Disclaimer: See first chapter

A/N: Got some news for you all! First is that I turned fifteen the other day. Second is that I made 400 reviews!

I will warn everyone before they read on. This chapter involves nudity and Bolt consistently talking about his…thing. It also mentions about a football game which in England is actually Soccer

Thank You to all reviewers who made my day when I saw I had made 400 reviews. This chapter is dedicated to Jennifer who was my 400th reviewer!

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Chapter 16

The first impression of Quiddich that Bolt got was it was dangerous and extreme. This match was Ravenclaw verses Slytherin.

"And Slytherin scores" The commentator, Lee Jordan said this very weakly.

Bolt watched as the people on the brooms dodged the balls flying around. He wondered if anyone had ever streaked through the middle of the game like Lucky had done once. He smiled at the memory.

"I can't believe you're going to do this!" Zazza said. He had been thirteen at the time and had only been with the street crew for a little while. Bolt had been eleven at the time and had an instant repour with Zazza.

"I was dared to and I'm not a wuss" Lucky told him as they made their way to the toilet blocks on the field. The game was a local one, that meant that Lucky would probably be on the local news since they always did a story about the local football team.

"Are you okay with people seeing your…thing" Blondie asked. She was grinning cheekily as if she was looking forward to seeing Lucky naked.

"Half of them will die when they see the size of it" Lucky joked.

"We're gonna find some good seats" Zazza said.

They had left Lucky to strip down and run out of the toilets.

"Hey guys over here!" Blondie waved from the top of the bleachers. "Here's some kick ass seats!"

They had sat there for about five minutes and then they saw Lucky run out. It was hilarious. Lucky had run onto the field, did a cartwheel and grabbed the ball and ran off. They never got the ball back since no one really wanted to tackle a naked guy.

Bolt smiled as Lee Jordan announced that Slytherin had won the game. The next match would be in a week's time when Gryffindor played Slytherin. Bolt had already decided what he was going to do…

"Easy isn't it?" Sirius said as Bolt zoomed around on the broom.

"Yeah" Bolt replied. It was going dark and Bolt had asked Sirius to teach him how to fly. Sirius had obliged and now he was confidently flying around as if he'd been born on a broom.

The problem was now Bolt had to figure out how to ride a broom naked without seriously doing some damage to his dick.

"Did you like the Quiddich game?" Sirius asked as Bolt continued to fly around.

"Yeah it was awesome"

"Your father was a great Quiddich player" Sirius said, his voice distance.

"Oh" Bolt landed and saw the look on Sirius's face. He always had it whenever he spoke about Bolt's parents.

"Er…Sirius?" Bolt asked as Sirius shook his head.

"Come on let's go back inside" Sirius said.

Bolt nodded and headed for the castle.

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The week went fast and soon the Quiddich game came around. Bolt's plan was ready. He wasn't wearing anything under his cloak and the broom he was using was hidden in the changing rooms. The plan was to disappear half way through the game and fly through, grab a ball and fly off.

" 'Ello Harry" Bolt turned to see Hagrid standing beside him.

"Sup?" Bolt casually remarked.

"Just thought I'd say hello" He said. "Yer look a bit cold"

Bolt shrugged. He was feeling a bit cold since he had nothing on. He was a bit worried that his dick would freeze off.

"Angelina has the quaffle. Great chaser she is. Still won't go out with me thought…" Lee commented as Bolt laughed.

"Yer settling in good?" Hagrid asked.

"Yeah I refuse to sleep in a dorm with all boys though. It's really gay" Bolt said.

"I heard about that. Sirius says you keep sleeping in the common room."

Bolt nodded. "It's cool in there. Plus I always get a wake up call from someone passing by."

"It's stupid that's what it is!" Someone announced.

Bolt turned to see Hermione looking at him angrily.

"Hey gorgeous" Bolt smiled.

"You have to be different from everyone else don't you!" She said shrilly.

"It's not that. I just don't trust them. They all look like jerk offs to me." Bolt shrugged.

"That's not very nice" Hagrid said.

"They are! You know that Ron guy? Definitely gay! Have you seen the jumpers he wears?"

Hermione shook her head. "Ron is just short of money. He has loads of brothers"

"He's gay and the Seamus guy, I believe he swings both ways." Bolt said.

"You are impossible!" Hermione snapped.

Bolt shrugged. "Who cares." Then he caught the time. "Sorry babes gotta run. Things to do ya see" He winked and rushed off down to the changing rooms.

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Ron hated being seeker. Malfoy always beat him and made fun of him since his broom was pathetic.

"Oy Weasel!" Malfoy drawled. "I think we might beat you this time" He smiled.

"Push off Malfoy!" He snapped. As he heard some cheers from the other end of the pitch,

Both turned to see a naked Harry Potter flying a broom waving the snitch in his hand.

"Harry Potter had caught the snitch!" Lee was yelling.

Whilst everyone else was either laughing or cringing Bolt was having the time of his life. He flew around waving the snitch for a little while before flying back down and rushing into the dressing rooms.

"This game has been forfeited until we can get the location of the snitch" Lee called.

"Potter's mad but I recon he'd make a great seeker." Ron heard Oliver Wood remark.

Ron suddenly had this sinking feeling that he was gonna be replaced.

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"You had to do it didn't you!" Remus yelled at Bolt who was sitting with his cloak wrapped around him.

"Where's your sense of humour?" Bolt asked.

"Yeah Remus it was pretty funny" Sirius remarked.

"SIRIUS!" Remus cried. "You're supposed to be telling him off!"

Sirius shrugged. "It was funny Remus and besides, Gryffindor were getting beaten"

"Mr. Potter" McGonagall had appeared. "For that…interesting display, you will be receiving a weeks detention"

Bolt sighed. "And" She continued. "I would like to offer the position of house seeker to you"

Bolt raised his eyebrows. "You mean you want me to get that little golden ball?"

She nodded. "While your display was…disgusting…it also showed your potential as a Quiddich player."

Bolt grinned. "Sweet! I'll do it!"

McGonagall smiled. "Maybe we can beat Slytherin this year after all."

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The news spread fast and soon everyone was congratulating him. Everyone expect one person.

"So you think you can replace me huh?" Ron was in his face as soon as he'd left the Great Hall.

"Just cuz I'm better than you doesn't mean you should get all pissed" Bolt remarked.

"You just think you can waltz right in here and kick me off the team?" He yelled.

"You obviously sucked. So they gave it to me, I'm not just famous for my scar you know" Bolt laughed as he pushed past him.

"That's it Potter you're going down!" Bolt turned to see Ron launch himself at him…

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I know I shouldn't have done it and now I'm gonna get a thousand reviews saying that I'm nasty leaving it hang like that but it was too good to resist.