SheikahWoman(a.k.a. Kassie): Hi! This is a story about what happens when my 'real self' goes inside the WindWaker and drags my Zelda hater friend (against her will). It's random and choatic.
Erin (Zelda hater): Anything with us in it has to be choatic.
Kassie: Tis true. :)
Erin: Are you going to be flirting with those 'bird things'?
Kassie: But, of course, my dear...Muhahahahaha!
Erin: :(
Kassie: Oh yeah, I don't own Zelda or its characters. And, I don't guess I own Erin...
Erin: And!
Kassie: Nor do I own her soul...heck I don't own myself...so I have...virtually nothing. cries
Link is asleep on watchtower
Aryll: Ahhhh! What a wonderful day to annoy Link!
Kassie: Yes indeed...grins evilly
Aryll: Where did YOU come from!
Kassie: I came with that sexy Rito over there. points at Quill
Erin: Oh, Brother. rolls eyes
Kassie: completely ignores Erin Annoy people you say? May I join in?
Erin: We are wanted for annoying people in 50 states and the District of Columbia.
Aryll: Sure, I guess...Follow me!
Kassie: sing talking Oh Linky-kins, wake uppppp.
Link makes no movement
Kassie: I SAID, WAKE UP YOU LOW LIFE!
Link: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! The Apocolypse is here hide in your homes---Wait...Who are you!
Aryll: These are my new friends, Kassie and Erin. Kassie has red hair and Erin is the one with sandy blonde hair.
Link: Mmmmm...I like the redhead...heheh...drools
Kassie: Yep, everybody loves the beautiful, Kassie. flicks up hair w/ back of hand
Erin: Beautiful?
Kassie: Shut up.
Aryll: Oh, big brother, Grandma wants you to come home. She said she had a present for you.
Link: The only thing I love move than sexy girls, is presents! Wheeeee!
Link jumps off tower nearly killing himself
Kassie: Oh, great, another genius...
Kassie and Erin both descend the ladder
Zill (a.k.a. snot boy) runs into Erin
Zill: So? So? So? What's you're name? I'm Zill! Zill rhymes with Jill. I have an Aunt Jill! Dad says she lives in BFE...uh...I wanna lick your hair!
Erin: Ewww! vomits
Kassie: I may have a pre-pubescent kid that likes me, but your's is a pre-schooler! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahaha...haha...aha...ha...
Erin: Shud 'dup! smacks Kassie really hard
they run away from Zill who is sure to follow, but luckily he gets distracted by Sue-Belle and starts commenting on how he wants to sniff her butt
Grandma's house
Link: Whatdya mean I have to wear this today!
Grandma: Honey, I told you it's traditional to garb young boys in the green of fields!
Link: Oh fine... puts on clothes
Grandma: Oh Link, you look charming!
Kassie busts through the door
Kassie: HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Erin: What! looks at Link
Link: Hey shut up! grinds teeth and then throws a pitcher at Erin
Erin & Kassie: Sorry...
Grandma: Go get Aryll!
they avoid Zill and go to the watchtower
Aryll: Big Brother! What did Grandma want! Did she make that for you! Is it hot!
Erin: Oh terrific, another inquisiter...
Aryll: Big Brother, close your eyes and hold out your hands for a moment. gives Link a telescope
Link: Sweet!
Aryll: But...only for today!
Kassie: steals telescope and points at red postbox with it Oooo, it's Quill! Huh? Looks up at sky
Aryll: That bird has a girl! Link save her!
Tetra (the girl) is dropped on a summit
Aryll: Hurry!
R&R Please!