The Woes of Harry Potter

Chapter Seven

Rather Odd Parings 2

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"Harry? HARRY!"

Harry opened his eyes blearily just in time to see Ginny swing her hand down and slap him on the face.

"OW! What was that for?" he yelped,

Ginny blushed crimson. "Ooops sorry."

"What am I doing on the floor anyway?"

"You fainted."

"I what? Oh great, what's Malfoy going to say when he hears this one… Malfoy? Draco Malfoy… oh my God! Those stories about me and him! And those about me and Snape. And those about me and Voldemort! Eww!"

"Harry, calm down!" said Hermione, "they're only stories. I'm sure if we ran our names through the search engines, we'd find some odd pairings."

"Hey, that's a pretty good idea," said Ron and leapt onto Harry's computer chair.

Ginny helped Harry sit up and he leant against one of Madam Pince's bookshelves. Ginny sat down next to him and snuggled up to him. "I'm the only one for you, Mr. Potter."

Meanwhile, Ron had put his name on the first character list and pressed go. "Here are my results. I have RW/HG. That's you, Hermione, that's great!"

Hermione smiled at him as he continued looking down the list.

"RW/LL? Who's LL?"

"Luna Lovegood."

"Oh that's not too bad," said Ron, "not as good as you though, Hermione!" he said quickly, catching a dangerous glint in Hermione's eye.

"Ron Weasley and Parvati Patil. Interesting, I suppose…RW/GW? Eww that's nasty. What kind of person writes an incest story between me and Ginny? Next thing I know, there'll be loads of Fred and George stories!"

Ginny shuddered violently.

"Merlin Harry! Some creeps written a story featuring us two in love!" gasped Ron,

"Noooo," moaned Harry, still not quite over his Draco and Harry episode.

Hermione coughed slightly as she looked at the boy's faces.

"The things these Muggles come up with!" said Ron, "another Hermione story and another and another and a…no!"

Ron turned waxy white and Hermione, who seemed to be having breathing difficulties went over to see what he was staring at.

"RW/DM Slash," she read out, "Ron and Draco had left the Wizarding World behind after their relationship comes out. After a few months, they get a nasty surprise. Featuring MPreg."

"What's MPreg?" asked Ginny, growing red in the face,

"Male pregnancy," answered Hermione.

The two girls glanced at each other and then turned to look, first at Ron who looked as if he'd been petrified and then at Harry, who had started shaking uncontrollably.

Together, they began howling with laughter,

Thanks to korrd, HGShipper (thanks for 5 reviews lol), Nixinox, Not so sour Lemons (thanks for pointing the error out too, I have dealt with it), Firesoulliz, gl2004, AlexisHaliwell89, Enid and littleflower2004.

One more chapter for the discovery of slash and this time it's Ginny and Hermione's turn!

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