Danny was just cleaning the shower head when Kimmy and Donna (DJ isn't called DJ anymore.) came in. "Dad, me and Kimmy need to talk with you." "Sure. Come in. Just wipe your feet. Kimmy didn't, and before you could say "Obvious" Danny was strangling her. "Dad, no!" Donna screamed. Luckily, Kimmy was carrying a muzzle loader. BANG! Creamed guts of Tanner and a head of Daniel Tanner was everywhere. "WAAAAAAAAA!" Again, whole house watching. "K-K-Kimmy..." Donna said. Also, Danny's, errr, manhood was blown off. "Wow." "There lies Danny's WOOD! Mr. Woodchuck said. "To hell with you!" Stephanie said as she threw Mr. Woodchuck into the street. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Joey dove after the car. "We won't see him again." said a very tearful Rebecca. "Joey?" said Michelle. "Danny." "I lost my first time one. He was the one, who made me, a person with no virginity." said a crying Rebecca. "Well, you'll see him again. You're going to hell. You lost your virginity. My poor daddy will suffer because of you, bitch woman. I'm going to bible camp." Said a raging Michelle.