The Woes of Harry Potter
Chapter Two
Rita Skeeter is WHO?
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"I'm so glad they installed these Muggle computers in Hogwarts," said Hermione, gleefully, "It's one of the things I miss the most during term time."
Harry nodded and finished logging onto his computer area.
"What are you going to do?" asked Hermione, "Have you done all of your homework?"
"Yeah, Ron and I copied yours earlier," said Harry, distractedly as he typed in a website, "I'm going onto that website again and see if there's any good stories up about me and Ginny and how I defeat Voldemort,"
"Alright," Hermione replied, "How funny was it when we found that website with stories all about you on!"
Harry laughed, as he selected Books and then Harry Potter. "What I want to know is how the Muggles found out about me! I've seen writers that live in America and even Australia!"
"Gosh," Hermione said, "I ran a search yesterday and apparently this woman called J.K Rowling writes these really good, best selling books about our adventures at Hogwarts and Muggles absolutely love them, so much that they write their own fan fics!"
"Wow, who is J.K Rowling anyway?" asked Harry,
"Ah, well I ran another search and she has another identity…" said Hermione, nervously, "just don't explode. Erm, J.K Rowling is really Rita Skeeter. Do you remember after we banned her from writing ridiculous stories about you in the Daily Prophet?"
"Yes…" said Harry, slowly,
"Well, after the year was up, she didn't write anymore nasty stories; instead she wrote biographies about each of your years at Hogwarts but turned them into fiction novels for Muggles. I've read the first one and it's actually amazing how accurate she is!" Hermione said,
"Merlin!" said Harry, "Now the entire Muggle world believes in the Wizarding World?"
"I think so but they just think it's fake although I've seen loads of Muggles tapping the barrier between Platforms nine and ten at King's Cross," Hermione laughed,
"Ah, great, just great" muttered Harry Potter.
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Yeah I decided to write some more 'cause I have some good ideas for this. Anyway I better post this, I need to get to class!
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