Disclaimer: See First Chapter
A/N: You've all been asking me about what Bolt/Harry is going to do that will totally freak out everyone. I've had suggestions and I know what I'm gonna do. Trust me; Hogwarts will never be the same again. Bolt meets Snape in this chapter and well I'm sure you'll find out.
I also had a very nasty review saying how terrible this story is and that I've must have deleted all the flames because there should be more. Well all I have to say is IN YOUR FACE! I deleted you. Hahahahahaha. I'd also like to point out if it was so bad why do I have all these people reviewing it telling me to write more?
Anyway I'll stop raving and thank everyone who reviewed it and if they had any problems they told me in a good way.
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Chapter 15
Bolt's night was an interesting one. He had to share a room with four other boys. He asked why couldn't he sleep with the girls and was answered it wasn't proper. He'd then proceeded to say how fucked up Hogwarts was and sat in a big armchair in the common room.
"It's so true" Pavarti said as she looked at Bolt's hand. She was doing palmistry and Bolt was enjoying having her touching his hand.
"So what does my hand say? I'm going to have a big house with a fast car and loads of chicks?" Bolt asked.
Pavarti looked at his hand closely. "You have a very short life line" She sounded alarmed.
"Which one is that?" Bolt looked at his hand. Pavarti pointed to a line that looked normal to him but played along. "No! I'm going to die young. I guess I'll have to rock up Hogwarts pretty quick then" Bolt winked at her.
"What a load of rubbish" A voice said from behind them.
"Why hello Hermione!" Bolt grinned. "Care to join us. The more the merrier."
Hermione shook her head. "I just wanted to tell you that Pavarti is as much of a seer as a you are polite"
"Excuse me I am very polite" Bolt pretended to look offended
"Professor Trelawney said I was an excellent seer!" Pavarti cried.
"She is a fraud, she doesn't possess any sort of sight" Hermione said shrilly.
Pavarti jumped up when Bolt decided to intervene. "Hey if you guys wanna fight I'll go find a mud puddle"
Hermione looked at him with a disgusted look and walked off.
"She is so annoying. She recons she knows everything." Pavarti huffed.
Bolt shrugged. "Forget about it. So what line shows my girlfriends?"
Pavarti smiled. "This line" She ran her finger along it. "The heart line. Your's is very long which mean there are going to be a lot of girls in your life"
"Hmm, guess I better start now shall I?" Bolt's smile widened.
"Harry?" Bolt cringed as he turned around to see his godfather with a cheeky grin on his face.
"Yes Sirius?" Bolt asked as Pavarti looked wide eyed at Sirius.
"I heard you were complaining about the dorms" Sirius asked, trying his best to ignore Pavarti.
Bolt snorted. "Yeah this school is majorly fucked up, we have to sleep in all guy dorms! Sounds gay to me."
Sirius shook his head. "Honestly, did you really expect to sleep with girls?"
Bolt shrugged. "I'm used to sleeping in a big room on the floor with a bunch of other kids, no matter what age sex or species."
"Well this is Hogwarts and they are picky about that" Sirius said.
"Well Hogwarts needs some shaking up" Bolt held his hands together. "And I am just the man to do it."
Sirius shook his head. "I just came to tell you that we're proud you're in Gryffindor and that you better get some sleep. You have to get up at the same time as everyone else."
"I'm not sleeping with all guys. Who knows what they'll do. They might rape me up the ass or something." Bolt exclaimed.
Sirius sighed. "That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I slept like that for all seven years of Hogwarts!"
"And that's why you and Wolfie got it going on?" Bolt teased.
"Goodnight Harry" Sirius walked off.
"Can I sleep with you?' Bolt turned to Pavarti.
"What?" She gasped.
Bolt laughed. "Kidding. Come on my street sense has taught me to at least be subtle."
Pavarti nervously laughed. "Speaking of sleep, I better be going. It's quite late."
"Goodnight then. Thanks for the reading. I now know so much about my palms" Bolt laughed.
"Goodnight" Pavarti walked off upstairs.
Bolt curled up in his chair. He was sleeping there for the night. He didn't trust these wizards.
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"Potter! Oi Potter"
"Fuck off" Bolt mumbled.
"Come on Potter wake up!" Someone gave him a sharp shove.
"Ugh. What?" Bolt opened one eye to see one of the twins he met the night before.
"We got told by Professor McGonagall to tell you that you have to go to the great hall and talk to her."
"She's the old broad?" Bolt stretched and yawned.
"That'd be her"
Bolt got up and went upstairs and looked in his trunk. He wasn't sure what exactly he was going to do to shake things up but he would walk around like normal for a few days then blow their minds with something awesome.
The great hall was mostly empty when Bolt showed up. He wasn't wearing the robes that Sirius and Remus had bought for him. He refused to wear such crappy clothes.
"So Mr. Potter you think that you're above everyone else that you don't have to wear school uniform?" A sly voice asked.
Bolt turned around and came face to face with a pale man with greasy hair. "I don't think I'm above anyone. We're all equal. I just choose to not wear the uniform. I'm using my right of freedom" Bolt told him.
"You must wear the uniform, its school rules" He snarled.
"Who the hell are you anyway?" Bolt asked.
"Mr. Potter, there you are" The old looking witch from the night before had walked up behind him.
"Hey who is this greasy dude? He's insulting me and I wanna know who he is!" Bolt asked.
"This is Professor Snape" She said.
"Snape…Snape…Snape…I've heard that name somewhere before" Bolt mused.
His lip curled. "I'm sure your godfather has told some stories about your father; the arrogant boy he was."
Bolt's face lit up in remembrance. "You're Snivellus! Holy shit dude! I thought you'd be like some snotty kid or something!"
Snape's eyes seemed to flicker with anger and Bolt swore he would have lunged at him if it wasn't for McGonagall.
"I must talk Mr. Potter here about his tutoring. Excuse me" She led him away and Bolt waved. He had found his first target.
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Hermione loved the library. She enjoyed it because of all the interesting books and because it was a place where people liked to be gone quickly. On her visit that day she was surprised to see Bolt there. He was sitting on a desk with a book entitled "Simple Charms".
"Ah hem" She said when she got close to him.
He looked up and grinned. "Hey gorgeous, you like reading to huh? I've only just learnt to read and I wanna make sure I can read as steadily as the rest of the class next year."
She seemed surprised. "You couldn't read before?"
Bolt shook his head. "How could I? I lived on the streets. Everyday was a struggle to live another day."
"I'm sorry" Hermione said.
Bolt shrugged. "No big deal sweetheart. So what you reading?"
Hermione blushed and held out her book on ancient runes. Bolt examined it. "Cool. Ancient Runes. I'm starting with simple stuff ya know" He waved his book.
Hermione nodded. "That's good. I started with that."
"Well can you help me with this spell?" He asked, pointing to a line in the book.
Hermione leaned over and raised her eyebrows. "A skin colour spell? Why would you want to know that?"
Bolt smiled. "I have my reasons."
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He'd asked Sirius where Snape's room was. When he was questioned Bolt had only said he was 'settling a score' that Sirius told him. Now he was standing over the professors sleeping form.
Sticking his wand out he murmured the spell that would keep Snape's skin changing colour for the next forty eight hours. Pranking was so much better with magic….
When Professor Snape entered the hall the next day there was an eerie silence. His skin was bright pink and it began to change to a nice carrot orange. He spoke to Dumbledore before sweeping out of the hall. There was a moment of utter silence before the whole hall burst out laughing.
Remus was giving him a suspicious look while Sirius gave him a thumbs up. Soon he had Hermione in his face.
"So that is why you wanted to know the skin changing spell?" She demanded.
Bolt grinned. "Funny eh? You ain't seen nothing yet." Bolt got up and walked out of the hall. Making Hermione wonder what he had installed for them.
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Hehehe. Poor old Snape. I do feel for him. What's installed for next chapter? Well let's just say everyone gets to see a part of Bolt that none of them wanted to see.