Jack Spicer flew along the ceiling of the main room, laughing and pointing at Tubbimura was still on the ground far below him. "Ha-ha! You're so fat, you make my 500-pound, chain-smoking, burger-holic Aunt Cadie look thin!"

Tubbimura flushed red and pointed the Star Hanabi at Jack. He fired off several blasts but they all missed Jack by a mile. "You're so dumb, you make me look like a genius!" Jack cackled. He paused in midair. "Wait a minute…"

"Golden Tiger Claws!" Tubbimura shouted, taking the Golden Tiger Claws that he had won from Raimundo. He cut a hole in midair, jumped through, and reappeared next to the flying Jack Spicer.

"Now, I will defeat you!" Ninja Tubbimura said.

"Hey, psst! Buddy!" Jack said.

"What?"

"You can't fly,"

"…uh-oh,"

Tubbimura plummeted back to the floor amid peals of wild laughter from Jack Spicer. "This is too easy!" He said, wiping his eyes.

"Golden Tiger Claws!" Tubbimura cut a portal and jumped through it to safety.

He reappeared on top of the commentator's box, holding the Tiger Claws in one hand and the Star Hanabi on the other. Jack was so busy laughing that he didn't notice the flames until they had blasted off the blades to his helicopter-backpack.

"Hey, psst! Buddy!" Tubbimura said, interrupting Jack's fit of maniacal laughter.

"What?"

"You can't fly,"

"…uh-oh,"

This time, it was Jack Spicer that was falling through the air. "Ah! Ah! Ah! Help me! Mommy!" The evil boy genius managed to catch the edge of his cloak on one of Chase Young's unnecessary spiky things that lined the walls of his main room.

Tubbimura jumped down from the commentator's box and soared across the room, delivering a solid kick to Jack Spicer's stomach.

"Ow! Hey, illegal use of feet!" Jack snapped. Tubbimura merely chuckled. "Ring of the Nine Dragons!"

Jack's body was lit up with a strange light and he was split into four separate entities. One of them received all of his (rather meager) brainpower, which gave it the title of Big Head Jack. Another one of them received Jack's physical strength. That one became Strong Jack. The third one got Jack's whining, crying and immaturity, so he'll be called Baby Jack, even though he is the same age as regular Jack. The fourth Jack was Moxie Jack, the sarcastic, gutsy, but not too bright one.

"Let's go!" Big Head Jack shouted, pointing at Tubbimura. The four Jacks ran up and down the walls until they realized that Tubbimura had made his way down to the center of the room. "Get him! Get him!" Big Head ordered.

Strong Jack, who was essentially weaker than regular Jack (it is possible), but still stronger than the rest of the other quarter Jacks, barreled towards Tubbimura. Tubbimura swung around his considerable girth and sent Strong Jack flying.

"Hey! That was so mean!" Baby Jack complained. "I'm telling Mommy on you!" This Jack Spicer ran to hit Tubbimura in the face when the ninja jumped out of the way and delivered a stunning shot to Baby Jack's neck. Baby Jack's eyes rolled into his head and he fell to the ground next to Raimundo.

"This is bad! Okay, team! Let's regroup!" Big Head ordered. He whistled. Strong Jack and Moxie Jack converged on Big Head. The three Jacks went into a football huddle, which consisted of conspiratorial whispers and spiteful glares at Tubbimura, who was standing away from them, looking confused.

"Okay, I think we should all jump him!" Moxie Jack suggested.

"No, that's stupid," retorted Strong Jack.

"I concur," Big Head Jack said.

"Yeah. I should be the one to jump him," Strong Jack nodded his head.

"Shut up," Big Head Jack snapped. "Anyway, my plan is to jump him. While he's beating the heck out of you guys, I'll take his Golden Tiger Claws and Star Hanabi,"

"Agreed," Moxie Jack whispered.

Baby Jack came waddling over. "Buy me toys!"

"I concur," Strong Jack said.

"Do you even know that means?" Moxie demanded.

"No, but it makes me sound smart, doesn't it? I concur. I concur. I concur. I concur. I concur!"

"Shut up," Moxie Jack said.

"Alright, BREAK!" Big Head Jack commanded. The team huddle broke up and the three Jacks ran to surround Tubbimura.

"I concur," Strong Jack added unhelpfully.

"Blitz! Blitz!" Baby Jack squealed, jumping up and down. Moxie and Strong Jack raced forward and collided with Tubbimura. The two of them bounced backwards several feet and landed on the floor with the wind knocked out of them. Tubbimura smirked, picked them up, and punched them clear across the main room.

"Oh, come on!" Big Head muttered. He glared furiously at Baby Jack. "Aren't you going to do something?"

"Buy me toys!"

"SHUT UP! Ring of the Nine Dragons!" Big Head's ring flashed and the current Jacks vanished. This time, Jack Spicer split up into nine Jacks, each one with a now ridiculously low amount of power.

"Blitz! Blitz!" One of the Jacks shouted, and they all charged Tubbimura at once. The ninja managed to bat off their first ten waves of attacks with nothing but his pinky finger, but one of the smaller ones managed to slip under his defenses and swiped the Star Hanabi.

"Give that back!" Ninja Tubbimura started. "Heylin Thun--,"

"Star Hanabi!" The ninja tried to jump, but six Jacks landed on him just as the Star Hanabi blasted him. The flames knocked him a few feet into the air and he ended up landing on one of them.

"Ring of the Nine Dragons!" said one of the Jacks, and they all slid back to form one goofy pale-skinned entity.

"Woo-hoo! Buy me toys! I concur! BLITZED!" Jack cackled.

((Scene Change))

"Well, Jack Spicer advances. Who would have thought it?" Dojo said, shrugging his little dragon shoulders.

((Authors Notes))

This fic is far from over. It's barely even half way completed!