a/n: hello! i swear ever since i thought of using this song i've become a two year old again and i'm totally in love with the song now so please forgive me in case i write something very stupid(more stupid than normal.) and yet again i need a disclaimer. but how can i write one without giving the song away?
disclaimer: i do not own this song. i wish i did its amazing!(forgive me) however it belongs to the genius who thought of it!
ok so now i leave you with my next chapter: mambo no. 5!i hope its funny but i'm not holding my breath.here we go...
Mambo no. 5
The next hour passed quickly, seeing performances from many girl groups, one of which burst into tears afterwards, as well as a very drunk Seamus puking all over Snape that earned him detention for a month and a lot of praise from the Gryffindors.
Hannah Abbott attempted a terrible version of 'my heart will go on' which ended in her being carted off to the hospital wing after Theodore Nott hit her with a strange jinx that made her turn into a mushroom.
There was no queue after her as everyone was discussing what Theodore's punishment would be. This was viewed as an opportunity for Blaise to prove to Draco that he could sing better than his blond friend ever could. He swaggered up to the bench and began to look for the song. Draco noticed what he was up to and shouted across the hall, 'Blaise! You dare sing that song! I swear to god I will disown you if you do!' the other seventh years laughed but Blaise ignored him and eventually found the song he wanted.
Draco was looking livid. 'Blaise!' he shouted threateningly. Harry had no idea why his boyfriend was overreacting like this and thought he should ask. 'What's the problem?'
Draco tore his eyes away from Blaise and fixed Harry with a penetrating stare. 'the only song that he knows all the words to is the most embarrassing one known to humanity. He better not sing it.' Draco looked frantically to the front where Blaise had started the song. He waved at Draco and began.
(do you really need me to go through it again?ok brief version: brackets actions, italics bits that are spoken over the song. ok here we go. the dancing is really corny but it's Blaise so...)
(Speaking)Are you ready Bob?
Yes!
How about you Lofty?
Ring ringI'm a bit scared!
Ok team…let's go!
(singing) 1,2,3,4,5
Everybody's outside so come on lets ride
To the builder's yard around the corner (he points)
The gangs all here and its time for us to do what we wanna!
There's a house with a roof that leaks (points to the ceiling)
Its an urgent job and it could take us weeks!
There's Dizzy, Lofty, and Roly too!
And Wendy always knows just what to do! That's right!
And there's no job too big or small (shakes his head)
With Scoop and Muck we can do it all! (nods)
Metal, brick or wood it's all good!
And we can always send in the tractor!
(He mimes building)
A little bit of timber and the saw (mimes using a saw)
A little bit of fixing that's for sure (nods)
A little bit of digging up the roads (mimes digging)
A little bit of moving heavy loads
A little bit of tiling on the roof
A little bit of making waterproof
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand (pretends to mix)
A little bit of Bob the builder man! (Indicates himself)
Ready? Go!(He does the actions as he says them)
Jump up and down (jumps madly)And move it all around (twirls)
Mix it up to the sound
Dig a hole in the ground (more digging)
Take one step left
And one step right okay
And one to the front right
And one to the side yes
Clap your hands once (claps)
And clap your hands twice (claps again)
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right! (Nods)
(More pretending to be a builder)
A little bit of timber and the saw (sawing)
A little bit of fixing that's for sure
A little bit of digging up the roads (digging)
A little bit of moving heavy loads
A little bit of tiling on the roof
A little bit of making waterproof
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand (mixing)
A little bit of Bob the builder man!
Mambo number 6 and 7, 8!
I say, is this mambo number 5?
6 and 7, 8?
Tractor!
Tractor!
That's a lovely job, bob!
A little bit of timber and the saw (he's a little out of breath but still saws)
A little bit of fixing that's for sure
A little bit of digging up the roads (digging)
A little bit of moving heavy loads
A little bit of tiling on the roof
A little bit of making waterproof
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand (more exhausted mixing)
A little bit of Bob the builder man!
There's Roly, Lofty, Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
So much work to keep us all busy
And can we fix it? (Shrugs)
Yes we can! (Nods)
With the team and Bob the builder man! (Points to himself)
A little bit of Bob, Bob, Bob the builder man!
He finishes and waits for an applause that never comes. People burst out laughing and he looks extremely pleased with himself. He notices his blond friend being restrained by Harry and laughs too. Just as he goes over to meet them Harry releases his boyfriend, who lunged at Blaise and began war screaming. Everyone nearby backed away to watch the unfolding scene before them. Draco was tearing at Blaise and Blaise couldn't fight back because of laughing too much. Eventually Draco pulled his wand and turned Blaise into a mini Bob the builder toy. Just as he was about to pull it to pieces Professor McGonagall stepped in and reverted Blaise to his original form.
She gave Draco an evil look and then walked back to the teacher's table in the corner. It had not been a very pleasant evening for her so far. It had been embarrassing to say the least after a drunken Hagrid had tried to sing ' And I will always love you' and then fallen back to squash two tables and many chairs. Luckily no student was hurt in the process.
Blaise glared at Draco and then walked off to find Pansy. Draco smirked and then turned to face Harry who looked extremely pissed off.
'Well done Draco' he hissed. Draco couldn't understand what was wrong and attempted to find out, but before he could ask Harry continued.
' We needed him!'
'What for?' Draco asked bemused.
'For our song! We need four people!'
'Well who were the four going to be?' Draco was getting more and more confused every second.
'Well you and me obviously, Blaise and Seamus.' Harry muttered. Draco let out a small giggle.
'Finnegan? The amazing puking leprechaun?' he laughed again. Harry gave him a look and Draco shut up.
'Yes Seamus. Its either him or Finch-Fletchley.' Harry shrugged.
'Definitely Seamus then.' He sighed. He took a swig from his drink and sat down to watch a group of Ravenclaws trying to sing Liberty x 'Just a little'.
The hour after that dragged on with no one with any real talent coming on stage.
Just as Draco was thinking of leaving something came on stage that caught his eye…
a/n: aha!i got a cliffie in there! i have no idea where this is going now but oh well, i have a day to think about it so i'll reveal all tomorrow. i just like keping you in suspense!muhaha!so now i have to go andlisten to more bob the builder (not really)but i'll be back tomorrow!(hears a groan)bye!