Aryll: Hurry, Link!
Link: Why should I, little girl?
Aryll: Because if you don't, I'll tell Grandma what you were really doing last night.
Link: mutters obscenities underneath breath I hate you.
Kassie: What did he do?
Link: I egged and T.P.ed Rose and Abe's shouse and blamed it on Zill!
Erin: I guess you're not AS much of a loser as I thought...
Aryll: GO!
Kassie, Erin, and Link descend the ladder and go straight to Orca's house
Link: Orca, I need a sword and I won't take no for an answer!
Orca: But, of course, young grasshopper.
Link: ...huh?
Orca: You have come of age, grasshopper.
Link: Sweeeeet...
Orca: But, you must prove to me, you are ready.
Link and Orca battle and Link amazingly (despite his lack of brains) pulls it off.
Orca: You are ready grasshopper.
They bow
Link: C'mon, girls, let's go!
Orca winks at Erin
Erin: Do I really look that avaliable?
Kassie: Yes.
Erin makes a fist and pounds the top of Kassie head and after a cat-fight they leave.
Zill: So? So? So? What's with the sword? sucks up snot, which obviously comes back out
Kassie: Here, hun, have a tissue.
the 3 run for it.
Zill: licks tissue What am I supposed to do with this? looks around Where did they go?
Entrance to the Summit
Link: What are we supposed to do now?
Kassie: Use you sword to cut down the trees, stoopid.
Link does so
Kassie and Erin run across the bridge easilly
Link: looks at bridge Eep!
Erin: Get over here, doofus!
Link: But, I'm sc-scared!
Kassie: Dangit, Link, we don't have all day!
runs over, throws Link over shoulder, Link promptly bites her, she hits him, and then carries him over bridge
Kassie: Dang, boy! What does your Grandma feed you! Brick!
Erin: Oh, he can't possibly be THAT heavy!
lifts him, but hurts back
Erin: hunched over She must feed him anvils! Lay off the Elixer Soup, man!
Link: Are you calling me fat?
Erin & Kassie: Yes!
they procced to forest
Link: Hey look, that chick is in the tree. points at Tetra
Kassie: No dip, Sherlock. Since you're such a genius...How do we get 'that chick' down!
Link: Let go up to that boulder.
they do so
Bokoblin: twists head in an owl like fashion RRRRRRRRR...GAH!
Link: casually walks over and chops its head off and it disentegrates into purple smoke
Loser.
Erin: Now what do we do?
two Kagaroks evil birdies each with a Bokoblin in talon drop them on the summit
Link: You know these things are obssessed with red-heads.
Kassie: So? Links grins smugly at Kassie What!
We find Kassie blowing kisses at Bokoblins
Kassie: I hate you both!
Erin: Finally, someone in your league!
Kassie: mouths the word witch (minus w plus b ) Shut up!
Bokoblin #1: Rhay raby!
Bokoblin #2: Rhay rweet raaaang!
Bokoblin #1: Rhay raway rom ry rwoman!
Bokoblins start fighting and Link jumps in to the "cartoon-like fight cloud and quickly kills both Bokoblins
Kassie: I just knew I should've worn my ugly glasses today!
Erin: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tetra: falls from tree What on earth?
Pirate Dude (a.k.a. Gonzo): Miss Tetra, when that bird dropped you on this summit, I thought for sure you'd be---
Tetra: cuts Gonzo off : On a summit? Let's pay that bird back in full!
Gonzo: But, what about the lad and lasses here.
Tetra: I don't really give a rat's behind. Now, C'mon!
Kassie: Why that little skank!
End.