The real me

Chapter 7

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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Serena's P.O.V

So much for my look.

I haven't actually looked in the mirror lately but I think I pretty much look like dog poo.

UGH.

Why? Why me? Why now? Why, why, why, why, WHY?

Okay, enough with the whys but you see my point right?

Just when I was happy again he had to go ruin it. Stupid son of a… But I still love him, no doubt about it.

I know, I know how could I love him when he broke my heart, tore it into a million little, tiny pieces, trampled all over it and then just threw it away like I was a piece of shit.

Oh god… I'm actually starting to see red. DAMN YOU DARIEN SHIELDS DAMN YOU.

Phew, had to get that out of me.

Anyway. I don't know why the hell I still love that stupid idiot.

But I just can't help but get that weak feeling whenever I see him.

And my god is it hard to stop myself from grabbing him and kissing him breathless.

But of course, I tried that once already… hehe… nearly got a lil restraining order there.

Who would have thought? One minute he's my boyfriend the next minute I'm almost banned from being within ten metres of him or whatever it was.

Ugh. UGH! Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.

Okay enough with the ugh's.

Great, my life sucks and now I'm becoming one of those really annoying people that repeats everything they say like ten MILLION times.

In other words. I need some serious help!

'Made in Tokyo' came round the other day. Tried to get me out of bed.

HA! Being Sailor Moon finally paid off. I had no idea I was that strong!

Yeah, so they gave up after like twenty minutes of trying to get me out.

I think I broke the headboard of my bed gripping on so tight. Oh well, it was their fault anyway.

Aaron was furious about the whole thing. I think it was partly guilt though, you know cos it was me and him that caused the whole thing.

I just wanna get my hands on whoever told Darien that load of rubbis… hang on a minute… who wants me to unhappy?

Who's like my worst enemy?

Who know about how much Darien means to me?

Better yet, who would do something so low? …. Hmm…. Still thinking… (whistle)…. Naa can't think of anyone.

I'll have to sleep on it.

Dad FINALLY went up to the attic.

I couldn't help but laugh when I heard him shout, "Aah stupid damn toaster." I told him that thing was up to no good.

Its mission in life was to trip people over and hurt them!

Okay… I've really lost it now.

I'm talking about a toaster like it's some Negaverse monster.

Yeah that's right a toaster!

Anyway he threw the damn thing out. Gutted… not.

Sigh. I'm sooo bored!

So far I've spent a whole week in my bedroom.

As I said earlier, made in Tokyo came over.

The scouts have come over a few times as well.

Lets just say Mina making soup isn't a good combination!

So, other from those visits I've pretty much nearly finished the first stage of break ups.

You know?

The lying around in your pyjamas eating ice cream and watching sad yet romantic films like Titanic that just make you sob your heart out whenever you watch it.

I also watched Steel Magnolias, saddest film ever!

I think my eyes were twice there normal size after watching that one…

DAMN YOU DARIEN SHIELDS DAMN YOU. BURN IN HELL!

Sorry about that. Hehe.

Hey wait a sec.

You know what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna start working on (drum roll please)

….. The plan!

Okay, so I need something really, really, way beyond super genious.

Cos let me tell you something now my fabulously fab friends.

That girl is more than just a… mmm… sort of pretty face.

But I don't wanna cross the line. You know what I'm saying?

I don't wanna go so far that it will scar her for life.

No way, I could never do that to a person.

I was Sailor Moon for gods sake.

Anyway. I just need to make her regret messing with me you know?

Ha. You know what I just remembered? I actually used to want to be friends with that girl.

I know. Sad isn't it!

But now. Now there's just hate there.

I know that's a pretty strong word and all.

But if it isn't hate then it's something really close to it.

Maybe repulsion? Hey, I dunno I'm just the blonde working on the plan.

Did that sentence even make sense?

Ugh.

Anyway….

It was then that it hit me. And it hit me really, really, really, really, really …. Okay Serena stop it.

It hit me really hard.

who wants me to unhappy?

Who's like my worst enemy?

Who know about how much Darien means to me?

Better yet, who would do something so low?

...Carla!

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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