The Woes of Harry Potter

Chapter Six

Rather Odd Parings 1

Disclaimer: Nothing you might recognise belongs to me

"I'm bored!" moaned Harry,

"Have you done all your homework?" asked Hermione, from inside the revised version of Hogwarts: a History featuring House Elves.

"Yes," sighed Harry,

"What about your fanfic?" asked Ron,

"Writer's block again,"

"Why don't you find some new stories then?" suggested Ginny, "and shut up 'cause I need to concentrate on this potions essay!"

Harry sighed exaggeratedly and logged onto the nearest computer. After it had loaded up, he clicked onto the listing page for Harry Potter fanfiction.

"Boring, boring, not interested, too short…" he muttered, as he scanned down the page, "there isn't anything I particularly want to read!"

Nobody answered apart from Ron grunting as he researched the uses of Dragon Blood.

Harry sighed as he debated what to do. His eyes caught the top right hand corner of the screen where there was a list of characters and categories for stories. He decided to have a look.

"Genre: All, General, Romance, Humor, Drama… Hmm, romance sounds good," mused Harry, "Characters: All. Harry Potter of course!"

He clicked his selections and then pressed Go. He looked down the list of stories.

HP/GW "Well that's obviously me and Ginny. That's cool."

HP/HG "Me and Hermione? Nice idea but Ron would dismember me and I've got Ginny anyway."

HP/PP "Who's that? PP... PANSY PARKINSON? That's sick, that's so very sick. Thank God, it's fiction!"

HP/SS "SS? Snape? SNAPE? Eww that's even worse!"

"There's some pretty disturbing stories on here," said Harry,

"Oh yeah? What like?" asked Ron,

"I've found romance stories including me and Pansy Parkinson and me and Snape!" said Harry,

"That's gross," said Ron, looking revolted, "Muggles! Any other weird stories?"

"I'll have a look," Harry replied and continued with his search.

HP/TR: LV "No way! Me and Voldemort in a romantic relationship? I think I'm going to be sick!"

HP/DM "D…M? Draco Malfoy? The Slytherin Ice Prince? That Draco Malfoy?"

"ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

Thanks to Saziikins, littleflower2004, Nixinox, gl2004, Queenlover, Apple Pie, Firesoulliz, korrd, reader, designergurl, HarryMioneSamJackLukeLorelai, DrAgOnCiTa, Lil Crow Bow, LDY-RBZ-BBALL4 and I am supa blonde.

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Don't worry, that's not all of the slash stuff. The next two chapters will be slash as well. Sorry that it's so short as well!

Review please. Constructive criticism is gladly received.