Chapter 4: The Escalator of Doom
An entire minute passed before anything. Robin spent the entire minute waiting anxiously for the change.
And then he realized what she had done.
She had transformed it into a high-speed moving stairway with hordes of medieval weapons slashing through the air at the top. There were an assortment of battle axes, spears, double-sided swords, and pikes.
Raven proceeded to ride up the escalator, screaming "QUIJA BOARD!"
"Raven, no!" Robin yelled, distressed. "Don't go up the friggin' escalator! You'll get killed, or worse, HURT! Oh, wait..."
Raven started singing, "Here comes Sesshy-fluff, here comes Sesshy-fluff, wrapped around like a mane..." (A/N If you don't what that song is, talk to starshinemoonlightsun a.k.a Ariana)
Robin grabbed his grappling hook of doom and launched it into the cieling. He swung towards Raven and tried to grab her to save her from the torturous devices of doom awaiting her at the top of the speeding escalator of doom.
"You're rescuing me? How sweet! Now get the theater basement away from me!" Raven shouted, and threw a bolt of black energy at him. It sliced neatly through his grappling rope and he stopped in midair. "Uh-oh," he said, and started to fall.
WHAM!
He landed on the escalator behind Raven. "Oh, hello my fishy mate! How nice of you to join me!" Raven in a Starfire-like voice. "Shall we die together at the top of the escalator of doom?"
Robin stood up and grabbed her hand. "No, come on Raven, we have to go!"
Raven of doom conjured some metal boots of doom and a sodering iron of doom, and melded her feet of doom to the escalator of doom step of doom of doom of doom (of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom 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of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom of doom 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So they rode together up the escalator of doom, awaiting their deadly fates of doom.
(A/N) I guess I got a little "of doom" happy up there. Sorry about that. I won't do it again. Now you shall all await the next chapter!