The Wonders of Flying

I know its been a while since we last updated, but there is such a thing as reality and as hard as it is to believe, I do have a life outside of fanfiction. Anyway, I'll shut up and let you enjoy this short, hurriedly done chapter.

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When Chicken Wing, Rin and Jaken (who had mysteriously recovered from his untimely death) had finished their KFC minus the fries they had an encounter with an evil sorceress named Lalala, named for her love of plugging her ears and singing 'lalala…' over and over again.

"Muhahahaha!" she laughed malevolently, "I have heard of you Chicken Wing, and your unnatural power to eat fifteen servings of Kentucky Fried Chicken—minus the fries—in one sitting. People will not think so much of you when your ward is turned into a FLAT TIRE!"

She pointed at Jaken and a puff of green smoke encircled them all. Now another known fact about Lalala was that she was absolutely horrible and turning people into things. In fact she had been given the Worst Sorceress Award at the Annual Sorceress Contest for Turning People into Things. So, instead of becoming the most horrible thing he could become—aka. a flat tire—he became a turtle.

"A turtle!" squealed Rin with delight and jumped onto Jaken, picking him up and waving him around in the air, making battleship noises.

"GRRRRRRRR!" screamed Lalala in frustration, "I will get you yet Chicken Wing." then she disappeared in a puff of blue smoke and a tiny slug dropped to the ground and walked—or whatever a slug does—away.

"Oh no!" wailed Chicken Wing, "Now Jaken can't get me KFC! I'll have to get it myself. Hmmmm…but how to get there? I know, I'll fly!" And he raised on fist in the air super-hero style and lifted off in a blast of fire, leaving Rin alone playing tea party with Jaken.

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Meanwhile, the demented baaing sheep Kouga who was now a demented cawing crow was flying past Inutrasha. In a fury, he unleashed the almighty litter scar.

"Take that! And that! And this!" trash went flying everywhere, making Inutrasha increasingly happy with every blow. In the end, he was so distracted with all the litter, he started attacking everything that moved.

"That's it!" yelled Shoe, her temple throbbing for she had been hit more than once judging by the trash in her hair. "Clean up!" she said smugly.

"NO!" yelled Inutrasha. As he slowly picked up a empty ramen package in the trash bin. Then he fell to the ground weeping. "I c-can't…f-feel m-my legs!"

"Suck it up." said Sango, rolling her eyes.

Wiping his tears away, he stood up and glared at Shoe. "Time for Revenge! he cackled and then ran away without another word.

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Fifteen minutes later

Inutrasha returned from wherever he had gone wearing a pair of mismatched flip-flops, one being pick, the other blue.

"He's wearing shoes. Must…attack…viciously…with…rake." she started to search her pockets but could not seem to locate he rake.

"Do you think I would be that stupid?" smirked Inutrasha. He pulled out a rake from his pocket.

"Fine then." said Shoe coolly, "Be that way. You're only making your fate worse." She eyed with a look that could cause the third ice age.

Inutrasha gulped. "I-I am?" he asked carefully.

With a smirk, Shoe pulled a purse out. Inutrasha could barely control his laughter. "You're going to attack me with a purse?" he asked, wiping tears of laughter away.

"No Inutrasha. I'm going to attack you viciously with a purse containing a brick."

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19 vicious attacks later

"Ughh! My poor head." groaned Inutrasha, rubbing the lumps on his severely bruised head.

What's that?" asked Miroku, pointed at a figure flying over the mountain.

"I dunno." said Shoe putting her purse away with a satisfied smile.

"It's a bird." said Sango.

"It's a plane." oinked Shippou.

"It's…Chicken Wing?"

And indeed, it was Chicken Wing wearing the Superman costume. All of a sudden Peter Pan flew into the scene.

"To fly you must believe. Do you believe Chicken Wing?" he asked.

"Of course I believe! I believe that I feel like some KFC."

Clucking his tongue, Peter Pan stopped dead. "Chicken Wing, you must believe in flying to fly. Now you have to fall. Ta-ta."

Chicken Wing slowed down and began to fly. "Wait!" he screamed, "I believe. I believe…" his voice trailed of as he disappeared from view and then came to noise of a distant splat and a yell.

Turning on Inutrasha and the gang, Peter Pan gracefully descended. "Now, children," he said, "What have we learned."

"To fly you must believe in flying." piped up Shippou.

"Very good. What else?"

"To fall, you must believe in KFC." added Inutrasha.

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Author's Note: I hope you guys enjoyed this chappie. The next one should be up soon.

Review Responses:

Kagomente: Yes, yes he does.

Liizziioo: I think so too. I think those two are my favourite characters out of all of them.

Mooneyakatc: I don't think I could handle it either. I'm surprise I didn't explode from laughing while we were writing it. I hope your mind is warped soon!

Phenomenon: Did I spell that right? Anyway, I thank you for your criticism. Just one question though, what does redundant mean? I tried asking my friend (she's like a human dictionary) but she used too many big words.

RubyRoseoftheBlackBlood: Ok, now that I've updated, now when do I get the sake? Lol, just kidding. And for saying you're a faithful reviewer you get a big hug! (Hugs RubyRoseoftheBlackBlood and squishes them) Opps, sorry.

Chicken Wing's Lover: The name just kind of came to us while we were thinking of stuff for the story. (I suppose the fact we were eating KFC at the time had something to do with it.) Rin likes turtles because one of my friends has a weird thing with turtles and it hilarious to watch her with them. And as for Jaken…that's a lot of poisonous butterflies.

darkangel of heaven: I'm sorry. I hope this chapter satisfied you.