a/n: hello everyone i come bearing the final chapter of our little karaoke party. i don't know whther the ending is ok or total shit because i'm not all that good at endings.ooh well, so this means i will beback soon with my other story,that's good news i hope. but for now i shut up and leave you with 'fairy flavoured marmalade.' oh yes i need a disclaimer first (the last one woohoo!)
i do not own harry potter characters or this song. as much as i wish i did i dont because i'm shit at songwriting. happy now?
Harry met Blaise Seamus and Draco behind the stage and immediately began bombarding them with instructions.
'Right I guess the first thing would be to tell you-'
'What were singing perhaps?' Draco interrupted unhelpfully.
'Yes, so I'll get straight to it. We're signing Lady Marmalade. Any questions?'
'You referred to this as the song of our people.' Draco stated.
' I know'
'Well it isn't. God, Harry you are so naïve about the simple facts of our kind.' Draco teased.
'Look, I'm sorry, ok but I'm new to this. Plus its what's known in the real world as a joke.' Harry was getting angry with his useless blonde boyfriend; they didn't have much time left.
'I think we should just hurry up' Blaise interrupted. Harry nodded and continued making sure he didn't look at Draco.
'Right so I'll put you in costume in-'
'Costume?' Blaise spluttered. 'I'm not wearing a costume you've designed Potter, you have no fashion sense at all!' Draco sniggered and Seamus staggered slightly. Harry ignored them, gritted his teeth and soldiered on.
'In the order you'll be singing.' He got out his wand and pointed it at Seamus. Immediately Seamus had gone from wearing jeans and a tank top to a deep red satin corset, red boxers, black high heels and a top hat. Blaise laughed loudly and Harry turned to Draco. 'Watch what you dress me in Harry' he warned.
Harry smirked and put his boyfriend in fishnets, green silk boxers, identical shoes to Seamus' and a green and pink bikini top that tied around his neck. Blaise laughed even harder at his friend but shut up the moment Harry turned to him.
He was now dressed in the familiar black shoes, pink silk thigh-length skirt, and a small pink halter neck top. Blaise pouted and Draco giggled at him. Finally Harry pointed to himself and changed his outfit to the black high-heels, black tights, a black silk corset, and a short black satin skirt with red feathers around the edge.
Draco opened his mouth but Blaise got there first. 'Why do you get the best outfit?' he demanded.
'Because it's my idea and I'm prettier than you.' He said the last part only to wind up Draco, which worked extremely well.
'You are so not prettier!' he squealed.
'Ok, ok, you're the hottest one here babe. Right, we need to get on. I need to lengthen your hair. Any preference to streaks or colour or just keep it the same?' Blaise shook his head so Harry lengthened the smooth black hair to his shoulders. seeing as though Seamus was in no condition to make decisions, Harry just lengthened his sandy hair to his shoulders also, but added a green streak for the fun of it. Knowing Draco would be awkward, Harry made his own hair longer and added a white stripe before turning to the blonde Slytherin. 'I want pink streaks.' He blurted before Harry could even face him. Sighing Harry complied with his wishes and then beckoned the other three boys on stage; Seamus being supported by Blaise. They had just enough time to sing the song before the party ended.
Harry rushed over to the left of the bench and selected the song. He then positioned himself on the far right and waited for Blaise to start. The beginning went good but when Seamus sung it was with lyrics of his own making.
(A/n: well I do have the moves for the chorus and that but I couldn't really explain them without ruining them so please feel free to let your imagination run wild!)
Blaise:
Where's all my soul sistas?
Lemme hear ya flow sistas.
All: Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Seamus:
I met my man dean down at old Hogwarts School (he points to Dean and the school)
Strutting his stuff in the grounds
He said ' hey, hi, leprechaun,' (waves)
'Do you wanna fuck on the lawn?' (Thrusts his waist and staggers)
Ooh oh yeah
All:
Gitchie, Gitchie, ya ya dada Hey hey hey
Gitchie, Gitchie, ya ya here here
Mocha Choca lata ya ya oh yeah
Creole lady Marmalade
Ooh ooh ohVoulez vous coucher avec moi Ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Draco:
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up (touches his face)
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine (mimes drinking)
on her black satin sheets Is where he started to freak (pretends to bite his manicured nails)
yeah
all:
Gitchie, Gitchie, ya ya dada Da Da Da
Gitchie, Gitchie, ya ya here here ooh oh yeah
Mocha Choca lata ya ya yeah
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi Ce soir ce soir, what what what
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ooooooh oooh
Blaise:
yeah yeah uh
He came through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bought that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores (signals the four boys)
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours (shrugs)
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry (points to the crowd)
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes (points to their shoes and the boys in the crowd)
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge (they all slap their arses)
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass (he mimes drinking too)
by the case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Gitchie, Gitchie, ya ya
Mocha Choca lata What?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now (beckons with his fingers)
Marmalade…lady marmalade…marmalade
Harry:
Hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth (runs his fingers down his body)
colour of cafe au lait alright (playfully sucks his finger)
Made the savage beast inside (touches his chest) Roar until he cried, (pretends to cry)
More-more-more (they all throw their arms upwards)
Draco: now he's back home doing 9-5 9 – fiiiive (shows this on his fingers)
Seamus: sleeping with all Irish guys! (Jabs himself in the chest and winks)
Harry: but when he turns off to sleep Memories creep (wiggles his fingers towards the crowd)
More- more- mooore!
Gitchie, Gitchie, ya ya dada da daeaea yea
Gitchie, Gitchie, ya ya here ooh
Mocha Choca lata ya ya yea
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi all my sistas yea
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi C'mon! uh
(Dean decided to join in here and introduced everyone)
Dean:
Harry...oh Leaeaa Oh (walks forward and poses)
Draco... Lady Marmalade (Draco walks in front of Harry trying to outdo him)
Blaise...hey Hey! uh uh uh uh... (Throws his arms above his head and rotates his hips)
Seamus...Oh Oh oooo (falls over trying to make his way to dean)
Rot wailer baby…baby (dean tries to help up his boyfriend)
Moulin Rouge... 0h (he falls over too after trying to hoist Seamus up)
Mr. dean right here! (Points to himself from somewhere under Seamus)
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah...
They finished singing and they hall cheered them. Seamus and Dean were once again trying to have sex on the stage, but were dragged off by a disgusted McGonagall.
Harry kissed Draco but before Draco could incorporate his tongue into the mix, Ernie Macmillan tapped Harry on the shoulder making him stop.
Draco, who was already in a foul mood, rounded on the squat Hufflepuff.
'What?' he hissed. His eyes were glinting menacingly and Ernie felt quite intimidated. He turned his back to the scary Slytherin and talked to Harry instead.
'How did you do that? I mean we do that sort of thing for a living and we never got any praise.' His voice was quivering a bit and his hands were in fists. Harry would have laughed if he didn't know it would infuriate the boy even further. He opened his mouth but Draco got there before him.
'Maybe because you decided to expose your genitals to everyone whereas we just kept covered up. But I assure you that even if we did strip we'd get praise. One: because you're moves are shit and two: because we're far, far hotter than you. I mean god, I'm hot enough for all of them! so if that's all then bye-bye! I'd like to continue the kiss with my boyfriend that you so rudely interrupted.' His voice was strained and pleasant but his eyes were threatening and dangerous. Ernie looked like he was going to argue but then thought better of it. He turned and stalked off without a backwards glance.
'Rude, ignorant, repulsive little bastard. Now, where were we?' Draco smiled at Harry and captured him in an amazing kiss. Their tongues explored each other's mouths and Harry groaned when Draco moved to his neck. Their pleasure was to be interrupted again however by the teachers clearing out the hall. Draco whined and grabbed Harry's hand. He led him out of the hall and up to the seventh floor where a large red door had appeared as they walked by. Harry smiled at Draco and the blonde took Harry's head in his hand.
'No interruptions this time' he whispered with one hand on the door handle. He turned his wrist and pulled Harry inside.
It was one of the most beautiful rooms Harry had ever seen; there was a grand ebony bed in the centre of the room covered in green silk sheets and silver hangings. There were assorted chairs and pouffes and a large tower window that looked out to the moonlit grounds. Draco smiled at Harry as he looked around the room.
'Do you like my work?' he asked playfully. Harry giggled and answered.
' I don't appreciate your colour choice for the bed.' He smiled and pointed to the sheets that immediately turned from green to red and the hangings turned from silver to green. 'Much better, now we have a compromise.' He smirked at Draco who pouted and turned to a stereo that Harry was pretty sure wasn't there a minute ago.
'Anyway.' Draco turned back to Harry. He pushed a button on the stereo so that 'free loop' was playing. Harry stared at the blond confused about his choice of music.
'I feel like this song. Now lets see.' He looked thoughtful and Harry heard a click come from the door. 'Now, Mr Potter, I do believe you owe me a kiss.' Draco teased. Harry laughed and walked forwards so that he was barely a centimetre from the blonde.
'Just a kiss?' he winked.
' You know I want more than that. Or are you that stupid not to?'
Harry shook his head and moved in to kiss the deep red lips of the blonde boy. Before he got that far though, Draco stopped him.
'Will you change my hair back?' he asked, Harry thought for a second and replied.
'No, pink suits you babe. It brings out your inner fairy.' He laughed and moved forwards. Capturing the soft lips in a kiss, Harry pushed the sexy blonde in front of him on the bed before he could protest any further.
' I love karaoke parties'
a/n: so the end of my little fanfic. did you like it? did you hate it? can i have a review? feel free to say anything you want i'd like an opinion. ok i'm going to post it now cos i can't think of anything else to say to you all. bye bye!