I Like KFC
All right, here is the next chapter. Do you realize that we have put out 3 chapters in three days? That's a chapter a day (yes I can count.) Anyway, I'm sure you've had enough of me so here is the story.
Disclaimer: Inuyasha is not ours. I don't even own Shoe's frying pan…
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Totosai, the master of littering, was passing by the half-horse, half human, Jinenji. The horse…thing was out in his garden picking flowers. He was dressed like a princess and once he had filled his basket with flowers he began prancing around singing the Teletubbies theme song.
"Ahhhh! Evil music! Must litter everywhere." So the master of littering pulled out humongous garbage and began to drop pop cans on people's heads. At one point he threw a shoe and it flew across miles, hitting numerous people on the head until it finally landed on Shoe.
"Nooo! All shoes must die." And she pulled out an automatic chainsaw, "Mwhahahahahahaha!" The rest of the members sweat-dropped as they watched Shoe viciously attack the 'evil shoe of death'.
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In the meantime, Chicken Wing and his companions were taking a walk in the forest. And while they were walking, he asked Rin and Jaken,
"Hey, how much money do you guys have on you?"
"Why?"
"So we can stop at KFC! I like KFC." He yelled in delight, "I hear they got a three type of chicken bucket."
"Whatever," Rin said, "Hey look over there," she pointed at a figure in the distance, "Is that a turtle?"
"No, It's the KFC man!"
"Ribbit," said the giant toad that was Jaken, "It's the—ribbit—wind sorceress—ribbit—Kagura—ribbit." And then he ate a fly and began to choke on it. "Ribbit—help—ribbit—me!" he choked, and then he fell over, adding the X's in his eyes for dramatic effect.(don't worry Jaken lovers…he's not dead, yet)
"Hey, Kagura!" Chicken Wing yelled, running over to the figure, his surviving companion following him.
"No!" Kagura flung her hands up to protect her face, "I'm allergic to you! Stay away." But the poor demoness's eyes were already puffed up.
"Fine then…Let's go to KFC!"
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While all this was happening, Miroku was at a mall, buying new shirts since his wind tunnel had destroyed all his other ones.
"I like this!" he said, holding up a pink, frilly dress.
"That's a dress you idiot," Shoe said, hitting the already severely bruised monk in the head with a frying pan.
"What about this," the shirt was blue, it was baggy, it was dirty, but at least it wasn't from the lingerie section. Miroku put it on, carefully avoiding his wind tunnel.
"Miroku…It's $75." Kagome pointed out.
"I don't care. I like it! I can just steal it" That was what he said before his wind tunnel got a hold of it. "Crap, how am I gonna pay now?"
What? You can't pay?" The big shopkeeper started advancing towards them.
"Uh, oh…"
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"That comes to $14.75, sir." Said the KFC cash register person, "Opps, I forgot to ask. Would you like fries with that?"
"Fries?" Chicken Wing yelled, "I come to a KFC, a Kentucky Fried Chicken and you dare to ask me if I want fries? I shall kill you all." Then he pulled out his Tokijin and destroyed every but the cook, who remained oblivious to the whole scene.
"Alright, I feel better now. Where's my order?"
"Here you are sir." The cook said, "Would you like fries with that?"
"Fries? Fries?…I'm not going through that again. Give me my Chicken!"
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Author's Note: Thank's to all my faithful reviewers. I hope you guys enjoyed this very short chapter.
Review Responses:
Mooneyakatc: Thanks. His hand wasn't sucked up because we were being stupid. That was the point of it. And yes, I agree, he is a goof ball.
Liizziioo: I'm glad that you and your brother are happy.
Kagomente: No problem.