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Here are answers to a few questions, Hester can just take the "A" off but she's a very strong courageous person taking it off kinda goes against her personality. And yes Raven is crazy, Pearl is a crazy imp-child. She's actually very smart for her age and is purposely doing weird things because she doesn't know who her father is, no one tells her anything.

Cyborg: After his saying he's running away with Starfire thing, Robin's character totally changed he felt happier, better and he wasn't sick anymore. Raven didn't really even scare him as much. Then he ran happily home but he was tempted to do several bad things on the way…

Robin is walking home and sees a group of kids fighting, "What a lovely innocent group of children. How many swear words should I teach them so they can fight properly? No… no…" he thought to himself. Then he saw an old lady, "I wonder what her reaction would be if I told her that religion is all BS and that heaven doesn't exist? Oh God, Satan is making me think this isn't he?" Then he saw one of the young virgins that had hit on him several times before, "She likes me… maybe she wouldn't mind coming over to my place tonight," he grinned evilly as he thought this, "and I can always use force- No!" he turned away, "You learned from the first time, NO MORE ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN!" he paused, "Woah… I just resisted all of those temptations… YES!" he ran to his house and said as he walked in, "No more medicine Slade!" he ran to his quill and ink and started writing his sermon.

"And why is this?" Slade asked.

"I feel… so… happy and healthy! It's the best I've ever felt in my life!"

"Ok… somebody's been taking too much Zoloft."

The Next Day, at the Election Day Parade…

Everyone has noticed that Robin looks way happier and healthier. Then Raven asked Starfire, "Mommy is that the same minister who kissed me in the forest and held my hand?"

"We do not speak of things that we do in the forest!" Starfire said.

"Maybe I should run up to him and give him a kiss then maybe he will know me."

"You are not to do that!"

Terra was dropped in front of Raven, then B.B said in a fake high voice behind Terra.

"Little Raven, your father is the Black Man! Let's go riding brooms and then we can practice witchcraft and be great friends!"

Cyborg: Three months from now they hang her for being a witch. Just letting ya know.

Raven shrugged and started to run around the market place. Starfire was happily thinking about running away with Robin and getting rid of the scarlet letter for good. Then she over heard a sailor talking,

"Nobody's getting sick on this ship! We have the naval surgeon and Slade the doctor in the town! WOOT!"

Starfire froze in shock, she saw Slade grinning evilly at her, then she realized that everyone was staring at her.

Beast Boy: That's what they get for not mentioning Pearl when they were deciding to elope!

Cyborg: But they are taking her.

Beast Boy: Yeah, but she was the last thing on their minds!

Cyborg: Back to the story.

While Robin was giving his sermon, Raven was running around. Then a sailor called her over,

"Hey you, I have a message for your mother,"

"I will tell her it if it is to my liking," Raven said.

"Tell your mother that the doctor said he's bringing his friend with him, witch-baby."

Raven laughed at him, "Mistress Terra says that my father is the Prince of the Air. If you call me that mean name, I will tell him to send storms and sea monsters after your ship."

"Is someone being mean to you my little darling?" Trigon asked.

"This man is saying not nice things to little Raven!" Trigon glared at the sailor, the sailor ran away. Then Raven ran to Starfire in zigzags across the market place.

Starfire was listening to Robin's sermon; everyone thought it was his best one yet. Then Robin noticed Starfire and Raven, paused, took a deep breath and then said,

"Starfire, Raven, come," he walked onto the scaffold, Starfire and Raven followed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Slade yelled in slow motion as he tried to stop them, "Don't ruin your reputation Robin! Don't do it! NOOOOOO!" he tripped over a rock.

"Fate has led me to this moment," Robin said resting his head on Starfire's shoulder, (he was getting a little sick again), everyone was in complete and total shock. Slade was very pissed off, now that Robin got rid of his guilt he had no way to get his revenge. Robin stood up straight and continued, "That's right, I DID IT!" he ripped open his shirt, revealing the mark, some said it was an "A" he inflicted on himself, some said Slade's potions caused it to appear and some said guilt caused it to come up from his heart, and some people said nothing was there at all, "Nobody is perfect, everyone has a scarlet letter. No one's perfect!" he collapsed, "Little Raven… my little Raven, I'm your father, will you give me a kiss?"

Raven gave him a kiss on the cheek, acknowledging that he was her father, the book said that after this she could live as a normal person, which ticked me off very much. But this is a parody and I can do what I want! Pearl does not go normal in my version!

"Goodbye Starfire."

"Will we be together in the afterlife," Starfire got down to Robin's level and whispered this to him, "we suffered so much and God is merciful-"

"He is, but the final decision rests in God. We must obey His word." Robin died, Slade was cursing under his breath in every language known to man and several known to monkeys.

Beast Boy: That's the end? That frikkin sucked! Dimmesdale dies… (glares) wait a minute, Dimmesdale dies! YES!

Cyborg: The End.

The curtains closed.

"No!" Raven (still age seven) ran onto the stage, "it's not over yet! I have to tell you what happens to me. After my real daddy died pretty soon Slade died too and he left all of his property and money to me! And then I grew up and married a rich nobleman in Europe. Then he died and I gots all of his money and became even richer! Pearl gets all the money!" she grinned evilly, "The End."

Starfire came onto the stage and said, "She's forgetting about how Hester and Dimmesdale romantically shared the same stone of heads with the letter "A" on it after Hester died." She sighed

"Nobody cares about you and daddy! They only care about little Pearl!"

Robin came onto the stage, "The pizza's here-"

"YAY DADDY IS A ZOMBIE!" she ran to Robin and hugged him.

"Raven, I'm not your father. Please go back to your normal age."

"No! It is fun being small!" she started to run, "The Black Man is going to catch mommy and daddy because they cannot keep up with little Pearl!" she ran away laughing.

"Ok, who gave Raven drugs?"

"You're both horrible parents," Slade said, "Neglecting your daughter like that! Shame on you! Go love and nurture the lovely little girl right now!"

"Uh…" Robin and Starfire were both in shock.

"Go catch her and then spend some damn family time with her!"

"But we're not-" Robin began.

"GO CATCH RAVEN AND DO SOME DAMN PARENTING!"

Cyborg: The End.

Beast Boy: This isn't the end! ((pouts)) I didn't get to do the time warp yet! Let's do the time warp again! It's just a jump to the left- (Cyborg pushes him off the stage) NOT FAIR!

A/N: Don't worry, B.B will get to do the time warp. For Halloween I'm posting "Science Fiction Double Feature" it's gonna be a Rocky Horror Picture Show parody and then a Little Shop of Horrors parody! That'll be my last parody for a while, I have a few real fics that'll I'll post… eventually!