The real me

Chapter 9

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hey peeps just realised I've written chapter 7 in chapter 8's title.

Woops, sorry about that.

Anyway welcome back to the real me hope you like it and PLEASE review.

Thanks xxx

Serena's P.O.V

Phew.

Just got back from band practise and we rocked.

We've just learnt I predict a riot by the Kaiser chiefs, and we are totally awesome! Hmm.

"Watching the people get lairy, s'not very pretty I tell thee, walking through town is quite scary and not very…"

Hehe, sorry about that, bit I just Lurve that song!

We are sooo ready for battle of the bands this year.

We're gonna beat the crap out of Carla and her sissy band. (music wise hehe)

Hey, I can be mean about her she broke me and my boyfriend, well, Ex-boyfriend up… I think.

Yeah, I'm almost certain it was her and now a part of………………… THE PLAN! Is to figure out whether it was her or not.

And I'm using Aaron for that.

He's gonna make her fall for him and figure out the truth then when she admits it tell her that he would never go out with someone so evil :-)

Not just a pretty face you're looking at here believe you me!

I know, I know. You're probably wondering how I got so happy right?

Well, I just figured that I couldn't spend my whole life moping around in my room thinking about stupid broken toasters, I know, taken that joke way too far right?

Hey I can't help it that's what I do!

I needed to get out, lets just say there's only a certain amount of Ice cream you can eat without starting to put on the weight… hehe. Hmmm. Not funny huh? Oh well.

Anyway, so I thought. Wait a minute how about I get together with the guys and we start up our music again?

And that's what I've been doing for the past week and a half.

And I'm loving it. Bada bababa… I'm loving it! Hehe. Capital L, capital I. That is right, right? Yeah it was.

"Serena?"

Oh, what does she want now?

"Yeah Luna?"

"Serena?" Is she deaf or what?

No offence to her cos I love her to pieces but gees, and she says that I need to start listening more.

She ran into my room panting.

"Luna what's wrong?"

"Fire…Garage…Quick…Come…House…Ruined…Quick…Come."

"Okay Luna calm down we're not gonna get anywhere if you keep talking like that."

"Serena…Phew, terribly sorry about that. The garage is on fire. There's a group of people out front laughi…"

Oh shit.

"MY GUITARS." I screamed as I ran downstairs, almost chocking on the smoke.

Holy crap.

This was really serious.

Okay Serena keep calm, keep calm.

Okay where is everyone? Erm… Oh yeah they went to Sammy's school.

Okay so we just need to call 911 and it will all be fine… I hope… cough…. cough. Ugh help!

I grabbed the house phone and dialled 911 as quickly as I could. My god does smoke make you dizzy. Ugh.

"911 what do you need?"

"Hitheresafireatmyhousegethererealqucikgaragealredaybadlyonfirehelppleasenow!"

Yeah, that made sense well done meatball head!

"Okay… can I have your address?"

Whoa… wait a minute?

They actually understood me!

Anyway, after I'd got that sorted I ran out into the front yard, tripping over practically everything that was in my path on the way.

Damn shoes. Damn doorframe. Damn matches…. Hang on a minute.

It was then that I heard mumbling and laughing coming from behind the bushes.

Those cackle sounded really, really familiar.

And then it hit me.

Hey, I'm not joking an apple fell from the tree and hit me on the head.

Damn thing.

It really hurt as well. I tell ya one of these days that thing… Back to the cackling in the bushes.

I knew I recognised it.

But this was low. Really, really low.

Yeah, so I'm gonna smash her in battle of the bands, but this.

One step too far. I guess you know who I'm talking about now.

Yeah that's right Crapla. (hehe) okay no jokes.

I never thought she'd do something like this.

And it's not like our garage is empty ya know.

It's like a trip down memory lane just walking in there.

Photo's, home videos, posters, Records, Cd's, clothes you name it.

Lets just say we couldn't fit the car in there anymore. Hehe.

Anyway. It also had like all three of my guitars in there.

I know you're all going, but guitars can be replaced.

But not these ones. Noooo way hose.

They were my pride and joy.

I mean, Amy's got all her exam results and computer and shit, Lita's just got to walk into a kitchen, Raye's got all the talent show awards, and Mina's got all her volleyball trophies and her Sailor-V mask.

I know, I know I've got my broach.

But my guitars actually bought back happy memories.

My broach, however much I'm proud just makes me wince about all the pain.

My guitars made me happy just looking at them.

When I picked them up it was like WHOA!

And I just don't mean your normal whoa. I mean you're huge, like you high on drugs (not that I know what that feels like) WHOA! It felt great!

And now that's all gone.

Ugh. I hate her so much!

Stupid, silly, skanky, horrid, nasty, UGLY, silly, smelly bitch!

(tumbleweed)

Hehe, just letting my anger out there. Sorry.

Huh. Oh my god. One minute.

My pink guitars in the shop getting repaired! Huh.

(imagine me saying that really drantically andclasping myhand to my mouth okay?)

Thank god! Thank god, thank god, thank god. Seriously, thank you god, I love you!

Ha! Carla 0 Serena 1.

Okay, so she still tried to burn my house down (oh yeah, the firemen came like ten minutes ago, guess I forgot to mention that. So they're putting out the fire. Thank god. Hehe. You'd think I'd be a bit more worried bit right now I feel like dancing around and jumping on the spot. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Hehe)

Must have looked pretty weird though.

A bunch of firemen in my garden trying to stop my house from burning down and there's me jumping up and down like a loon.

Oh happy days, or maybe not, my Dad's gonna flip.

Not that I blame him.

And my Mom's gonna cry.

She loved those home movies.

Oh no.

When my Mom cries I cry!

Damn my sensitivity!

Oi… This day just keeps flipping from happy to sad doesn't it.

What's gonna happen next? Darien's gonna come realise he can't live without me, tell me then the Negaverse is gonna come back and kill us all… okay, don't joke about those things.

Not funny.

Bad meatball-head!

Hehe…hmmm. I think those smoke fumes have gone to my head.

Wooh, I fell woozy.

I'm gonna go sit down now. I

t's been a long day and I gotta get reday for my Mom and Dad coming back.

Oh joy!

Hey people hope you liked it.

Sorry if it's dragging on a bit but I'm gonna try and make them better, I literally wrote this in like an hour or something like that.

Okay, thanks for reading, please review and thanks to all those who did!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock xxxxxxxxxxxxx