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Cyborg: Incase you haven't figured it out by now, Starfire cheated on Slade with Robin.
Beast Boy: ((gasp)) SHE DID! YOU RUINED THE ENDING!
Cyborg: That's not the ending. Anyway Robin's been feeling extremely guilty so he's been whipping and starving himself. He also thinks he's an even worse person because he thinks Slade is out to get him. And in all of his sermons he tells everyone he's not perfect and that he does horrible things, then they only like him even more.
Beast Boy: All the old peeps liked him and a lotta babes hit on him too! But he's still a wimp, so what does he do? Goes on the scaffold, in the middle of the night when nobody's gonna see him.
Robin walks onto the scaffold, then he screams so everyone will wake up and see him. Nobody went to see what it was, the people who were awake were with Batman because he was dieing. A few minutes later Starfire and Raven showed up.
"Starfire and little Raven come here. You were both here before but I wasn't with you, now we'll stand together." Starfire walked up the steps, holding Raven's hand then Robin took Raven's other hand.
"Minister?" Raven asked.
"Yes"
"Will you stand here tomorrow with us come noontide?" she grinned evilly.
"No, not tomorrow another day." Raven burst out laughing, tried to run away but Robin held her hand.
"But you will promise to stand here tomorrow with Mommy and me come noontide?"
"No child, I will on Judgment Day." Raven started laughing again and grinned evilly. Then she pointed down the street. A meteor fell in the sky in the shape of the letter "A" Robin froze in fear, then he saw Slade standing in the middle of the street, "Who is that man Starfire, he scares me, I know you know who he is!"
"I can't tell you." Starfire said sadly.
"I know who he is," Raven said with an evil grin.
"Tell me." Robin said. Raven whispered a bunch of nonsense to him, "Are you mocking me?" Raven started laughing again and evilly said,
"You weren't brave, you weren't true, you wouldn't promise to stand here with Mommy and me tomorrow at noontide!" she fell on the floor with laughter.
"Hello, Robin, Starfire, little possessed child." Slade said, "Why are you here?" Robin and Starfire stared at him blankly, Raven was on the floor laughing, "Batman just kicked the bucket; they're saying the "A" stands for angel." Robin gave a sigh of relief, "although I think otherwise," Robin nervously ran away. Starfire left with Raven who was still laughing uncontrollably.
B.B: Time to fast forward four more years into the future! (starts doing the time warp) Let's do the time warp again! It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right, put your hands on your hips and- (Cyborg knocked him off the stage)
Cyborg: Anyway, Raven is now seven years old and Starfire has decided to tell Slade to leave Robin alone. Over the past four years he's been using Robin's guilt to sorta kill his soul… it's very confusing, read the spark notes.
B.B: So Starfire has also been doing good things for charity and stuff and they're starting to say the "A" stands for "able"
Starfire and Raven walk to the beach, they see that Slade is there.
"Go and play." Starfire said to Raven. Then Raven ran to the water, Starfire walked up to Slade. He was busy finding plants to make more medicine, then she spoke to him, "Hello Slade,"
"Starfire,"
"So how is life?"
"Why are you talking to me?"
"Why are you talking to me?"
"Because you spoke to me first, what is the point of this!"
"I don't know maybe it has no point."
"Then I'll go about my business."
Pause.
"I want you to leave Robin alone! You have been very mean to him and that is not nice."
"Yes, were you going to realized that I'm the evil villain now or later?"
"Leave Robin alone."
"I'm now certain that he helped you commit adultery! Now I can really eat away at his pathetic soul. MUHAHAHAHA!" he walked away laughing evilly.
"My adultery wasn't a sin," she thought to herself, "the real sin was him somehow convincing me to marry him! Damn his money and lands… I hate him. I don't care if it's a sin, I hate him, I want him to die and then I will laugh when my daughter dances on his grave!"
Cut to Raven. While Starfire and Slade were talking she had taken a jellyfish and laid it out on the sand to die, she put a horseshoe crab on top of it, and then she put seaweed and shells on herself pretending to be a mermaid. After that she made an A for herself to wear out of seaweed, knowing Starfire would question it. Then she picked up some small rocks and threw them at the seagulls and even hit a few. Finally she ran back to Starfire.
"Why do you have that on your bosom? Do you know what it means?"
"No, nobody tells anything to little Raven! She has to figure out things for herself! Little Raven is the only smart person in this even though she is smaller than all of you! You have the "A" on your bosom and the minister always holds his heart. Does he have a scarlet letter too?"
"You shouldn't be asking such things." She took the A and the rest of the seaweed off of Raven. "Come, we shall walk in the woods."
"Why does the minister always hold his heart? And why do you always have the "A" on your bosom?"
Starfire didn't answer she started to walk into the woods, Raven followed. After a while they came to a part where the sun was shining, Starfire was in the shade, Raven started to dance in the sun.
"I can catch the sun," Raven said, "it does not hide from me because I don't have an "A" on my bosom yet!"
"And hopefully you never will!"
"How do you know? Maybe I will when I am a grown up! The sun hides from you mommy, it is afraid of the "A" on your bosom!" Starfire put out her hand, and immediately the sun faded. Raven started to laugh. They came to a brook and sat down.
"Mommy," Raven asked, "who is the Black Man?"
"Where did you hear about him?"
"Mistress Terra says that he is in the forest and he carries a book and that when you sign it he puts a red letter on you and that the "A" you wear on your bosom is his mark and that she wants to meet him."
"Don't listen to such things." she saw Robin walking slowly, he was looking down in shame, looking as miserable, sick and guilty as he normally did, "go and play by the brook little Raven."
"Is that the Black Man walking along yonder road?"
"No!" Starfire said in shock, "That is the minister!"
"Ohh... Does he hold his heart because the Black Man left his mark there? He has a scarlet letter too! Just like mommy! Am I right? Is that why he hold his heart?"
"Go and play." Raven ran off, "Hello Robin…"
Beast Boy: And now it is time for the boring lovey part.
Cyborg: Skip ahead to the next narration if you want to be spared.
"Starfire…" Robin sat down next to her.
"I need to tell you who Slade is…" pause, "my husband."
"I knew it! And all this time I thought it was the Black Man tempting me into my hatred of him! This is your fault! You tempted me into sin and-"
"Robin, I did not give the child to myself!"
"You seduced me! I'm never forgiving you, you temptress!" Starfire didn't want to hear anymore of this so she grabbed Robin and shoved his head onto her "A"
"I'm sorry I had to get you to stop." She let him go. Robin was now twitching.
"Temptress!" he pointed at her and slowly walked away backwards, "Temptress!" he tripped over a rock, Starfire helped him up.
"You will forgive! Let God punish!" Moment of silence
"I forgive you. Well, it's not like my sin was as bad as Slade's… he's trying to destroy my soul."
"Yes, that's far worse than adultery."
"I still feel guilty, you've had to wear that for seven years and they did nothing to me."
"Then confess."
"I can't do that, I have the lamest character in the book!"
"Then change your name and run away somewhere, start a new life."
"I've wanted to do that… but I don't want to go alone."
"You won't." End whatever chapter this scene was in.
Beast Boy: Those rotten jerks! They wanna elope and they haven't even mentioned little Pearl!
Cyborg: Tsk, tsk.
B.B: I mean Pearl is the only cool person in the book, Hester and Dimmesdale suck! (A/N: Pearl is the only thing that got me through this book and she's the reason I'm writing this parody)
Starfire took off the "A" and threw it on the ground, she took off her bonnet and let out her hair, "We can finally be a family! You will get to know Raven."
"I have always wanted to but… she frightens me. She is one creepy child!"
"Yes but I am sure she will love you, she has never had a father," she looked down the brook, "little Raven! Come hither!"
Raven ran and then started walking slowly; she had put flowers in her hair and had played with the animals while Starfire and Robin were talking.
"Awww… she is adorable!"
"She looks just like a little faerie." Robin said. Then Raven was there on the other side of the brook, she pointed to where the letter was.
"Come here Raven,"
Raven pointed to the letter.
"Raven,"
Raven started to cry and scream and jump around. She continued to point at the letter. She threw things, kicked the water at them, screamed some more all while pointing at the letter.
"I told you she was creepy!" Robin said, "How can you get her to stop?" Starfire sighed and put the letter and her bonnet back on. Raven happily ran across the brook to Starfire. Raven kissed Starfire's cheek then kissed the scarlet letter a few times and hugged it.
"I guess wearing this for a few more days couldn't hurt. I'll get rid of it for good on the ship back to Europe."
Raven stared at Robin; Robin tried to be nice to Raven and gave her a kiss on the forehead. Raven immediately ran to the brook washed the kiss off and splashed some water on Robin.
"So we'll leave for Europe tomorrow," Robin said, "after my Election Day sermon." Starfire nodded and smiled, "Raven hates me doesn't she?"
"She just hasn't gotten to know you." Raven stuck her tongue out at Robin.
A/N: Next chapter is the last one. If this has for some odd reason gotten anyone to voluntarily want to read this book… skip the first chapter "The Custom House" it's about 40 pages of boring crap that has nothing to do with the story. Please review people!