I don't own Code: Lyoko. I wish I did, but all I own are caramel apples. (The reviewers snatch them) Never mind. CAUTION! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS HUMOR AND RANDOMNESS! IF YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU WET YOURSELF, YOU CAN'T SUE! BWAHAHA!
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"It's so big!" Aelita said as she stood on the sidewalk.
"I wonder where we should start?" Jeremy asked.
"I want to go see a Broadway play! Oh, I want to see a movie! Oh, I want to go out for ice cream!" Aelita babbled on like this for some time.
"I'm sure we'll be able to do all of that stuff!" Jeremy said as he took her hand in his and walked off. They went to see the Broadway play Catz. (I LOVE THAT PLAY!)
"Macavity, Macavity. There's no one like Macavity. He's a fiend in a feline shape. He's the monster of depravity. Macavity's a ginger cat…" Aelita sang along with the Catz characters. Jeremy smiled and laughed to himself.
"No! It's not the real guy! Macavity's tricking you!" Aelita whispered to herself. Jeremy laughed. She's like a kid watching Blue's Clues.
"I can't believe it's over!" Aelita said as they left.
"Neither can I." Jeremy said. He enjoyed Aelita's voice. It was like his sun.
"Can we go see a movie now?" Aelita asked.
"Sure." Jeremy said as they walked again. They reached the Movie Theater and got popcorn, candy, and soda.
"Which movie would you like to see?" Jeremy asked.
"Um…if it's ok with you, I'd to see that one!" Aelita said as she pointed to a sign that said 'House of Wax.'(I've NEVER seen that movie and don't plan to.)
"That went by quickly." Jeremy said as they walked out.
"Yeah, well our authoress has never seen that movie. So she can't really put any detail into it." Aelita said.
"Since when do we have an authoress?" Jeremy asked.
"I don't know. I'm just trying to create the illusion." Aelita said as she shrugged.
"Want to go out and eat?" Jeremy said.
"Yes." Aelita replied. They were luckily standing right in front of a restaurant. Aelita whispered 'Thank you authoress' and walked inside.
"Hello sir. What would you like to drink?" The waiter asked. His name was Bob.
"Ok Bob, I'd like a root beer. What would like dear?" Jeremy asked.
"I'll have a root beer as well." Aelita replied.
"We'll have your drinks in a few minutes." Bob said as he walked off.
A few minutes later…
"Here are your drinks. Would you like some appetizers?" Bob asked.
"Yes please. We'll have the meat meets fish dish please." Jeremy said. Aelita nodded in agreement.
"Right away." Bob said as he walked off again.
"This is nice." Aelita said as she took a sip of root beer.
"Yes. I know." Jeremy said.
"Why can't we have any conversation authoress?" Aelita whispered.
"Because I'm tired and can't think of anything!" A girls voice said.
"Who said that?" Jeremy asked.
"I don't know." Aelita replied. Unknown to Jeremy, the authoress is sitting under their table writing this. Jeremy sighed and kicked his foot.
"OW!" A voice said.
Jeremy looked at Aelita and she opened her mouth really wide and said, "OWWWWW!" Unknown to Jeremy, he kicked the authoress of this chapter. So she got mad and kept erasing his tie. Then she'd rewrite it and erase it again.
"Where's the waiter?" Aelita asked.
"Oh yeah!" Was heard and then the waiter came. Apparently, the authoress was having so much fun she forgot about everything else.
"Thank you." Jeremy said as he ate some ribs. Aelita didn't want ribs. She ate the sushi.
Jeremy's POV:
Why is Aelita putting sushi under the table?
Normal POV:
"AHHA!" Jeremy shouted as he picked up the tablecloth.
"Oh no!" Aelita said as she covered her eyes. You would too! The authoress had sushi hanging out of her mouth and sauce on her face.
"Who are you?" Jeremy asked.
The authoress got up and said, "I am the all powerful authoress. This is all a dream…HEY! WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT OLD LADY? GET BACK TO EATING YOUR PRUNES!"
"What the--" Jeremy couldn't find the word.
"Uhhhh…I'll be outside that window Aelita!" The authoress said as she ran out of the restaurant and waved from the window.
"What would you like to order?" Bob asked.
"Sow cow. Monkey feet. Escargot. COW INTESTINES!" Jeremy said in high girly voice. Aelita looked out the window to see the authoress cracking up.
"Ok, ok." She said as she erased it and wrote something else.
"I'd like turkey with a side potatoes please." Jeremy said.
"And I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs with a side of corn on the cob." Aelita said. The waiter soon came back with their food. It was peaceful meal, all except for the incessant belching of Jeremy and the laughing of the authoress.
"We're not staying for dessert." Jeremy said as he paid the bill and pulled her out.
"Can we go for ice cream now?" Aelita asked.
"Sure, just hold on a second. OH BOYS!" Jeremy said as he snapped his fingers and two huge guys came and dragged the authoress into an alleyway by her arms. You hear the sound of punching and the authoress comes out unscaved.
"Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. No matter what you do you can't beat me because I'm…THE ALL POWERFUL AUTHORESS! BWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH…HAHA!" She said. Then, you hear sirens and men in white coats come and shoot the authoress in the butt with a tranquilizer dart. She passes out and falls into a straight jacket. They throw her in the back of the truck and drive off.
"Aw man!" Aelita said stamped her foot.
"What?" Jeremy asked.
"Until the authoress is conscious enough to write, she'll be in the loony bin and we'll have no chapter!" Aelita said.
"Then how are we talking now?" Jeremy questioned.
"…"
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That's the end of that. Next time…(Gets an announcer voice) Will Nicole get out of the loony bin? Will she make an army of loonies and attempt to take over the world? Will Aelita get her ice cream? These answers and more on the next episode of…LIFE AFTER LYOKO! (Normal voice) Review!