Scene 5: Searching for the Shards of the Shikon Jewels

A/N: The gang continues they're journey. In most of Inuyasha's adventures, evil demons appear and one in particular seems to be very interested in Serenity and Skylar.

Serenity: Why the hell is that thing looking at us that way?

Skylar: It's got googly eyes. I think it's interested in us. they look at each other with disgust

Hiten: Well, well. What do we have here? grabs Serenity Aren't you a pretty one. licks the side of her face

Serenity: EWWW! Pure nasty! Serenity begins to power up What the –?

Inuyasha:pulls out a fang Ouch! How on earth was my dad able to pull three fangs out without complaining?

Skylar: That's easy. He put himself at the head of his entire army so the battles kinda helped with the pulling.

Inuyasha: Makes sense. his fang soon turns into a sword for Serenity

Serenity: Ummmmm….. Could some one please tell me what the hell is going on here? I'm GLOWING!

Inuyasha: Take this. throws the sword This sword is a mixture of both the Tetsusaiga and the Tensaiga. You can either kill something or revive something.

Serenity: Give it to me! gets out of Hiten's arms; grabs hold of the Megamisaiga

Inuyasha: Now you can kick his little – huh?

A/N: The Megamisaiga has put an aura around Serenity. The sword is doing some final touch-ups on Serenity. The sword is accidentally dropped.

Kagome: This is getting weird. I wonder what's happening to her. looks over at the aura shocked WOWSERS! Who's your designer, I wanna meet this guy.

Serenity: This is so cool. Leather full-piece suits are comfy. I got to buy more of these.

Hiten: Preparing yourself for me, are you. Well my dear, I will not disappoint.

Skylar: SHUT UP, you big loser! Oh, Serenity, you look just like your mother!

Inuyasha: What? My mother didn't look like a slut.

Serenity: Excuse me!

Skylar: looks annoyed Okay, I'm gonna do somethin' that I haven't been able to do yet cause it wasn't the right time, but now it is. takes a deep breath SIT!

((Insert very LARGE boom here))

Inuyasha: from very deep in the crater ……….ow……….

Serenity: BOOYAH!

Skylar: This is the best spell I ever came up with!

Kagome: steps on Inuyasha's head to get to Serenity Wow, sweetie, you look so pretty.

Hiten: Hello? I'm still here and the girl is mine. grabs Serenity

Skylar: Here Serenity! CATCH! throws Inuyasha's homemade sword

Serenity: What the hell do I do with this?

Inuyasha: Well, you hold it up and then you – gets thwacked over the head Ouch, what was that for?

Kagome: For one thing, I think we all know that a sword has to be lifted, dodo-brain.

Inuyasha: Gees, no one takes a joke any more. Anyways, a little history. Our father made three swords: tetsusaiga, tensaiga, and the hikarisaiga. Each sword possesses an ultimate power. Since father is dead, I sacrificed one of my fangs to make you this; the Megamisaiga. You know what to do. Kill him.

Everyone: o.O

Inuyasha: Wha – did I say something wrong?

Kagome: You always do.

Miroku (aside to Sango): Have you realized that we haven't been mentioned in both Scene 3 & 4.

Sango (aside to Miroku): Ya well, what else is new.

Shippou: biting Hiten's leg Get off Serenity! Stop hurting her or I'll –

Hiten: You'll what, you little rat. kicks Shippou

Shippou: Ouchy, that ones gonna last a week or so.

Serenity: SHIPPOU! Damn you, you son of a –

Miroku: BEE-A-T-CH!

Everyone: O.O

Miroku: What, I finished her sentence. Well, if you don't want me to pull another one of those, than I suggest you start adding me and Sango into the picture.

Inuyasha & Skylar: All you had to do was ask.

Miroku: Damn you, demons.

Serenity: Like I was trying to do before I was rudely interrupted, get your fat ass over here right now, Hiten. We got issues that haven't been resolved.

A/N: Hiten is a weaker version of Miroku. Miroku can take a hint every now and then especially if the girl calls him over but like an idiot Hiten falls into Serenity's trap. Serenity has her mother's beauty and her father's strength and invulnerability.

Serenity: winks Hey sexy! What are you waiting for, an invitation? grabs Hiten as if to kiss him

Hiten: If I had known you really wanted me, I would have – oh! looks down to find himself a bloody mess What, I thought you cared?

Serenity: Ya well, you're not my type. walks to the rest of the gang Let's go! Hey Shippou, come here sweet cheeks. Shippou runs to Serenity

Shippou: Can I pick up your sword?

Serenity: Sorry sweetie but this thing is really heavy and I can barely lift it myself let alone you trying.

Shippou: Okay.

Inuyasha: gives Serenity a big hug I'm so very, very proud of you, Serenity. You took him down like a pro.

Serenity: Thanks, Brother. That means a lot to me coming from you.

Skylar: Where's my little half demon who acts like her daddy? grabs hold of Serenity There she is, my little half-pint!

Serenity: glares at Skylar Don't you EVER call me that again, you hear me Skylar! NEVER!

Skylar: Whoa there, Cowgirl. What could I have said? Half-pint?

Serenity: Yes, never call me that. runs up a tree

Kagome: Oh, man. Not again.