Disclaimer: First Chapter

A/N: Okay, well this is the quickest update I've ever done so may you all be happy and enjoy it cuz this is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME thing. Anyway, here's the fantastic chapter that you've all been waiting for….Bolt/Harry goes to Hogwarts. I'd also like to note that I can't do Stan's stupid accent thingy so he's talking pretty normal.

This story started in the beginning September and the past thirteen chapters have spanned over about 2 months so it's currently November.

Thank you all reviewers and may you all have an excellent Christmas.

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Chapter 14

"You cannot wear that" Remus said as they stood outside the house ready to go on the Knight Bus to Hogwarts.

"What!" Bolt exclaimed. "What do you mean I can't wear this? Blondie got it for me as a good luck gift" Bolt looked down at his shirt that had the Nazi symbol on it.

"Yes and I don't know where Blondie got that but it's extremely offensive and you are NOT wearing it" Remus scolded.

Bolt laughed. "You can't make me take it off."

Remus took out his wand. "Oh can't I?"

"Remus" Sirius walked out of the house with Bolt's trunk. "If he feels like he needs to wear it, let him wear it."

Remus sighed and put his wand away. "If anyone curses you for it may it be on your own head"

Bolt grinned at Sirius as he stuck out his wand. A large bang made him jumped about four feet backwards into a hedge.

"You need a hand?" Sirius asked as Remus put the trunks on the bus.

"No, I'm going to fucken sleep in the hedge!" Bolt snapped.

Sirius offered him a hand and Bolt grabbed it. Pulling him up Bolt asked "What the hell is that?"

Sirius pushed him forward. "It's the Knight Bus"

When Bolt got on and saw all the mismatched chairs, he let out a laugh. "You wizards, you never do anything right"

"Sit down" Sirius shoved him in a leather armchair. Leaning back with his hands behind his head Bolt couldn't help but remark. "This is the life"

Sirius and Remus had sat on a couch that reminded Bolt of the one he had called a bed for the last two months.

"We'll be at Hogwarts soon. You're going to love it Harry" Remus said.

"Yeah I'm going to shake that place up" Bolt grinned.

"We should plan a prank together, you can take credit for it since 'I'm a teacher' '' Sirius did his impersonation of Remus.

"We should light something on fire" Bolt mussed. "Is there a place where they keep the mops and stuff, they're always the best to burn"

"You will not be burning anything" Remus groaned.

Sirius was shaking his head. "You're to uptight Moony. Let the kid burn things"

Remus gave Sirius a hard look. "You" He pointed a finger at him. "Sirius Black are a bad influence"

Sirius shrugged. "We all have our uses"

As the bus jolted forward, the seats slid and Bolt groaned "Why don't the dickheads just bolt the seats down?"

"Hang on" The pimple faced boy from upfront (who had said when they flagged the bus down his name was Stan) had come over. "You're 'Arry Potter!"

"Well no duh!" Bolt rolled his eyes.

"Read about you in the paper. You mooned all those people at the ministry" Stan said.

Bolt grinned. "Yeah it was hell fun! My ass on the front page of the paper! Cake was very happy about that"

"It's Fudge" Remus said.

"What's Fudge?" Bolt asked innocently.

"You know his name is Fudge" Remus said.

Bolt shrugged as Stan looked wide eyed at Sirius. "You're Sirius Black!"

"Gee, this guy's real quick" Bolt remarked as Sirius grinned and pulled out his wand.

"Yeah I'm Sirius Black, do you have a problem with that?" Sirius asked as he stroked his wand.

Stan shook his head and rushed back up the front and he remained there until he announced their arrival at Hogwarts.

"This is Hogsmeade" Remus said as they walked off the bus. Bolt scanned it. There were two pubs and a few stores.

"Dumbledore said Hagrid was going to meet us at Hogsmeade station" Sirius waved his wand and the three trunks levitated behind him.

"If I remember right, Hogsmeade station is right" They turned a corner and stood outside a station. "Here"

"Remus! Sirius!" The biggest man that Bolt had ever seen waved at them.

"Hello Hagrid. Are we going by boat or by carriage?" Remus asked when he walked up to him.

"Carriage. There's a special feast where Harry's gonna get sorted and this must be him" He smiled when he saw him.

"Yo, sup" Bolt greeted.

"It's good to see yer Harry, what are yer wearing?" Hagrid looked down at Bolt's shirt.

"You don't like my shirt?" Bolt asked mischievously.

"It's…..very nice" Hagrid said.

Bolt snickered and Sirius thumped him on the back of the head. "Come on let's get a carriage"

Riding up to Hogwarts was uneventful and when they entered the entrance hall they were greeted by a stern looking witch.

"Professor McGonagall" Sirius greeted her.

"Hello Mr. Black, fancy seeing you as a teacher" she smiled.

"I know. I feel like such a traitor after all the times I pranked you" Sirius said as Remus rolled his eyes.

McGonagall laughed then continued. "I will lead you into the hall. You two" She looked at Sirius and Remus. "Will be introduced then will sit at the teachers table. We have the sorting hat ready for Harry"

"So is he attending classes or tutoring?" Sirius asked.

"He will be in the third year dorms but he will not be attending third year classes" She explained.

"You mean I have to sleep in a room with all guys?" Bolt asked. "Doesn't that sound kinda gay?"

Sirius swatted him and Remus told Professor McGonagall to ignore him.

"Well I think we're ready" She said giving Bolt a funny look at his shirt.

Opening the doors to the Great Hall, Bolt looked up and was amazed at the ceiling. It looked as if there was no ceiling at all but just a glass roof.

"Students, Teachers" Professor Dumbledore announced. "I would like you all to welcome Professors Black and Lupin" There was a small applause but mostly whispers at the name Black. Sirius and Remus took a seat at the table and watch as Professor McGonagall took out the sorting hat.

"Just sit on the stool and I'll place the hat on your head" She reassured him.

Bolt sat down and the hat fell over his eyes. He soon heard a voice in his ear.

Well, well, well. I should have sorted you many years ago but never mind. I see you are willing to boost your intelligence, a Ravenclaw trait but yet you are brave. Very brave. A Gryffindor trait. You have cunning and lots of it. A Slytherin trait. So where to put you? Hmmm I see what would happen if I put you in each house and I see you at your best in………GRYFFINDOR!

Bolt felt the hat being pulled off his head. Professor McGonagall pointed to the Gryffindor table not that she needed to, it was in an uproar.

To red headed twins were yelling out. "We got Potter! We got Potter!" As he sat down many people shook his hand. He caught Remus and Sirius smiling greatly at him. It was one of the first times they looked proud of him. That made Bolt feel weird. While he enjoyed offending them, it felt nice to actually do something they were proud of.

"Welcome to Gryffindor" A red headed boy shook his hand. "I'm Percy Weasley, head boy"

"Sup Bolt or Harry Potter. I prefer Bolt" He shook his hand.

Dumbledore cleared his throat and everyone quietened down. "Welcome Harry. I'm sure you will enjoy Hogwarts. So now, let's eat" Food appeared at the table and Bolt exclaimed.

"This place totally rocks!"

"So you're going to be in third year then?" A girl with bushy hair asked.

"I'm in the third year dorms but I'm not going to classes, to dumb for that yet" He remarked. "Do you have a name gorgeous?"

The girl went pink but answered strongly "Hermione Granger"

He smiled. The girl reminded him strongly of Blondie for some reason. "Well I'm Harry Potter or Bolt. I like being called Bolt better"

"I hope you like Hogwarts" She smiled.

"Hey" Bolt grinned. "With gorgeous women like you around what's not to enjoy?"

Hermione went even redder but before she could say anything more a chubby looking boy introduced himself. "Hi Harry, I'm Neville Longbottom"

"Sup dawg? Bolt's the name. Don't go calling me Harry, pisses me off" Bolt answered.

"Hello" Two girls had showed up in front of him. "I'm Lavender Brown" One of them shook his hand.

"And I'm Parvati Patil" The other shook his hand.

"Bolt" He shook both their hands. "Are all the Hogwarts girls this hot or are you three just the pick of the litter?" He put on his charm. Getting girls was easy. No one could resist his street charm.

"Three?" Lavender asked puzzled.

Bolt nodded to Hermione and they burst out laughing. "Her? Are you blind?"

Bolt laughed and Hermione bowed her head. "Me blind? I do not think so. I know good looking chicks when I see them. She is one and you better believe it"

The two girls seemed taken aback by this comment but sat down by him anyway.

"Why are you wearing a Nazi shirt?" Lavender asked.

Bolt looked down at it and smiled. "Blondie gave it to me. As a good luck gift. I'm not sure where she got it though"

Lavender looked at him. "Is Blondie your girlfriend?"

Bolt laughed. "Hell no! Blondie is like my sister"

That seemed to relax the girls a bit and he flirted while he noticed Hermione fading away into the background.

"Is it hard growing up on the streets?" Pavarti asked.

"I don't know any different. The Street is my home. I lived there for thirteen years so it's like living at home" Bolt answered.

As the feast ended, he walked out with the two girls hanging off him. "We'll show you to the common room, then maybe we can help you out a bit"

Bolt grinned as they walked off. This was going to be an experience.

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Yes. I know. Bolt's a man ho. Hehehe. Don't worry. He's not going to do anything too bad. Yet.