Disclamier- Please don't sue me i own nothing more than this pittiful computer...soo sad...lol

A/N- Also lots have wondered where harm is so this chapter furtherexplains that,and why he wouldn't call or talk to her, like i said you ask and i do...ps if any of you have an idea of a story you want written send it to me and i'll do my best to write it for you, but i don't do alot of mushy stories unless its a really good idea so there...lol

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"From: Alex ()
So if I asked you to stop writing Jag stories since you have absolutely no idea about the characters or their voices, would you stop? I don't even know how to critique this it was so bad. Just a few things - Harm would never threaten to slit a girl's throat. Mac would never allow herself to be beaten - plus she couldn't talk with a broken jaw. I could go on and on and on and on but I'll spare myself you and you the misery. I can only hope that you are a young teenager who knows no better. If you are an adult, that's scary."

Yes I am 15 and though I write like I don't have a clue I have seen every episode of JAG so no I write like this on purpose to be out of the ordinary because thats how my twisted little mind works and people if you read these stories and dislike them give me reviews like this but that doesn't mean i appreciate being called an idiot or stupid because i can promise my IQ IS better than most of yours it being 135 and i can also find about 50 more storis like this on this site. To my loving fans thanks for readin my twisted stuff and despite these replys I WILL NOT STOP unless i anm shown real errors in my ways... Love Ya All even the rude...lol. And ps dudes in case ya didn't know they're NOT real people and this is NOT a real show.

Mac Attack

"Harm, honey, can we go take a nap?" "Sure." Dana raked her hand across his chest and pulled on his shirt leading him up the stairs to their hotel room.

As they walked through the door the phone rang and Dana went after it as Harm went to lie down. 'Mac would so chew me out right now if she knew what I was doing, god Harm stop thinking about her you're setting yourself up to crash and burn I mean she hasn't even called you.'

Dana walked into the room and laughed. "What?" "Telemarketer." "Are you serious!" "Yes, what are you thinking about?" "Truthfully?" "Yes, no, is it Mac again?" Dana sat in a chair with a huff at her own statement. "Yes I just keep thinking how she would be so jealous of me." "Honey none of your friends have even tried to call you-" Dana was interrupted by a ringing and Harm went for the phone. "Harm, leave it-"

"Hello?" "I knew you were there." "AJ?" "Yes I just fucking called here and your girlfriend told me you were outside." "Really, I'm sorry we were just about to take a load off so maybe she thought I wouldn't want to talk." "Well I hope you think that after I tell you what else I know." "Say what?" AJ spent the next hour detailing all he knew about Dana intercepting his calls and Mac's predicament and Harm was furious as he hung up.

"You, I can't believe, I should, GOD GET OUT OF HERE NOW AND DON'T EVER, EVERRR COME NEAR ME AGAIN!" Harm was across the room but Dana could feel the air brushing her face from his scream. "Fine, I'll call you when I feel you've calmed down." Harm walked right into Dana's face, "If you ever come near me again I will personally slit your throat and that's a promise." Harm couldn't believe he just said that but he was so upset he didn't care.

Dana walked from their hotel room and Harm followed as soon as he got his stuff ready, he had to get back to Mac, fast.