Chapter 2: Hyper Raven
Raven had abandoned her cloak and leotard. Instead, she was wearing a bright orange dress! She wrapped a fishing net around her body and started hopping with Robin.
"BUNNY! BUNNY! KANGAROO!" They shouted, giggling madly.
Cyborg was flabbergasted. (A/N fun word!) "Raven! No, not Raven too! Jinx's spell must have messed up her brain too! Ahhhhhh!"
Raven grabbed Robin's left hand with her left hand, and they started doing the do-se-do (sp?). "Spin your partner round and round, do-se-do TILL YOU FALL TO THE GROUND!" Raven shouted, laughing gaily.
She toppled over, landing half on top of Robin, half sprawled all over the floor. The two Titans were laughing crazily. Robin grabbed the end of Raven's fishing net and wrapped it around both of them. They could hardly move. They carefully stood up and started hopping around the living room.
"HELP! We're fish, trapped in the net!" Raven screamed.
"The evil robot-man is coming to eat us!" Robin shouted. He and Raven giggled.
Cyborg had enough of their foolishness. He grabbed them, still wrapped in the net, and hung them from a metal rod on the cieling. They were suspended in the air, helpless.
"We've been caught by the robot-man! Ahhhhhh!" Raven said.
Robin wriggled like a fish on dry land. Raven started wriggling too. Slowly they managed to get the net to slide off of the rod. The net came off of them and Raven landed on top of Robin on the floor. She gazed into his eyes. Then she got up and shouted, "I'm a fishy, and I've found my mate! Come here, my fish mate!"
Robin grinned madly and stood up. "We are a fishy family. Who will be our fish baby?" he asked. Raven and Robin doubled over with laughter. Raven grabbed Robin's hands and spun in circles singing, "Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posey..."
Robin joined in singing, "Ashes, ashes, we all fall DOWN!" So once again, they fell to the ground. Robin sat up. "Is my fish mate ticklish?" he asked Raven. She giggled.
He pounced her, attacking her ribs, tickling her until she could hardly breath because she was laughing so hard. Things were glowing black and exploding all around them, but they didn't notice. Not until Cyborg got back from trying to find Starfire and Beastboy. The three sane Titans stared at the mess in the living room, and stared at Robin, who was straddling Raven's waist, his hands at her sides, both of them with very red faces.
"Dude, making a move on Raven?" Beastboy joked.
"EEW! NO! You pervert!" Robin shouted in a high girly voice. "It's okay, RaeRae. Don't be offended, my fishy mate. I KNOW! Maybe Beastboy will be our fish baby!"
Raven squealed in delight. "That's a marvelous idea, Robin my fishy mate! Let's ask if he'll be our baby fish!"
"Uh..." Beastboy's eyes grew wide. "Fishy mate? Baby fish? I don't think so. Hey, why don't you ask Starfire?"
Raven squealed again. "That's an even BETTER idea! STAR!" She screamed.
But Starfire had been affected by Jinx's spell too. And since she was happy and outgoing naturally, the spell had done something different to her.
For a moment, the Teen Titans were paralyzed. They stared at Starfire. The alien was wearing all black. She was NOT smiling, and her normally bright eyes were dull and lifeless. "Get away from me, losers." she said in a I'm-a-goth-you're-a-prep-so-get-away-from-me voice. She stalked away, leaving the room.
Raven started crying. "Why is StarStar being a meany?" she sobbed.
Robin hugged her. "It's ok, fishy mate. She's just sick. She'll be nice when she's all better. Let's go to the mall to cheer you up!"
Raven immediately stopped bawling like a baby, and started skipping around in delight. "YAY YAY YAY! We're going to the mall!"
Beastboy and Cyborg groaned. "We'd better go supervise them, or else who KNOWS what kind of havoc they would wreak."
So they went to the mall. Uh oh.