Hell's Cookies

Hello everyone. Sorry for making you all wait so long but I guess that just makes it more exciting right? Anyway, on with the story.

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As peter pan departed after giving our heroes/idiots a lesson in flying (Miroku: My head. My poor aching head. Sango: Where's the cow? I can't see no cow. Cow: Mooooo!) Shoe decided that it was time to go home to 'do some homework'…

"Come on Shoe! You've been away for a week already. How much homework can you have?"

"Sorry Inutrasha but I have lots of homework." Said Shoe as she added bubbles to the already half-filled tub. "I'll have to stay here for at least another week or so. You know to… finish my homework. Why do you give the Playstation a try. My brother got some game called Vice City something or other. You might like it." Shrugging, Inutrasha ran downstairs to find Soda and this so-called 'Playstation' which probably wouldn't be any fun at all.

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40 minutes later

Shoe came down the stairs toweling her hair dry and stopped dead in her tracks as she saw Inutrasha. He was lying on the couch, controller in hand, in such a way that he was looking at the TV upside down and on the TV his character was shooting a bunch of random people and then he threw a guy out of a car shot once and then hopped in the car and drove away.

'I hope he isn't getting any ideas.' she thought.

"Uhhh…come on Inutrasha. Lets go to the supermarket." Shoe said nervously.

"Die! Die! DIE! It's ok Shoe. I'm happy right where I am. Die you idiot. DIE!"

"I'll buy you some ramen."

Inutrasha was off the couch in a flash dragging Shoe down the street, and running people over, sometimes accidentally and other times on purpose.

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At The Supermarket

While walking down the aisle with ramen in it, (Inutrasha greedily throwing anything he could get his hands on in the cart) Shoe stopped in surprise for the second time that day, only absently hitting him with her portable rake as he ran over her foot with the cart loaded with ramen.

"Hey what was that…" he suddenly noticed what Shoe was looking at.

There was Naraku the evil tooth fairy standing with his mother in the aisle that was lined with bright pink granny panties.

"Mom why did I have to come with you?" he asked, carefully looking around to see if anyone was looking. Apparently he didn't notice Shoe or Inutrasha.

"Because dear, you needed some new underwear."

Inutrasha couldn't help it, he burst out laughing. Naraku looked over to Inutrasha, who was laughing uncontrollably, and his face paled.

"Uh, what? Oh, you're not my mother!" he pointed his wand at his mother and smote her. "Opps, I didn't mean to do that! Mommy? MOMMY! Oh no, Inutrasha. What have you done? I shall kill you! &$#($! ($&#!"

"You potty mouth! I didn't do it. You did! I will kill you!" Mwhahahahaha!"

Suddenly, a weird looking red being with a hook on his hand came up to them. "Elmo knows where you live. HEHEHE."

"Uh, sure." Inutrasha was kind of weirded out. And then another blue being appeared, holding a plateful of Cookies.

"Ahhhhhh!" Naraku screamed. "Evil sugary cookies from hell! Save me, save me!"

"Wow that's nice. Want a cookie?" The cookie monster offered the tooth fairy a chocolate chip cookie.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh my god, Naraku you coward." But Naraku had already run out of the store, the red and blue beings following him, one laughing maniacally and the other talking about how pretty donkeys and cookies were.

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"Inutrasha, it's raining. What are we going to do. My hair will be ruined."

"I know just what to do. Don't worry Shoe" He pulled out a gun and ran in front of a 18-wheeler truck. The truck screeched to a halt and Inutrasha jumped on the hood. All in all he played the roll of crazed car-jacker pretty well--leaving the truck driver to run away like a crazed lunatic)

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"Let me go over this again. You're planning on turning Naraku's castle into a castle of cookies? Why?" Asked Sango, while they were on there way to Naraku's castle.

"Because he's deathly afraid of them." giggled Shoe.

"Why would someone be afraid of cookies?" Muttered Miroku to himself.

When they arrived at Naraku's castle, Shoe pulled out her shards to the Shikon CD. A golden glow encircled them and then Naraku's castle turned into a castle of cookies.

"Nothing's happening…" said Inutrasha.

"Wait for it…" 5...4...3...2...

"EVIL COOKIES FROM HELL! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

But the doors were locked so Naraku was left in there to yell himself hoarse while Inutrasha and the gang laughed their heads of. Suddenly the cookie monster appeared…again.

"Me want cookies!" And he set off to devour Naraku's cookie castle.

"Ahh! Kagura help me!" shouted Naraku as she flew overhead.

"AACCCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry Naraku. You must of forgot. I'mallergic to cookies.

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Meanwhile, Chicken Wing, Rin and Jaken were eating some KFC. Chicken Wing, who was very hungry, had taken to shoving a whole wing in his mouth, stripping off the meat and spitting out the bones. When he was about to spit out the bones of his 56th chicken wing, something happened.

"Elmo knows where you live. Tehehe " Chicken Wing, in his surprise, accidentally swallowed the Chicken Wing whole and began to choke on it.

"Jaken…Rin…help me…me…choke…on…KFC…"

But Rin was preoccupied, since Jaken had turned into a turtle (again), and she was chasing him around in circles.

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