ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OUT OF CHARACTER BECAUSE OF THEM BEING CHANGED INTO GIRLS.

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Chapter 3

The Spa

Yusuke and Kurama walked down the street to the spa. A million thoughts were rushing through their heads at once. They didn't know what to think, or what to do about being girls. They both had the same thoughts about the same thing. Almost like they shared minds. "We better not show anyone else we're girls. After seeing how Botan acted, it would stupid to show anyone." Yusuke finally broke the silence.

Kurama looked over her shoulder to look at Yusuke. "Yeah. Like the saying goes, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Kurama smirked.

"There's a saying like that?" Yusuke looked at Kurama in cunfusion.

Kurama chuckled. "Yes. It's not a very common saying though."

"I noticed." They both started laughing a little and continued walking. "Hey. Isn't it weird that we live near all the good things?" Yusuke finally said.

"Yeah. We live near the mall, the spa, a lot of resturaunts, and the park...That, or the people who run these things knew that we were going to live near by, so they built those things near us." Kurama said jokingly. Yusuke chuckled a little before coming to a hault.

"Kura--Kurumy."

"Yes?"

"Do you see what I see? Do you see what I see?" Yusuke repeated herself in a song-like tone.

"Way up in the sky?" Kurama tried to make it sound like the song 'Do You Hear What I Hear?'.

"Shut up!" Yusuke said jokingly. "I'm talking about across the street! Look!" Yusuke pointed to where the spa bars were. Kurama's eyes grew as she looked into the bars.

"Is that...Hina?"

"I think so! Let's hurry on over!" Yusuke grabbed Kurama's wrist and ran out in the middle of the street.

Kurama flinched a little then tried to jerk away. "Yuna, stop! The trafic light is about to turn green!" Kurama yelled as she pulled away from Yusuke.

Yusuke sighed and pulled harder on Kurama's wrist. "If we go on over now, we might make it!"

Kurama shook her head wildly as her long hair slapped her in the face. "No, no no no no no!"

Yusuke pulled on Kurama's wrist so hard she slipped and fell over. "Ow! C'mon! We can ma--" Yusuke was interupted by Kurama as she shoved Yusuke on the other side of the street. "What the? Kurumy? ...KURAMA! OH MY KAMI!" Yusuke stared at the middle of the road and waited for all the cars to pass.

"Oh my Kami, oh my Kami, oh my Kami!" Yusuke repeated as she jumped onto the road. Kurama's body was laying in the middle of the road, all curled up, almost like she was in a world of pain. "Are you alright! Kurama? Kurama! Speak to me! Curse these emotions!" Yusuke's eyes filled with tears as her throat got very tight.

Kurama's head lifted slowly. "What? I was just curled up in a ball to avoid being hit. I'm alright." Kurama chuckled and crawled over to the other side of the street, before getting the feeling back in her legs so she could walk. "C'mon, Yuna-chan! Before the light turns green." Yusuke nodded and ran over.

"By the way, stop calling me 'Yuna'. I might get used to it and not want to be called 'Yusuke.' And I'll continue to call you 'Kurama'." Kurama stared for a moment then nodded. "Alright...Yusuke..." They walked into the spa gates and into the front office.

"How much does it cost to get in?" Kurama asked politely.

The man behind the desk gave Kurama and Yusuke a strange stare. "Heh."

Yusuke made a fist and held it up to the man and grabbed his shirt with the other hand. "Litsen up, bucko! My friend here was just trying to be polite, and all you can do is stare at us and say 'heh'! THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR!" Yusuke shouted so loud her voice cracked. She shoved the man onto his seat before smirking like a hero.

"Yun--Yusuke? That wasn't very scary...And besides, who knows what was wrong. Maybe he just couldn't say at the moment." Kurama said.

The man behind the desk started crying so hard and loud, people from across the street, in their houses, with their doors locked could hear him. "I...I...I'm sorry! I-it's just that...s-some lady...beat m-me up! I-I have...to we-wear make up t-to...cover the dam-damage! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"See what you did, Yusuke! You made the poor man cry!" Kurama shouted as she ran over to the guy behind the desk. "Ok, I would like to stay and comfort you, but I really need to know how much it costs to get in!" The man stared at Kurama for a bit and sniffled. "100 yen."

"100 YEN!" Kurama and Yusuke shouted at the same time.

"...Each..." The man finished.

"EACH! What kind of spa is this!" Yusuke shouted as she jumped over the desk.

"Ack! This is exactly what made the other girl beat me up! The stupid price isn't my choice! I wish to lower it but I can't! PLEASE HAVE MERCY! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The man wailed. Kurama set his hand on the desk. "Here...200 yen..."

Yusuke had a fist to the man's face, but lightened her grip. "Wha-? What are you doing! This isn't worth it!"

Kurama looked down at her feet and sighed. "We need to find Hiei anyways. If She really is the one in the pool, we need to get her before she leaves." There was a silence between the two.

The man behind the desk was shaking as bad as a vibrating bed that has gone haywire. "Th-thank you...Please kee-keep the line mo-moving." Yusuke shot around and glared at the man behind the desk. "Leave him alone! Let's just hurry on over!" Kurama shouted as she grabbed hold of Yusuke's wrist and started running towards the pool area.

Botan got out of the pool and started running towards the two girls. "Yusuke! Kurama! Over here!" She shouted with a little giggle. "Don't encourage them..." A mysterious voice came from a fimilar figure. The woman who said that had anti-gravity hair that was in a ponytail so it only looked like very short hair that's frizzy. She had narrow, crimson eyes, and no make up. She had no bikini on, it was a normal HUMAN shirt with a cloak over top. There was a long scraf that could touch the ground when sitting. She wore tight blue jeans that hugged every curve, and sandals that had all types of straps, so it sort of looked like a tore up sneaker that was fixed up a little bit to be sandals.

"Hiei?" Yusuke and Kurama said at the same time.

The woman started stirring around the straw in her drink. "No, it's the little mermaid."

Yusuke stared. "Yeah, and I'm the ugly duckling."

"I can agree with that 100." Hiei said dryly. Kurama chuckled a little. "I see you haven't changed at all since we were changed. So...How have you managed this?" Botan walked over to the pool and dived right in.

Hiei sat there for a moment. "...Hn...Let's just say as long as I can fight, I can live." Kurama thought about that for a moment. "That sort of reminds me of the words this person I knew went by. 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'"

"How does 'As long as I can fight, I can live.' possibly remind you of 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'!" Yusuke shouted out of the blue. "Because...They both came by the same person...But now, since the change, it almost feels like the real us have gone...Never to be found again..." Kurama leaned her head down so her bangs made shadows over her eyes. Everyone could see what looked like ver bright glitter roll down her cheeks. They looked down at her feet and saw water drops splash on the ground.

Botan got out of the pool and walked over to Kurama. "I'm sorry...I'll go find Koenma so I can help him make something to help cure you three..." Kurama stood there for a moment before sniffled. "No...We came here to have fun, right? Let's not have a touchy, feely, moment ruin this, k?"

Botan smiled and nodded. "K! C'mon! I know exactly how to cheer you up!" She grabbed hold of Kurama's and Yusuke's wrist and dragged them to the pool. "We can play color dunk!"

Yusuke jumped up. "YAY! I LOVE COLOR DUNK!" Kurama stared in confusion. "Color dunk?" Botan giggled and grinned cheerfully. "Yeah! Before I explain how to play, we need someone else to play...Hiei?" They all looked at the table Hiei was siting at, but realized she was gone.

"Aw man! Now how are we gonna play?" Yusuke whined. Kurama's eyes shifted from Yusuke to Botan and back to Yusuke. "Uuuh, anyone care to explain?"

Botan turned to Kurama. "Oh yeah...Well, you have to have an even ammount of players to play. Otherwise it's kind of difficult. Anyways, one person stand in the water and holds someone else. One hand around their shoulders, and the other hand under their knees. The person who is hold the other person has to think of a color. When you are ready the other person has to guess the color. If they get it wrong, the person holding them has to dip the other one's head in the water. But if they get it right, the one who's holding the other has to flip them over completly." Botan explained.

Kurama stood their for a moment thinking about what she had just said. "Sounds fun. But don't you think it would look wrong if all girls did this anyways?" Botan took a gasp of air and help her finger like she was about to say something. Then after a moment she let out the air and bent her finger down. "You're right...Wait a second...WHO WANTS TO PLAY COLOR DUNK WITH THREE TEENAGE GIRLS!" Botan shouted.

Before the three could snap a finger, all the guys at the spa ((Even the ones that had girlfriends and wifes.)) gathered around the pool and shouted "I DO!" at the same time. Some of them had green skin lotion all over their faces, and wearing nothing but a towel. One guy even came running naked because he ran so fast his towel slipped off.

Botan stared at all the men ((Including the naked one.)) and tried to say 'I only need three teenage, single, guys.' but the shock of the naked guy took away her words. Kurama's and Yusuke's eyes grew when they saw the naked guy so both shouted at the same time. "Gah!" They shot around as quickly as possible to avoid seeing anymore.

"Uh...N-never mind...We...We can...We can get some...Somebody else...Pl-please leave." Kurama stuttered as the image of a naked man running in slow motion went across her mind. Yusuke slowly fell over, face first, into the water and stayed down until she passed out.

The naked man looked down. "Aww man...This sucks..." He sighed and slowly walked away with his head down in shame. "H-hey! He lis-listened...Why don-don't you!" Kurama finally spoke up, talking to them all. All the men sighed and walked away.

"Why'd you do that!" Botan snapped. "We could've had at least one extra guy to help us out with the game!"

Kurama started shaking like she was in withdraw. "Two words...Mental...Images..." She pulled up Yusuke's almost lifeless body out of the water.

Kurama slowly dragged Yusuke's body out of the water. "We...B-better...Go ho-home..." Botan sighed. "Alright...I understand...See you later." Kurama waved and continued to drag Yusuke across the ground.

All of a sudden, the naked man from earlier was fully dressed, and was running toward the two. "Wait!" He called. Kurama's eyes grew as she tugged harder on Yusuke. Now that they were away from the pool area and in the main area ((The main area has carpet.)) it was much harder to drag Yusuke.

"I SAID WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!" The man shouted again. He made a huge leap and was right next to them in a second. "I used to be a docter until I got fired and arrested. So I know CPR." The man explained.

Kurama stood there staring and said "If you used to be a docter, I just want to know if you know what does CPR stands for?"

The man paused for a moment to think. "...Uuuuh...That really doesn't matter. As long as I know how to do it, it's fine."

"This is hopeless..." Kurama sighed.

The man leaned down and started pushing on Yusuke's stomache. "It's not working...Hmmm..." The man pressed his lips against Yusuke's. Kurama's eyes grew as she tried not to scream in pure horror.

Kurama teared up from containing a scream along with laughter. The man lifted his head up as he pressed on Yusuke's stomache again. When that didn't do anything he went back down and set his lips back on Yusuke's.

Kurama ran into the massage area which is far away from the main area. Soon after she let out the loudest scream she could. Then broke into fits of laughter. "I got to get this on film!" Kurama ran back to the main area, quickly passing them up and went straight to the man behind the desk.

"Sir! Quickly...Do you...Have any...Cameras...I can...Borrow...Rent...Keep...Or buy?" Kurama said between breaths. The man behind the desk sighed. "Actually, we have this nice digital camera that will automatically develope once you take the picture. It costs 400 yen though...Don't beat me up!" He covered his head and cowared in fear.

"Ok...Thanks!" Kurama slapped 400 yen on the desk, snatched the camera, and ran back to where the man and Yusuke were at. The man behind the desk looked over his shoulder. "BY THE WAY, YOU CAN ALSO USE IT AS A VIDEO CAMERA! AIN'T IT NEAT!"

Kurama started snapping pictures of the two the moment she got over there. "Yeah, yeah! Thanks a bunch!"

Yusuke's eyes slowly opened when she noticed something pressing up against her lips. When her eyes were open fully, she screamed so loud that everyone on this planet could hear her. She ran out from underneath of the man and started gagging.

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!" Yusuke shouted as she spat all over the carpet.

The man got up slowly. "I'm sorry. How very rude of me. I'm Dr. Monsakaru. But you can just call me Karu."

"WHAT THE HELL WAS A DOCTER DOING, GROPING ME AND FRENCHING ME!" Yusuke almost passed out.

Karu laughed a little. "I wasn't frenching you. N'or was I groping you. It may have felt that way, but someone who has been under water for so long and then dragged across a spa without getting medical care may feel funny things that seem like they're something else."

Yusuke rolled her eyes and stomped away. "C'mon, Kurama! We are leaving!" Yusuke grabbed Kurama by the hair and dragged her out of the spa. "It was a pleasure meeting you, Dr. Monsakaru!" Kurama shouted as they left the spa. "No it wasn't..." Yusuke muttered under her breath.

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Alrighty then! That is the end of chapter 3. I hope you enjoyed it. Just remember, when I was making most of this I was half asleep, so don't mind any mistakes and typos. Well, please review. But no flaming though.

Preview for Chapter 4

"You better change me back or I swear you won't live to see tomorrow!" Hiei shouted in pure rage.

"I am very sorry, Hiei. But the only person who can actually get the certain potion we need is Dr. Monsakaru." Koenma explained.

Yusuke started screaming at the top of her lungs. "NOOOOOO!"

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Will they find Dr. Monsakaru once more? If so, will he even give the potion for a reasonable fee? Or can he? What will happen to our precious Rekai Tentai!

"Shut up, and get to the point!" Hiei shouted.

Fine! Anyways, find out next time in...Chapter 4: Dr. Monsakaru!