Lamb Chop

Hello everyone. I know I said any further messages are going to be from the author but he doesn't have very good message writing skills so I (Nicola Silvera) am going to be the one doing it. Enjoy this chapter and please review!

Disclaimer: Inuyasha is not mine. The issues with the day Tuesday is also not mine. It belongs to the movie Laws of Affection.

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It was a sunny day out. Shoe, Inutrasha and the gang were entering the village of ice cream. Inutrasha, being the pig that he was, ran up to the first villager he saw and demanded ramen-flavoured ice cream.

"I'm sorry sir, but the village is closed on Tuesday's." The old man said, looking very apologetic about it (not really).

"The village is closed on Tuesday's?" Inutrasha repeated in a flat voice, his tiny brain struggling with the words. In his mind it only meant one thing: No Ice Cream. "How can a whole ice cream filled village be closed on a Tuesday?"

"Everybody sleeps on Tuesday, even the chickens."

"Wait a second…" Shoe came up, "If the whole village is supposed to be asleep, then what are you doing awake?"

"I know, I know. If the whole village is asleep on Tuesdays, and today is Tuesday then how can I possibly be standing, not asleep, on a Tuesday if the whole village is asleep on Tuesday? Well it's very simple. You see on Tuesday's—"

"Hold it! He's wearing shoes! ATTACK!" And she leaped on the non-sleeping villager, beating him with a rake.

Inutrasha stood watching the appalling scene. It was disgusting, a cloud of ice cream and rake filled yells (don't ask me how that's possible), but he just couldn't look away. Suddenly, he heard a sheep baa. It was a distant baa, but it was the baa of the demented baaing sheep, Kouga.

And then Kouga jumped out of nowhere, landing on Shoe and knocking her over.

"Baa! You're my—baa!—women!"

"At least you're not wearing shoes!" Shoe said happily and gave Kouga a kiss on the cheek. Enraged, Inutrasha yelled,

"Kiss this, lamb chops!" he clawed at the demented sheep.

But, before he could trashify the sheep, Kouga turned into a crow—for some strange reason that no one could figure out—and flew away, dropping a pop can in the trash on his way away from everybody.

"NO!" Inuyasha screamed in agony, clutching a hand to his chest, "He…must…litter" and then he pulled out his tetsusaiga and unleashed his Litter-scar—his attack where he cuts a pop can in two and the two pieces fly at you, leaving a scar if they hit—on every thing in sight.

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Meanwhile, outside the village of ice cream, Sango was attempting to pierce Miroku's belly button with much interference from the wind tunnel in his stomach.

"Are you sure it won't suck me in?" Sango asked timidly.

"Absolutely. I'm 56 percent sure that it won't." Miroku reassured her. But Sango wasn't reassured.

"56 sure? You better be 100 sure." And she conked him on the head with her giant Frisbee.

She started moving towards his stomach with a needle in one hand and a belly button ring in the other. "Now!" she yelled and she moved forwards, piercing the flesh and putting in the ring. Finally she was done, her hair uneven where the wind tunnel had gotten a hold of it.

She moved back and watched in dismay as Miroku raised his shirt more to examine the ring, exposing more of the wind tunnel. "NO!" Miroku yelled as his brand new, 70$ belly button ring was sucked into the wind tunnel.

"You shall not have it!' he yelled and he reached into his wind tunnel. He pulled out a hair dryer. "Not it." A tree branch. "Not it." A frog. "Not it." A plastic surgeon. "Not it." A gumball machine. "Not it." A giant gorilla. "Not it." A window. "Not it." A computer mouse. "Not it." The back of a chair. "Not it." A dog crate. "Not it." The dog that owns the crate. "Not it." A fluffy cat. "Not it." Ramen-flavoured ice cream. "Not i—" he cut of as Inutrasha lunged for the ice cream.

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Meanwhile, the evil tooth fairy, Naraku, was plotting against Inutrasha.

"Kagura, go kill Inutrasha for me."

"But I'm allergic to him."

"Fine then, go eat your broccoli."

"But I'm allergic to it."

"Then go fix my Barbie's."

"But I'm allergic to them."

"Go get some sleep."

"But I'm allergic to it."

"Then go breathe air somewhere."

"But I'm allergic to it."

"Are allergic to everything?"

"I'm allergic to being allergic."

Rolling his eyes, Naraku turned to Kanna. "Kanna, go suck Inutrasha's soul."

"But she broke my mirror!" Kanna wailed, looking at the mirror that had cracked when she tried sucking Shoe's soul, "Look at my reflection. I'm ugly!" she broke down in more tears and turned the mirror towards Naraku and the mirror began to suck his soul.

"Kagura, come help me!" he yelled.

"But I'm allergic to you!"

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Author's Note: Here's that chapter. It's short again but I think all the chapters in this story are going to be short. Please Review.

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