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Summary: So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She's Head Girl…she's respectable…she's intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy…. and she's most likely going slightly insane.
A/N: Oh you guys are just too much! I was so thrilled when I saw new reviews when I got home from work! It absolutely brightened my day! I hope this chapter is up to your standards….
The Diary of Lily Evans Chapter Three
Crouched in the Corridor by the Common Room – a play by play as told by Chelsea Fanrae
Merlin this thought writing charm has come in handy. Lily ran after James the second he entered. He promptly (and rather intelligently) ran in the other direction. I think the murderous look on her face made him realise that Lily running towards him was BAD.
Anyways, I picked up this book and am now crouched in the hallway as Sirius is attempting to pry Lily off James before she kills him. It's kind of funny how he's laying flat on the floor and she's straddling him. Almost romantic except for the fact that she's attempting to choke him.
Oh look; Sirius finally pulled her away.
Oh Merlin does she look livid.
"Sirius Black! Let me go this instant!" Lily screams as she attempts to wriggle out of his strong grasp.
"Padfoot! Don't let her go! She's gonna kill me!" James whimpers as he pushes himself over to the wall and gets up slowly, massaging his throat. Lily does have a rather strong grip.
"Oh no, death is too good for you! I'm going to hex you for all eternity!" Lily screams again, even louder (she does have a good set of pipes, that one) and, pulling out her wand. That when she hexed James so his hair turned pink.
"SIRIUS! DO SOMETHING!"
"I'M TRYING JAMES!"
And Lily strikes again, hitting James with a curse to make him jump like a frog and ribbit. Ok, hang on; she has GOT to teach me that one. Uh oh, Sirius let her go and drew out his wand.
"Petrificus----" he started.
"I hope you like that pink hair James gave you." Lily says, smirking as she flicks her wand. And now they all have pink hair. Oh and now Sirius is petrified. He looks funny, lying on the floor with only his eyes moving. I'm glad Lily is my friend and not my enemy. That would suck. James is still acting like frog. Oh no, he's trying to be a smart arse…
"How about -ribbit- giving -ribbit- the frog -ribbit- a kiss, Princess? -ribbit-"
Merlin is he stupid sometimes. Oh no, she pointing her wand at him again.
"Miss. Evans, what is going on?"
Oh no, it's Mrs. McGonagall.
Oh MERLIN.
SHE'S SEEN ME.
In Professor Dumbledore's Office – In chair
YOU WROTE IN HERE! CHELSEA!
Technically, I thought in here.
That stupid charm I'm guessing?
It's actually quite useful. You just hold the book open and cast the spell and WHAM you think what you want to write. It's much quicker. Look, I'll teach it to you.
Wow. This is kind of cool.
Just be careful of what you think. You don't want your secret thoughts of a certain Mr. Potter creeping up on the page for just anyone to read.
The only thoughts I have for Mr. Potter are murderous ones.
Really? What happened to the grapes and the palm leaves? I imagine he was going to be shirtless too.SHUT UP! Sirius is trying to read this!
So is James, actually.
AH!
Oh calm down. Here comes Dumbledore.
Quick! Shut this brain thing off!
Lily, if you're going to keep a diary you must document everything accurately! If you just leave the book open and under the table where he can't see it, then you just think everything that's happening like story. That's how I wrote what happened before.
AND IF HE CATCHES US!
He'll find it amusing and offer us a sherbet lemon?Oh do be quiet.
Shhh… He's started talking. Now think.
Fine, fine.
"You know why you're all here," Dumbledore says, glaring at us all with deep contempt because we are all rotten people; especially James Potter.
He is not glaring, Lily. You have to be accurate.
It's MY diary.
Dumbledore continues, still glaring, but especially at the dirty rotten scoundrel Potter.
LILY!
Potter is of course trying to look innocent, but he is NOT. He turned my hair PINK. Unfortunately he is no longer hopping like a frog as Mrs. McGonagall reversed my hex.
Like I said, you have to teach me that one.
Anyways, Dumbledore has informed us that we will all be serving detention Saturday night.
"I expect the potions room to be spotless when you are done. Lily, I really expected more from you. I realise that this was retaliation for James and Sirius turning your hair pink, but as Head Girl I expected more from you. Also, along with your detention, you shall all keep your pink hair." He says, waving his wand as we all watch, horrified.
"The spell I've cast will stop anyone of you from trying to undo the pink hair spell. The only way it will change back is if the one who cast the spell forgives the person the person they cast it on."
That's a mouthful. Why am I even here? McGonagall just dragged me off cause I was watching.
Potter and Black look rather stupid, as they always do, because they ARE rather stupid. Dumbledore now turns to Chelsea.
Rather stupid people you who get top marks aside from you?
"Miss. Fanrae, I understand you were watching all of this?"
"Yes"
"Hmm, and you didn't stop it, why?"
"I didn't think pink hair would really help my complexion." Actualy, I was having to much fun documenting it. But I'm not going to tell HIM that.
"Hmmm…next time Miss. Fanrae, try to step in and do something. Now, before you all leave, would you like a sherbet lemon?"
Told you he'd offer us a sherbet lemon.
Oh sod off.
The Girls Dormitory – My bed, late at night
This is the only way I can write in here without Chelsea interrupting. She was right though, this thought charm is quite useful. I can just sit with my diary open in the dark and it writes everything down.
I can't believe I have detention on Saturday.
I have detention on Saturday with JAMES POTTER AND SIRIUS BLACK.
I won't live to tell the tale.
James Potter is THE MOST ANNOYING BOY ON THE PLANET.
And yet he's so adorable.
I DID NOT JUST THINK THAT!
I HATE JAMES POTTER! HE TURNED MY HAIR PINK! HE MADE ME GET A DETENTION!
And yet he's still so adorable, even with livid pink hair.
SHUT UP BRAIN!
Oh Merlin, Chelsea is going to read this in History of Magic tomorrow.
This thought spell is worse that the truth ink.
A/N: OK, there it is, the third chapter. I hope this one pleases you. I'm posting a lot to make up for when I go on holidays in a few days. I may post a very long one as a present. Don't forget to review!
Reviewer Responses!
Knubbelchen: I'm glad you like it and that you think it's well written! I'm not sure EXACTLY how many chapters there's going to be, but it should be a fair few. I have a main idea of the story line, but sometimes I just improvise certain things. I usually come up with ideas while I'm bored at work and then add then in some how.
Bucky Katt Rocks: I've read and love both series! The set up is slightly inspired by both, so I'm glad the connection is apparent…that means I'm doing something right :D
RonniekinzLuvr: Hehehe, glad you're enjoying it!
TacoBeesh: Thank you!
Liz the Laugh: Thank you!
Maylin-Chan: :D It's nice to know you like it so much!
Funkysirius: Thanks!