Scene 3: The So Called Brother

A/N: Serenity can't open the locket due to the fact that she isn't meant to open it. Her mother gave both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru the pleasure of opening her daughter's locket and told Skylar to tell them both to poke it open.

Skylar: Inuyasha, poke it.

Inuyasha: What the hell for?

Skylar: Just poke the stupid thing!

Inuyasha: Fine. reaches for the second heart

Skylar: smacks him upside the head Wrong heart, Stupid! Poke the first one!

Kagome: Gees. Who ever thought that poking something would be so damn hard to do?

Serenity and Shippou: True that!

Inuyasha: reaches for the first heart Poke.

Skylar: LOLZ

Serenity: It opened? OMG! It opened! looks at the heart to see chibi Inuyasha

Inuyasha and Skylar: So0o0o0o0o0o?

Serenity: looks at the picture, then at Inuyasha 5 times YOU ARE MY BROTHER! Yay! runs and knocks Inuyasha to the floor

Skylar: Obscure Cartoon Reference #1.

Kagome: This day gets weirder and weirder by the minute. looks over and sees Miroku talking to Serenity

Miroku: Will you bear my children?

Serenity: Ummmmmm……………. NO!

Kagome: Maybe I was wrong! sweat drop; looks over to see Miroku talking to Skylar

Miroku: Will you bear my children?

Skylar: raises and eyebrow Excuse Me…? thwacks him HELL NO! I'm taken! walks away

Inuyasha: Stop hitting on my family! maims Miroku

Miroku: walks over to Sango They are so very mean.

Sango: thwacks him You deserved every answer they gave you. But before you ask, yes I'll bear your children.

Everyone: O.O

Sango: Oops, did I say that out loud?

Everyone: nods

Sango: Oh Crap!

Skylar: Oh Dry!

Miroku: Does this mean your not going to bear my children?

Sango: Well, DUH!

Shippou: tugs on Serenity's shirt Why are we still here?

Serenity: Shippou, this is my brother, I have to stay with him. You'll learn to like him just like I will. smiles

Shippou: I get him, but what about the rest of them?

Serenity: Well, Skylar's my cousin and she's an okay youkai.

Shippou: Okay, I get her too, but what about the other three?

Serenity: Meh. We'll get used to them.

suddenly, everyone (except Serenity and Shippou) start to run

Serenity: Whointhewhatnow?

Skylar: runs back to Serenity and Shippou Hello? Trying to get a shard of the Shikon Jewel, here. Let's Go!

Serenity: A Shikon what – gets dragged

everyone suddenly stops to find Sesshoumaru's little follower, Jaken.

Inuyasha: whispers to Kagome Get Serenity and Shippou out of here, pronto!

Kagome: But what for?

Inuyasha: Jaken is here so that means so is Sesshoumaru. I don't want her to see him.

Serenity: See whom, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: No one.

Serenity: Common, tell me. PLZ! puppy dog face

Inuyasha: Awwwww… Okay, that green thing is Jaken and he's our older brother's servant.

Jaken: Our older brother? Since when does Master Sesshoumaru have a sister?

Skylar: Since the time they were born, do-do brain.

Jaken: looks at Skylar You're family too?

Skylar: No shit, Sherlock. You should know that already.

Serenity: runs to Jaken Do you know where my older brother is?

Jaken: Well, he's jus – Jaken was interrupted my Sesshoumaru's voice

Sesshoumaru: Jaken! I thought you were – well, well. What do we have here? Hello, Inuyasha. Who's the pretty demon?

Serenity: Half Demon!

Sesshoumaru: Oh, are you. Then why should I care? sniffs Wait. Your scent. It's so…familiar.

Serenity: crying; runs to Sesshoumaru and gives him a hug I've missed you so much, Big Brother.

Sesshoumaru: What –

Skylar: Sesshoumaru, poke the second heart on her locket.

Kagome: And you wanted me to take her and prevent her from seeing Sesshoumaru. You'll be lucky if she forgets that you tried to get her away before they met.

Inuyasha: turns around You're right but I know he's going to try to take her from me.

Kagome: lays her head on Inuyasha's shoulder I know but that's when you let her decide. She'll make the right choice. rubs his back and leaves

Miroku: Whoa! Inuyasha is pretty shaken up with this situation, eh. I actually feel bad for him.

Sango: I know. He and Sesshoumaru don't get along and now poor Serenity is in the middle of both of them. I wonder how she'll react when she finds out that her brothers tried to kill each other.

Shippou: Why would they do that? They're brothers. They shouldn't fight each other. waiting for an answer Hello? Is anyone going to answer… me?

Sango: Shhh, little one. I think Sesshoumaru is going to open the other half.

Sesshoumaru reaches for the second heart

Sesshoumaru: It opened. Now what?

Serenity: looks at the picture and then back at Sesshoumaru You're my brother too. cries BIG BROTHER! leaps to give Sesshoumaru a hug

Inuyasha: I can't take this any longer. I'm going to lose her, Kagome. I can't believe I'm going to lose her to him.

Kagome: You're not going to lose her. takes Inuyasha away from the commotion She's your little sister too and I'll be damned if he takes that away from you.

Shippou: No one is going to take Serenity away from me, are they? I don't know what I would do without her. begins to cry

Inuyasha: Hey, little man. Come here. No one will take her away from you, okay. Don't have to cry. picks Shippou up and rocks him to sleep

Serenity: Inuyasha! Why was Shippou crying? looks at Shippou with a concerned face

Inuyasha: You need to sit down for this, Serenity. I have to tell you –

Sesshoumaru: Not now, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Now's the best time and you know that, Sesshoumaru.

Serenity: concerned face Best time for what?

A/N: Inuyasha tells Serenity what happened to their parents and how since then, he and Sesshoumaru have fought to keep the Tetsusaiga.

Sesshoumaru: Well, we probably would be on good terms if it wasn't for you being a hard-ass. You could have given it to me and spared the trouble, you know. smirks

Inuyasha: Are you out of your damn mind?

Skylar: Sesshoumaru, you know damn well that your father gave Inuyasha that sword not you. Are you trying to be an idiot or are you?

Sesshoumaru: Whoa there, Skylar. This doesn't concern you.

Skylar: Really? Well, newsflash sweetie, IT IS MY CONCERN! Haven't you two realized that this fight is insignificant and that Serenity is trying to get her mind in order and all you can do is argue? Damn you, BASTARDS!

Serenity is trying to understand everything but can't because of all the arguing betweenher brothers; she decides to run

Skylar: sees Serenity running away Wait, Serenity! Please! turns to Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru You idiots! Look at what you've done? God, I'm surrounded by MORRONS!

the girls (Skylar, Kagome and Sango) run after Serenity; Shippou wants to come but Skylar doesn't let him

Shippou: Why can't I come with you? I know Serenity more than any of you do.

Skylar: Shippou, I said –

Kagome: Enough already! Skylar why can't he come?

Skylar: It's a girl thing.

Kagome: Shippou, go ahead of us and find Serenity. We'll follow.

Shippou: Okay. runs ahead of everyone happily