The Woes of Harry Potter

Chapter Thirteen

Daddy? 1

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Harry awoke late the next morning as he'd spent several hours reading fanfiction with the Headmaster. He dressed and got down to breakfast just in time. Then, after waving off his friends to Hogsmeade, Harry returned to Dumbledore's office for another reading session.

"Ah Harry. I feel like reading some Muggle opinions of Voldemort today," said Albus,

"Okay. Have you found a suitable C2 community?" asked Harry, sitting next to the Headmaster,

"Yes, it's called 'Voldemort and all that.' Let's have a look…"

They spent the next five minutes looking through the archives. Most of the stories were about Harry turning to the Dark side and there were a couple about a Voldemort and Harry pairing which made Harry go green. They were getting towards the end of the C2 community when Harry suddenly cried out.

"Look at that one!"

Dumbledore adjusted his spectacles and peered at the print.

"On his seventeenth birthday, Harry enters his parents vault at Gringotts. Waiting for him is a letter from his mother. Upon reading it, Harry discovers something startling about himself, he discovers that James Potter was not really his father…" read out Dumbledore. He turned to Harry. "Do you want to have a look?"

Harry nodded, wondering who his father actually is, according to the story.

After the first two chapters, Harry knew. His father in the fanfiction was none other than Lord Voldemort himself.

"Merlin! Muggles really do have weird imaginations," he moaned.

Dumbledore chuckled. "Well I can tell you that James Potter is your father. He signed your birth certificate as your father and you certainly look like him!"

"Yeah," Harry sighed and then stretched. "You know what? I think I fancy checking out who else these crazy fanfiction Muggle authors have appointed as my father!"

"Good idea," said Dumbledore, "now I have some work to be getting on with but do tell me if you find any unusual people!"

"I will, sir," promised Harry and settled down to perform a search.

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Sorry it's so short. I'm tired and it's late but it's the weekend!

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