This is "Jack Vs. Windows Media Player" and it was mostly written at 1:45 in the morning, so if it's zanier than usual, forgive me!

Daniel looked at Jack suspiciously.

"I'm just going over some translations...why?"

"Just wondering, Danny Boy! You're so suspicious!" Jack replied heartily.

Fixing him with a look, Daniel asked, "Okay, what do you want me to do that's going to get me in trouble?"

"Nothing." Jack said, looking depressed.

"What's wrong, Jack?"

Water welled in his eyes, but he maintained a grip on himself.

"General Hammond took my computer away for a week...I can't even play Mini Ninja!" he wailed.

The anthropologist winced.

"That's harsh!"

"I know." Jack pouted.

"Well, my computer doesn't have enough memory on it for games, but you're welcome to come listen to music with me."

Jack was so bored right at that moment in time that a visit from Ba'al even seemed welcome.

"Sure, that sounds like fun."

Daniel ushered Jack in and showed him how to operated Windows Media Player.

"And to rewind the song, you just click and drag the tab back..."

Jack glared at Daniel.

"I might not be as brilliant as you, Space Monkey, but I'm not stupid!"

"Okay, okay...here you go. Just look throught the playlists and if something catches your fancy, play it!"

Scanning the different mixes Daniel had made, Jack found one entitled "Classic Rock". That looked promising, so he double-clicked on it like Daniel had showed him.

The strains of Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" filled the room and Daniel turned to him with a grin.

"Great choice, Jack!" he shouted above the music.

Jack was playing no attention, for he was enthusiastically playing air guitar. Daniel chuckled, but had joined him with air drums by the end of the song. Next up was Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" and the two men took great delight in singing "Galileo!" as loud as they could.

Janet and Sam were walking by Daniel's workarea when they heard Queen being blasted and witnessed the sight of Jack and Daniel playing air instruments.

"I think we should stay for a few songs...this could be pretty entertaining!" Janet said.

"Oh yeah!" Sam replied wickedly.

The next song was the Beatles "If I Fell" and the women were shocked to hear the two men turn the music down and sing the song along with the music, Daniel on top and Jack on the bottom. Their voices blended beautifully together.

"I never knew Jack could sing." whispered Sam.

"Daniel either!"

Just as they began to think that there was great depth to them, "Smokin' In The Boys Room" came on and the girls were dismayed to see that they knew all the words.

"Men!" Janet said, shaking her head.

"I know." Sam grumbled.

Daniel sang "Pretty Woman" and left Janet fanning herself, much to Sam's amusement. It was the Major's turn to drool when Jack sang "Bad To The Bone", complete with swagger and strut.

"Frat regs, frat regs." Sam whispered.

Janet giggled and Sam pegged her with a fierce glare.

Just then, a techno beat could be heard, and Janet's eyes widened.

"Please tell me they're NOT going to dance!"

At first, they just bobbed their heads to it, then both women were shocked when Daniel stood up and started breaking it down. Jack jumped up next and though his moves were slightly more old school than Daniel's, there was no denying they could both bust a move. Sam almost lost it when Jack dropped to the ground and started doing "The Worm" and Daniel moonwalked, making Janet laugh so hard she was gasping for air.

The men gave each other a high 5, and then caught sight of the women. They froze, their hands still touching.

"Is there something you wanted to tell us, boys?" Sam asked cheekily.

They jumped away from each other in sheer fright.

"EWWWWW!" they cried.

"That's NOT funny Carter!" Jack said, shivering in disgust.

"I don't know...I found it pretty amusing..." Janet replied.

"That's because you're SICK!" Daniel yelled.

The 4 of them walked out the lab to go get something to eat, bickering good-naturedly.

General Hammond walked by, and looked inside. There was nobody there, and Daniel's computer was still playing music. It got done with's its current mix and began a new one. It was Daniel's "Super 70's" playlist and it brought back very fond memories for the General. Looking around, he saw no one so he went inside where he proceeded to shake a tail feather to Abba's "Dancing Queen".

They arrived back right in the middle of Earth, Wind, and Fire's "Let's Groove Tonight."

"Uncle George!" Sam cried, shocked.

The General spun around and turned beet red.

"One word of this to anyone..." he warned.

"I'll keep quiet if I get my computer back." Jack said, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Fine!"

"Yes!" Jack said, doing a little victory dance.

The computer was placed back in his office and soon an excited cry of "YESS! MINI-NINJA 3!" was heard.

Sam turned to the general.

"Aren't you the brilliant one..."

"Sam, it was blackmail...Jack has more contacts in the Pentagon than i do!"

"And I have more than Jack does."

The general looked at her.

"What do you want, Sam?"

"Simply put, no regs."

"Sam, I can't do that!"

"You can be pretty persuasive when you want to...besides, you need to soften up Dad."

General Hammond rolled his eyes.

"Ask me for the moon, why don't you!"

"Just promise Kinsey to keep Jack away from him for the rest of his life." she said sweetly.

The general's eyes held an evil gleam.

"If and only if I can do this, my debt to both of you is paid in full?"

She shrugged.

"I can't speak for Jack, but it would be a distinct possibility!"

"You frighten me more than Jack."

Sam raised an eyebrow.

"Uncle George..."

"You can hurt me!" he replied.

"And Jack can't?"

"Jack's too afraid to...you aren't!"

"You have a point, sir."

As she walked away, the general muttered, "All I ask is that you name your second son after me."

"UNCLE GEORGE!"