a/n: i'm sorry i didn't post yesterday like i promised but i had more homework than i planned on.damn teachers, but i'm free of them for a week!hurrah!but anyway i've written the chapter now and i've put in two songs to extend it a little.i think the next one will be the final/penultimate one where i reveal the boy'ssong and everything.and then i may be back with my sins story.sound ok?i need a discalimer.
i do not own either of these songs or harry potter people/places butyou know that already.
so now i can start the chapter.here we go...
Miracles and fast food.
Draco was just about to leave when something came on stage that caught his eye…
Ernie Macmillan, Justin finch-fletchly, Terry Boot and Michael Corner were walking onto the bench dressed in their normal evening wear. (This wasn't that normal considering it was a well known fact all four of them had jobs in Hogsmeade as drag-queens.) They each took a microphone and turned to face the crowd.
Ernie selected their chosen song, straightened his purple wig and they started singing.
All:
I believe in miracles
Where you from
you sexy thing
I believe in miracles
since you came along
you sexy thing
(They all remove their jackets.)
Justin:
Miracles right before my eyes
you sexy thing got me hypnotised
don't stop what ya' doing
what ya' doing to me (he and terry remove their skirts to reveal black fishnet tights and suspenders.)
Michael:
My angel from above lying next to me
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing (he and Ernie also reveal blue stockings and pink suspenders)
How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me (they all rip off the black feathered corsets to reveal hairy chests, all apart from Justin who's had obviously been shaved.loser)
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing (they bend down and start to unbuckle their high-heeled sparkly shoes.)
Terry:
Only yesterday I was on my own
Just another day later my mind was blown
You sexy thing come into my life
Forever and a day it feels so right (again he and Justin roll down their tights to reveal their straggly haired legs.)
Ernie:
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing (him and Michael rip off their own blue stockings passionately and Ernie falls over.)
How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me (they all remove their penultimate pieces of clothing so that all they are dressed in is either a sequined thong or pink G-string)
I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing (they run their fingers along the top of their underwear)
You sexy thing (they wink)
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing (they rip off their remaining clothing so that everyone in the hall gasps)
Kiss me baby (they kiss each other)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Touch me baby (they trace their fingers across each others chests)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Kiss me baby (they walk out into the crowd, to much displeasure)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Touch me baby (they each find a person from a different house Ron, dean, Crabbe and Goyle. and do a mini lap dance.)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Kiss me baby (Michael who was sitting on top of the drunk dean has just been pushed onto the floor by a jealous Seamus)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Touch me baby (terry is caressing Ron's face which is turning more and more red by the second)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Kiss me baby (Crabbe is thoroughly enjoying the naked Justin dancing in his lap Justin looks unsure how to feel)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Touch me baby (Ernie is getting carried away and him and Goyle are now on the floor on top of each other)
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
You sexy thing (the song ends and the four boys go to gather their clothes and then run from the hall extremely embarrassed)
The people left in the hall looked at each other uncomfortably but burst out laughing when Draco announced loudly 'I look far better than them naked, and I have better stripping moves than them too!' Harry shook his head at the blonde and noticed that no one seemed willing to go on stage. 'Not yet, wait until everyone is a little drunker, wait until the end and finish the whole night with a bang!' A little voice in his head piped up. He nodded to himself and then turned to see Ron, Hermione and Lavender getting on the stage. Ron looked slightly annoyed about the idea but Hermione and Lavender's faces were alight with excitement.
Lavender went to get the song while the other two grabbed a microphone.
Before Ron could protest anymore the song began.
Lavender: can I take your order please?
Lets eat to the beat.
(They all do the dance that comes with it)
All: A pizza hut a pizza hut (roof arms)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut (chicken arms and the roof again)
A pizza hut a pizza hut (roof)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut (chicken and the roof)
McDonalds McDonalds (two large M's)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Ron: You like it you love it
You know you really want it (nods)
The voices I hear (holds his ears)
Whenever you're around (signals the crowd)
I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it (shakes his head)
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town mmmm
Hermione: Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting (beckons with her finger)
And when it hits me (hits herself)
I wanna take you home
Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy (rolls her head)
Hungry to the bone (touched her arms)
I think of you and lick my lips (licks her lips)
You've got the taste I can't resist
Cant resist can't resist
Lets eat to the beat
(Actions once more)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Lavender: Would you like that to go?
Any sauces?
You're so sweet and you're so neat (does two thumbs up)
You know me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky (winks)
I'm coming back for more hot dog!
Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises (nods)
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door
I think of you and lick my lips (licks her lips)
You've got the taste I cant resist
Cant resist can't resist
Lets eat to the beat
(And again with the actions)
A pizza hut a pizza hut (roof roof)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut (chicken and a roof)
A pizza hut a pizza hut (roof roof)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut (chicken and roof)
McDonalds McDonalds (M's in the air)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Hermione:
Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake! (They all shake their hands)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left (walk left)
Shake it to the right (walk right)
Let's shake!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
The girls:
I think of you and lick my lips (lick lips)
You've got the taste I cant resist
Cant resist can't resist (shake heads)
Lets eat to the beat!
(They do the dance for the final time)
A pizza hut a pizza hut (roof roof)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut (roof roof)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds (big M's)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds (M, M)
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
The song finishes and a few people applaud them. Draco and Harry burst out laughing at the way Ron was dancing. He glares and then comes overto sit with them.
'That is the most embarrassing thing I have ever done!' he groaned.
'I thought that was the time you walked in on George, Fred and lee in their bed- ' Ron cut Harry short with a look and continued as if no one had interrupted.
'So will you two be singing again?'
'Yes' Harry replied quickly before Draco could butt in with a snide comment.
' Well that's what i've been told. I have no idea what were singing and have no idea when we will be performing. Is he always this secretive?' Draco sounded really pissed off with things. After Ron nodded his face cleared slightly but he still looked annoyed.
'We'll go on last Draco, finish the night properly.' Harry explained. The blonde boy sighed and looked at his watch.
'What time does it finish?' he asked the other two.
Ron answered quickly 'midnight.' Draco checked his watch again.
'We've got ten minutes Harry, care to explain now?' he asked politely, amused with the shocked look on Harry's face.
'Quick grab Blaise and Seamus and meet me outside' he ordered his boyfriend. 'We've got enough time to brief them, get into our outfits and then sing the song.' He continued.
'Outfits?'
a/n: sooooooooo i'll try and get the next chapter written for tomorrow but as its saturday and i like a lie-in i can't promise anything.was it ok? can it have a review? please.