Disclaimer: See First Chapter

A/N: 200 REVIEWS! I GOT 200 REVIEWS! So I dedicate this chapter to everyone who has reviewed so far! I love you all!

Anyway, I'm happy you are all enjoying this. The past few chapters have been very hard to write. Hopefully when I'm over this hard part I'll be able to update sooner. I will warn you that there is a bit of bad language (as always) and Bolt moons someone. (I will not say who)

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Chapter 8-

"Why would a desert want to see me?" Bolt asked.

"He means Cornelius Fudge. He's the Minster of magic." Remus explained.

"Okay then. Why does he want to see me?" Bolt said.

"I think he wants proof that it's you" Dumbledore said.

"So this cake guy wants to see me because he wants to know it's me? That's kinda screwed up" Bolt said as Sirius and Remus walked to the fireplace.

"Come here Har—Bolt" Sirius corrected himself.

Bolt got up and remarked "It's a fireplace. You light fires in there."

Sirius rolled his eyes and grabbed Bolt by the shoulders and led him into the fireplace. Sirius grabbed some powder. Then whilst hold Bolt, he threw down the powder and yelled "The Ministry of Magic"

Bolt was laughing as he came out of the fireplace with Sirius.

"That was the most awesome thing I've ever done!" Bolt announced.

"You're easily amused then" Sirius answered.

Bolt rolled his eyes and looked around him. He had come from a fireplace on the left-hand side of the room. There were fireplaces on the other side of the room but there was a large line to get to them.

"Let's go then" Dumbledore and Remus had appeared beside them.

The group strolled towards the large golden gates. The man at the gate let them pass straight away. As they boarded the lift Bolt received many stares from the other occupants.

"Waddaya looking at cunt?" He asked a red-headed man.

"Harry!" Remus hissed at him.

"I'm sorry are you talking to me?" Bolt asked mockingly.

"Harry if you don't contain yourself I will put a Silencing Charm on you" Dumbledore told him calmly.

Bolt nodded but really had no idea what a threat it was. The lift stopped and two more wizards came in. Both stared at Bolt. To which Bolt pulled the finger at them. The two wizards avoided his eyes. The lift soon reached the destination and the group were off again.

"God you wizards are all freakin' faggots" Bolt remarked as more people continued to point at him.

"Harry. I warned you" Dumbledore pulled out his wand and waved it.

"Silenco"

Bolt yelled his outrage but no sound came out. His eyes widened and he launched forward to attack Dumbledore but Sirius and Remus held him back.

"Harry, we'll reverse the spell if you behave" Dumbledore told him.

Bolt looking dirty at him, gave him the finger.

"Ah Dumbledore!" A portly little man had come up behind them and outstretched his hand.

"Hello Minister" Dumbledore held out his hand and shook it.

"So where's Harry?" Fudge seemed a little excited about meeting him.

"Right here" Dumbledore motioned at Bolt.

"Oh" Fudge seemed surprised at his appearance.

Bolt barred his teeth in a dog-like way.

"Shall we go into your office?" Dumbledore asked.

"Ah, yes of course" Fudge seemed a little edgy around Bolt.

Walking into the office, Bolt took a seat and crossed his arms while Fudge conjured up some crumpets and offered some to the others.

"He doesn't seem to talk much" Fudge looked over at Bolt.

"That's because we put a silencing charm on him, otherwise you'd be hearing the language of the streets" Remus told him.

"Oh right"

Bolt decided since he couldn't verbally abuse them that he would be destructive.

"And he was in London the whole time?" Fudge asked.

"Yes. Your ministry team obvious didn't look very hard" Sirius replied coldly.

"We thought he'd be dead by now! It wasn't reported that he was abandoned until he was eleven!" Fudge exclaimed.

"You still could have at least looked instead of declaring him dead" Remus said.

"Be that as it may I—"Fudge's words were interrupted by Bolt kicking the door.

"What is he doing?" Fudge asked.

Sirius sighed and got up and dragged Bolt back to his seat.

"What's wrong with him? Is he brain damaged?" Fudge asked, eying him worryingly.

"I think Bolt is trying to be rebellious" Remus replied.

"Er.....Minster?" A shy woman pocked her head in.

"Yes Abigail" Fudge said.

"There is a mob of reporters here to see you" Abigail told him.

Fudge got up and walked outside, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius and Bolt followed him.

"Minister!" "Over here!" "Is this really Harry Potter?" "Did you lie when you said he was dead?" the calls of reports echoed throughout the hall.

They all gasped when the saw Bolt.

"Harry!" "Where have you been?" "Did you know about this?" They called to him.

Bolt did the first thing that came to his mind. He smiled, turned around and pulled down his pants. And the whole hall got an eyeful of Harry Potter's rear end.

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Okay it was short but I promise that I will update within the next two weeks. I enjoyed that. If you can't tell Bolt is trying to be as tough and offensive as possible. He will calm down a bit but it's in his nature.